Draight should not rule this city because he regularly poops on statues.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because he regularly poops statues.
Wow, Michelangelo's 'David'!"
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Pulg should not rule this city because he regularly poops on statutes.
He pooped on this one earlier today:
The Legislature finds that DNA databases are important tools in criminal investigations, in the exclusion of individuals who are the subject of criminal investigations or prosecutions and in detecting recidivist acts. It is the policy of this state to assist federal, state, and local criminal justice and law enforcement agencies in the identification and detection of individuals in criminal investigations and the identification and location of missing and unidentified persons. Therefore, it is in the best interests of the citizens of this state to establish a statewide DNA database containing DNA samples submitted by persons convicted of or arrested for felony offenses and convicted of certain misdemeanor offenses. Additionally, the statewide DNA database shall include DNA records and samples necessary for the identification of missing persons and unidentified human remains, including DNA samples voluntarily contributed by relatives of missing persons.
EM should not rule this city because he is clearly the evil mirror universe twin of -our- equinoxmaster!
That, and I saw him punch a three year old girl. In the teeth.
GoatFondler should not rule this city before he fixes those spasmic fondle urges.
JB should not rule this city because his tiny arms are ill suited to cutting ribbons with ceremonial scissors and digging with ceremonial gold plated shovels.
Draight should not rule this city because he once shot a little old lady out of a catapult.
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GoatToucher should not rule this city because he keeps deliberately getting the name of the game wrong. It's called Goat Simulator. *Simulator*. Just the one 't'.
Jurassic Bard should not rule this city because he tends to eat people.
equinoxmaster should not rule this city untill he starts using deodorant
Yarrrr! Jurassic Bard should not be rulin this city because he is a no-good, bilge-swalling scallywag who ain't been taught t' proper langwage o the day.
Jurassic Bard should not rule this city because he's eaten the Mayor's chain of office and special hat
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IHIYC should not rule this city until his deadly game of wits with the Batman has come to it's deadly conclusion.
JB should not rule the city due to ordinance 15-C-12.
Office of Redunancy clerk should not rule this city due to obesity.
Bad example sir, bad example.
Grundolker should not rule this city because he has not successfully grundolked on over three months.
Jurassic Bard should not rule this city untill he ignores the little insignificant pervs. ^^
Equinoxmaster should not rule this city because his finely chiselled cheekbones will make all the other mayors jealous.
Pulg should not rule this city because his manly beard extends all over his body.
Bald goatfondle-guy should not rule city. He always look at 1 point, chieftains supposed to look at all and everything.
I'm Hiding In your closet should not rule this city, because if he can't come to terms with himself and come out of the closet and quite suppressing his feelings and emotions how can he truly rule?
Burning Straw Man should not rule this city because smoking is bad for you
Pulg should not rule this city because our surplus cheese stores will swiftly dwindle to nothing.
Grundolker should not rule this city if he even can't distinguish devils from demons.