1001 sentences you expect to hear in the first Paizo movie

[yellowdingo]

You know you want one...

1. "What were you thinking?"
2. "The inquisition is in!"
3. "Damn thats a big dragon."
4. "That Kobold was mine!"
5. "Eat steel bastard!"
6. "You hold them off."

[BigNorseWolf]

You idiot!
VALEROS!
Who's hand is that?

[FuelDrop]

Why did you DO THAT?!?
What do you mean NOONE has a ranged weapon?!?
Oh god, look at all the blood! Do you have any idea how long it'll take to clean this leather?

[Sissyl]

"Of course it's a lighthouse! I mean, what else could it be?"
"...bonk the head to shut it up..."
"Oh, lady Seoni, thank you SO much for saving me. I can never repay you... But I will never forget."

[Evan Tarlton]

"Hmph! I'll have you know that I am very popular indeed! Why, a savage tribe once made me their lord! On top of my mother titles, I am Alain, Lord of the D'Ooush Bahgs!"

[ulgulanoth]

"BAAAAAAAATS!"
"This is Sandpoint"
"Look out GOBLINS!"

[CapeCodRPGer]

The goblin song. A full musical number of the goblin song.

[Vod Canockers]

"Which way to the nearest temple of Calistria?"

[lucky7]

"HELLS yeah!"

[Lathiira]

Kyra: "Valeros, please remove your hand, before I cut it off."
Valeros: "I'm over here!"
Merisiel: *giggles*

[Shadowborn]

Ezren: "The adventuring life comes with a myriad of challenges and obstacles. It's not all just dungeons and dragons, you know."

[yellowdingo]

27. "So you burned the village down...why?"
28. "They were evil?"
29. "what the hells is that thing?"
30. "somebody bring me her head."

[yellowdingo]

31. "It gives me the ability to stand against the psychological maelstrom that would reduce those of lesser mental strength to cowering, jibbering idiots - broken by the horror of their experiences."

32. "Let me say it one more time so we are clear on the matter - you will not wear that hand on a thong around your neck in this village."

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Go for the eyes, Padrig!

[Lamontius]

roll for damage

[Vod Canockers]

He was right in the middle of the fireball and didn't even move, how come he isn't even singed?

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

I know what you're thinking, orc. You're thinking "Did she burn six points of grit or only five?" Now to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a Alkenstar Gunworks Pepperbox, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, orc?

[Kumquat, Urgathoian Groupie]

"Well, THAT brings a whole new meaning to 'raise dead'"

[Alexandros Satorum]

COSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evan Tarlton]

Valeros: "So if I drink this, I'll become a sexy shirtless god of war? Okay!"

[The 8th Dwarf]

Staring BRIAN BLESSED as Harsk.

[meatrace]

Alexandros Satorum wrote:

COSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Godsdamnit. You beat me to it.

"...and that's how all Paladins were found as infants by fey creatures."

[meatrace]

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Staring BRIAN BLESSED as Harsk.

Brian Blessed as all roles. Simultaneously. Including Seoni.

[The 8th Dwarf]

Infidel!!!! BRIAN BLESSED must always be written in all caps. You must repent and atone!!!

[meatrace]

Nah. Just out of curiosity, have you read the ASoIaF books? If so, did you picture BRIAN BLESSED as Robert Baratheon as well?

I totally pictured King Robert as Richard IV from Blackadder.

[yellowdingo]

40. "Ewwwwwww!"
41. "Stab him in the eyes with your holy symbol!"

[The 8th Dwarf]

No I haven't read them but suggest that you check out his roles as the Duke of Exeter in Henry V and Augustus in I Claudius that may cement it for you..

[yellowdingo]

42. "What do you think?"
43. "The architectual style is early maniac."
44. "We need food and shelter."
45. "I know, but do we need them that badly?"

[lucky7]

46. "But...it doesn't fit."

[BRIAN BLESSED]

meatrace wrote:

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Staring BRIAN BLESSED as Harsk.

Brian Blessed as all roles. Simultaneously. Including Seoni.

OF COURSE!!

[Kajehase]

Sutter's alive!?

[BigNorseWolf]

meatrace wrote:

Alexandros Satorum wrote:

COSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Godsdamnit. You beat me to it.

"...and that's how all Paladins were found as infants by fey creatures."

David the Gnomes orphanage.

[Crimson Jester]

"For the Golem!"

[Urizen]

"The Dingo's on the loose again."

[Crimson Jester]

'The forums are way too long..."

[Vod Canockers]

I take 10 on this roll.

[thenovalord]

Eandos lost. Really ?
Boy those goblins look so silly
Not matter what we do those npcs will insist we do something else

[yellowdingo]

54. "So he got away with a book...what can one iliterate goblin do with a book?"

[BigNorseWolf]

A long time ago in a country far far away...

[yellowdingo]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

A long time ago in a country far far away...

Shouldnt this be in scrolling italics?

[The Big L]

56. Where' the earth-shattering... *KABOOM*
57. What do you mean all Tieflings aren't evil incarnate... He has HORNS!
58. That's a valid point, but the way I see it... FIREBALL!!!

[yellowdingo]

59. "I blame you..."

[Corvino]

60. Are you sure you want to do that?
61. how to get your love back [phone] (based on the current state of the off-topic messageboard)

[Lilith]

62. "Phrasing!"
63. "Bam."
64. "Boom, my collar!"
65. "Wait, are we not saying 'phrasing' anymore?"

[Azten]

65) "Let me get this straight. We have to kill the lich named 'Doctor Lucky' in his manor?"

[BigNorseWolf]

WHO let the goblin play with the alchemists fire...

[yellowdingo]

68. "So...you hate all dwarves, or just me?"

[Snorter]

69. "Mammy Graul need SNU-SNU!"

[Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King]

Snorter wrote:

69. "Mammy Graul need SNU-SNU!"

Damiel: "Ah, my latest concoction... I call it brain bleach."

[GeraintElberion]

"So, are we playing with critical criticals? I've never rolled three twenties in a row before."