Goat Toucher should not rule this city because I have cut out his humanity and deep fried it. It was delicious.
Krevon should not rule this city because he'll instigate a human race exterminatus and deep fry it.
Ape-Grodd not rule city, it never was steampunk from beginning.
But will be goblin super-stronghold in future.
IHIYC should not rule this city due to his treasonous dealings with the Arch-Weasel in the last war.
GroatToaster should not rule this city because he doesn't know the difference between 'copulate' and 'capitulate'
Pulg should not rule this city because he does not realize that, when the stars align -just- right, those words are synonymous.
GoatToucher should not rule this city, because: Stop touching those goats! They don't like it!
Closetclown not rule city, he not dressed in fashion.
FFVIIGuru should not rule this city due to his rendering being several generations old.
GoutToacher should not rule this city because we've just repainted the Town Hall and his teeth clash with it
Pulg not be ruling city, he not pay barber bills, so he no have business at city hall.
LF2 is far too convoluted to rule this city.
Wei Ji birdy not rule city, he destined for birdcruncher bbq tonight.
Gorilla Grodd should not rule this city because of the banana ordinance.
Krevon should not rule this city because he's an angry old fart.
Wei Ji should not rule this city because of his own rage filled gastrointestinal emissions.
Lord Foul II should not rule this city, not after the mess Lord Foul the First made!
Petty alchemy should not rule this city because Alchemy is grand, wondrous, and mysterious, never ever petty
Jurassic Bard should not rule this city because of a little known bi-law requiring the ruler of said city needing to be able to win at any arm wrestling contest.
Alick not rule city, gems be mere objects.
Lord Foul II should not rule this city until he cleans his act up.
Krevon should not rule. His beard appears to be on fire! You cannot rule if your beard is on fire as of bylaw number 386297286348923468. And if his beard isn't on fire then I have to go fire some minions out of the book canon.
Goddity should not rule this city ans s/he is only a mustache and a smile away from being one of those Anonymous rascals!
IHIYC should not rule this city, since he's scaring away the voters with that evil grin.
The Fiend Not So Fantastic should not rule this city because he opposes the war between my church of Mad Scientists and AoZKs church.
IHIYC should not rule this city. I already gave him a cushy job as Head of The Evil Clown Union - Local 667. You can't rule a city and be head of a union. Why? Because I said so.
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Uncle Teddy should not rule this city because of his cream filling.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because, well, we don't ever mention that in polite company, impolite company, or any company. Some things are best left unsaid.
GW should not rule this city because he won't survive until the next election, and the man who would succeed him is a scoundrel.
GoatToucher should not rule because he is the successor.
Uncle Teddy should not rule because of his clothing choices.
Goddity should not rule this city because the mask in his avatar picture is actually his codpiece.