IHIYC should not rule this city because he's too busy playing in the sewers and pretending to be a ninja turtle.
GW should not rule this city because we should be taking power away from old white men, not giving it to them! Down with the Patriarchy!
GoatToucher should not rule this city, a staring contest is not part of a mayor's duty.
The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city until he shows us capability of other expressions.
Spikey-head not rule city, he done same thing.
Hypocrites not be ruling city.
IHIYC should not rule this city because he is a clown.
BSM should not rule this city because there are already plenty of straw men in the political narrative.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because...
...well, just look at him.
Do we need any other reason?
Uncle Teds not rule city until he remove helmet.
People want know what face of mayors look like.
Poog should not rule this city because we'd be one stray G away from having a mayor called Poo.
Pulg should not rule because one misplaced "l" could result in either a plug or a pug ruling this city - and either would just be too silly.
Uncle Teddy should not rule this city because he is a Republican candidate for president in 2016!
GoatGroper not rule city ever!
He first going to rehab, before making remote chance of civil life.
"THE" Poog of Zarongel should not rule this city for failing to lock up GoatToucher and throwing away the key for that bit of slander against me.
Uncle Teddy should not rule this city because it's not clear where his beard ends and his breastplate begins
Pulg not rule city, his nose be weird.
IHIYC should not rule this city because mascara is ONLY FOR GIRLS
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IHIYC should not rule this city due to the fanciness of his pants.
GT should not rule this city. He looks like he both smelled something off and got that same thing in his eye. Do we really want our leaders looking like that?
Uncle Teddy should not rule this city until he pays off all his outstanding parking tickets. We all know that won't happen...
Molten Dragon not be ruling city, he buy too much cookies on others' expenses.
TPOZ should not rule this city because he is the Poogy Woogy Pugle Poy of Pumpany P, and that breaks so many local bylaws that the whole justice system would spontaneously combust if he got in.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet should not rule this city because it is impossible to get any mayoral work done if you're holed up in a closet.
IHIYC has a habit of breaking and entering (into people's closets) and should thus not be trusted to run a city.
They're probably already hiding in a closet in city hall anyway.
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Aniuś pissed off the Guild of Mega-Superwizards at the last town meeting. Anyone who causes the city to be destroyed by 17 concurrent meteor swarms should not be allowed to rule this city.
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Ventnor should not rule this city because (s)he's already a small town on the Isle of Wight and that would make him/her a BIGAMIST. Somehow.
IHIYC should not rule the city, on account of he places wights in local mansions, causing the need for more heroes to clear them out and result in them looting the rightful items of the mansions' owners.
How can we take a mayor, who causes haunted mansions deliberately, seriously?
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TFF should not rule this city as he clearly opposes the Right to Moiderhobo.
Pulg Should Not Rule This City! The last thing we want is a ruler with a Curly-the-Stooge accent!
IHIYC should not rule this city because of their various crimes against Stooge-manity.
Ventnor should not rule this city, because a fellow who refuses to bargain makes a poor diplomat.
IHIYC should not rule this city because he presumes too much.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because they spend too much of their time touching goats. That goat smell won't go over so well in diplomatic meetings, either.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet should not rule this city because their name is too long. It won't fit on the official "I want to run this city" application.
