Goat Toucher should not rule this city because I have cut out his humanity and deep fried it. It was delicious.
Krevon should not rule this city because he'll instigate a human race exterminatus and deep fry it.
Gulian should not rule this city as it is a steampunk themed jungle city that I have constructed so that I can rule over it.
Ape-Grodd not rule city, it never was steampunk from beginning.
But will be goblin super-stronghold in future.
"THE" Poog of Zarongel Should Not Rule This City, his status as a Cleric is a clear violation of the separation of church and state!
IHIYC should not rule this city due to his treasonous dealings with the Arch-Weasel in the last war.
GroatToaster should not rule this city because he doesn't know the difference between 'copulate' and 'capitulate'
Pulg should not rule this city because he does not realize that, when the stars align -just- right, those words are synonymous.
GoatToucher should not rule this city, because: Stop touching those goats! They don't like it!
Waterhammer Should Not Rule This City because that jaw....
Closetclown not rule city, he not dressed in fashion.
"THE" Poog of Zarongel Should Not Rule This City - spelled backwards, his name is "Goop," and that's just terrible for the campaign bumper stickers and billboards....
IHIYC should not rule this city as billboards are never large enough to show all of his face.
Gorilla Grodd should not rule this city as he always makes a mess on the rug.
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Grunmush should not rule this city because his name gets autocorrected to grub mush,
And that's just embarrassing.
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Lord Foul II should not rule this city because anyone having read the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant will know that he's gonna get beat by a madman with a ring and he doesn't know what to do with it!
FFVIIGuru should not rule this city due to his rendering being several generations old.
GoutToacher should not rule this city because we've just repainted the Town Hall and his teeth clash with it
Pulg not be ruling city, he not pay barber bills, so he no have business at city hall.
Pooh should not rule this city for reasons too obvious to get into
and as a response to FFVIIGuru, you should not rule this city because obviously, I'm the second, not the first
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LF2 is far too convoluted to rule this city.
Wei Ji birdy not rule city, he destined for birdcruncher bbq tonight.
Poog should not rule the city, as he has a BBQ every night. And not everyone likes a BBQ.
Gorilla Grodd should not rule this city because of the banana ordinance.
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Krevon should not rule this city because he's an angry old fart.
Wei Ji should not rule this city because of his own rage filled gastrointestinal emissions.
Goat toucher should not rule this city because as far as four legged mammals go, goats are terrible choices.
Lord Foul II should not rule this city, not after the mess Lord Foul the First made!
Petty alchemy should not rule this city because Alchemy is grand, wondrous, and mysterious, never ever petty
War jack should not rule this city because in the words of the esteemed artist "war.. Huuh... Good God Ya'll, what is it good for?"
Lord Foul 2 should not rule this city because of my triumphant return!
Jurassic Bard should not rule this city because of a little known bi-law requiring the ruler of said city needing to be able to win at any arm wrestling contest.
Alick not rule city, gems be mere objects.
"THE" Poog of Zarongel Should Not Rule This City! That kind of bigotry is intolerable, especially here, where gems form such a large voting demographic!
IHIYC should not rule this city, at least not until the class action suit from my closet is resolved
Lord Foul II should not rule this city until he cleans his act up.
Krevon should not rule. His beard appears to be on fire! You cannot rule if your beard is on fire as of bylaw number 386297286348923468. And if his beard isn't on fire then I have to go fire some minions out of the book canon.
Goddity should not rule this city ans s/he is only a mustache and a smile away from being one of those Anonymous rascals!
GoatToucher should not rule this city for it holds my church as the main religion. And GoatToucher's exile from the faith is well known!
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon Should Not Rule This City! If he did, it would take our present problem with the violation of the principle of separation of church and state to a whole new level!
IHIYC should not rule this city, since he's scaring away the voters with that evil grin.
The Fiend Not So Fantastic should not rule this city because he opposes the war between my church of Mad Scientists and AoZKs church.
Goddity Should Not Rule This City! You killed Major Tom, you monster!
IHIYC should not rule this city. I already gave him a cushy job as Head of The Evil Clown Union - Local 667. You can't rule a city and be head of a union. Why? Because I said so.
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Uncle Teddy should not rule this city because of his cream filling.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because, well, we don't ever mention that in polite company, impolite company, or any company. Some things are best left unsaid.
GW should not rule this city because he won't survive until the next election, and the man who would succeed him is a scoundrel.
GoatToucher should not rule because he is the successor.
Uncle Teddy should not rule because of his clothing choices.
Goddity should not rule this city because the mask in his avatar picture is actually his codpiece.
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