DM_aka_Dudemeister should not rule this city for helping support the failed Frankenberry coup.
Burning Straw Man should not rule this city because he is covering up his own participation in the coup!
countchocula should not rule this city, if he does it promotes chocolate can get you anywhere, something the health institution objects to strongly.
The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city as he is a hypocrite touting health institution objections while sporting a very obvious sunburn.
Geistlinger should not rule this city because my elks need cleaning.
Pulg should not rule this city because he has unclean elks.
Randarak shall not rule this city because he was caught embezzling money for hair care products.
MagusJanus shall not rule this city as since his hat needs a belt, and he undoes it, it slips down over his face because his head is too small.
Randarak should not rule this city until he's paid his debt to society for besmirching Pulg's elks
Pulg should not rule this city because his elks should be served as a feast for those who will rule this city.
MagusJanus should not rule this city. We don't have the chin budget for him.
Lady Sissyl should not rule this city because the curtains turn up in ribbons on her headdress.
Again? Dammit, I thought I was being careful.
The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city because he denies us a reasonable curtain budget.
Sissyl should not rule this city because of her misplaced focus on curtains.
Seriously, that money would be SO much better spent getting some fabulous lampshades to put around council hall.
True, but you shouldn't rule this city on account of choosing very ugly lampshades. A mayor has to have some sense of style.
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The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city, since he obviously has no taste in lampshades.
I mean, what the heck is wrong with pink floral print hemmed with lace?!?
FuelDrop should not rule this city because he's wasting fuel. And at these prices yet!
Randarak should not rule this city because he makes fuelish comments. >_>
Geistlinger should not rule this city because he supports the fuelish conspiracy.
countchocula should not rule this city, a chocolate diet makes for a bad public example.
The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city because Devil's Food.
Cr500cricket should not rule this city. I'd tell you why, but it'd violate the non-disclosure agreement.
FuelDrop shouldn't rule this city. He has an unhealthy relationship to flamethrowers.
Cr500cricket should not rule this city because no sane person would pay 500 credits for a cricket.
Geistlinger should not rule this city because he mistook a "sport" for an animal.
Cr500cricket should not rule this city because he bugs people.
Geistlinger should not rule this city because that was actually amusing and everyone knows politicians should not have senses of humor.
MagusJanus should not rule this city because it's Merlin the Happy Pig's turn.
Mr Pulg should not rule this city on account of green beady eyes. Those are disturbing to the common masses.
The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city. His "Urban Pacification" initiative revolves around opening gateways to the abyss in each public park, then allowing demons to stalk the streets and devour anyone who goes outdoors.
This is obviously a violation of the separation of church and state. It also ignores city statute 1993423: iii: B: which relates to bringing dangerous animal into the city without leashes, muzzles and other safety equipment.
EvilPaladin should not rule this city until he's dealt with his midlife crisis.
Seriously dude, either Evil or Paladin. Trying to play both sides will just leave you crosseyed.
FuelDrop should not rule this city. He lacks the focus on community granted by the collective.
FuelDrop shall not rule this city because he just stated he shall not rule this city.
MagusJanus should not rule this city because he gropes his way around ANY office.
Cr500cricket should not rule this city after that incident with the whipped cream, succubus strippers, feathered shuttlecocks, rubber hose and 250 liters of industrial lubricant.
The reasons should be self evident. Siphoning the budget for this sort of thing is very irresponsible.