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Freehold DM wrote: I drink tea. You and you're alternate lifestyle aren't welcome here.
JK. Though you need to get with the program. Coffee is awesome and you're missing out. :-)
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You're giving coffee drinkers a bad name, Tiny Coffee Golem.
Not from excluding tea drinkers, but for using "you're" when you meant to use "your" in a sentence.
Wait. I thought EVERY day was coffee day?
I had the pleasure of meeting the most hardcore coffee drinker I have ever met. It had been an old WWII vet who drank a pot of coffee a day, and was still very active in his 80's. He still holds the title for an American. It was a fellow from Columbia who has been drinking coffee since his mother used to give it to him in a bottle. He drinks it with every meal, always is sipping a cup, and often has a cup before bed! At least his wife is a doctor.
But yeah, Java Beanie is one of my gods!
Misroi wrote: You're giving coffee drinkers a bad name, Tiny Coffee Golem.
Not from excluding tea drinkers, but for using "you're" when you meant to use "your" in a sentence.
**Shakes fist**
Crap. I'm usually fastidious about that. It's a typo. My bad.
Fergie wrote: Wait. I thought EVERY day was coffee day?
Oh. It is. It is.
Pan wrote: Also a tea drinker. I'm going to need this thread locked before allowing more of this hate speech is allowed to continue.
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote: Pan wrote: Also a tea drinker. I'm going to need this thread locked before allowing more of this hate speech is allowed to continue. Tell me about it tiny golem. My favorite irresistible snack is unmentionable!
I drink both coffee and tea (though not at the same time).
Praise be to Java
Hollowed be thy name.
Wondrous brew or heated organic suspension;
All your beauty is beyond mortal comprehension.
Depart unto me your caffeinated bounty;
Blessed vehicle of goodness aplenty.
Fabius Maximus wrote: I drink both coffee and tea (though not at the same time). I have enjoyed this concoction on occasion.
Freehold DM wrote: Fabius Maximus wrote: I drink both coffee and tea (though not at the same time). I have enjoyed this concoction on occasion. That's just disgusting.
Coffee SMELLS amazing.
Sadly, coffee TASTES wretched. No matter how much sugar and/or cream I put in it.
I'm speechless that there is so much hate in the world and the coffee/tea abomination. I'll pray for you.
It's probably for the best that I don't care for coffee, really. Otherwise it would have been even harder for me when the doctor put me on a no-caffeine diet.
Orthos wrote: It's probably for the best that I don't care for coffee, really. Otherwise it would have been even harder for me when the doctor put me on a no-caffeine diet. Wait what? That's a thing?
I don't always drink coffee, but when I do I drink it black.
BigDTBone wrote: Orthos wrote: It's probably for the best that I don't care for coffee, really. Otherwise it would have been even harder for me when the doctor put me on a no-caffeine diet. Wait what? That's a thing? Yep. High blood pressure and insomnia, one of the first things he cut me off from was caffeine.
Fabius Maximus wrote: Freehold DM wrote: Fabius Maximus wrote: I drink both coffee and tea (though not at the same time). I have enjoyed this concoction on occasion. That's just disgusting. You haven't had it in the village man. It's awesome.
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote: I'm speechless that there is so much hate in the world and the coffee/tea abomination. I'll pray for you. Try it. You'll like it.
Orthos wrote: Coffee SMELLS amazing.
Sadly, coffee TASTES wretched. No matter how much sugar and/or cream I put in it.
That entirely depends on what coffee you drink and how you prepare it. If you use the cheap stuff from the lower shelves in the supermarket, you get a nigh-undrinkable sour brew. The same goes for a coffee maker that gets cleaned maybe once a year.
I drink my coffee like the Turks do: not-quite boiling water poured directly on ground coffee in the mug. The floating bits will sink to the bottom after a while and you get a taste very close to the fresh coffee smell.
@FreeholdDM: I'm nowhere near New York. Trends like that arrive here about 3-5 years later.
French press is the way to go if you have to go coffee.
Freehold DM wrote: Tiny Coffee Golem wrote: I'm speechless that there is so much hate in the world and the coffee/tea abomination. I'll pray for you. Try it. You'll like it. I have (accidentally) poured tea into a cup that already had coffee in it...it is truly disgusting.
Chief Cook and Bottlewasher wrote: Freehold DM wrote: Tiny Coffee Golem wrote: I'm speechless that there is so much hate in the world and the coffee/tea abomination. I'll pray for you. Try it. You'll like it. I have (accidentally) poured tea into a cup that already had coffee in it...it is truly disgusting. You have not had it prepared properly.
Or, you know, they just don't like it.
Let it go, man.
Orthos wrote: Or, you know, they just don't like it.
Let it go, man.
There's more to it than just pouring coffee into tea. It's a very special recipe.
sips gunpowder green tea
I am not prepared to experiment.
Freehold DM wrote: Orthos wrote: Or, you know, they just don't like it.
Let it go, man.
There's more to it than just pouring coffee into tea. It's a very special recipe.
sips gunpowder green tea Doesn't matter. For example, for me it doesn't matter how much sugar, cream, flavoring, or other crap you put in coffee. I'll still taste the coffee underneath, and since that's what I don't like about it, I won't like the result.
Sitting here insisting "But I KNOW you'll like it if you just do X!" only makes people get more frustrated at you. If they say they don't like it, they don't like it. Pressing only makes you annoying.
Freehold DM wrote: Tiny Coffee Golem wrote: I'm speechless that there is so much hate in the world and the coffee/tea abomination. I'll pray for you. Try it. You'll like it. Get thee behind me, Satan!
Orthos wrote: BigDTBone wrote: Orthos wrote: It's probably for the best that I don't care for coffee, really. Otherwise it would have been even harder for me when the doctor put me on a no-caffeine diet. Wait what? That's a thing? Yep. High blood pressure and insomnia, one of the first things he cut me off from was caffeine. I'm so sorry. It's good that you don't like coffee, that would be sad indeed.
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