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Hey guys!
We've got some free stuff for you all.
Last week we released the "futureborn" race for free (along with the futureborn template) and tonight we are launching the "lard golem". Yes... it's exactly what it sounds like. A golem made of lard. Stinky, disgusting, filthy, rendered fat.... given life. And because we are classy- OF COURSE we have artwork for it.
Look for it tonight! :-)
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CONSTRUCTION
A lard golem's body is mushed together from a single tub of fat, weighing at least 3,000 pounds. The lard must be must be of exceptional quality and costs 5,000 gp.
So yeah- that lard has to be of exceptional quality. So that's going to be some good cooking oil ;-)
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At least my players' characters won't lack for cooking oil for a while.
Mmmm, fried chicken, biscuits & gravy, and pie for dessert.
Advanced lard golems should have a Fort save vs. heart attack ability.
CONSTRUCTION
A lard golem's body is mushed together from a single tub of fat, weighing at least 3,000 pounds. The lard must be must be of exceptional quality and costs 5,000 gp.So yeah- that lard has to be of exceptional quality. So that's going to be some good cooking oil ;-)
If she had the Craft Construct feat, I wonder what kind of lard golem Mammy Graul would make?
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my desire for an official half-golem template just got more complicated.
Is there a link anywhere? I looked at Little Red Goblin's website and blog but couldn't find anything?
EDIT: Nevermind. Found it on RPGNow ;-)
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Lard of exceptional quality is worth a third its weight in silver. This sounds like Thrane's cheese wheels all over again.
Is there a link anywhere? I looked at Little Red Goblin's website and blog but couldn't find anything?
EDIT: Nevermind. Found it on RPGNow ;-)
Link please? =D
Yeah... our site is WOEFULLY out of date.
Yeah... our site is WOEFULLY out of date.
I blame cosmo.