Movie quotes...from any movie

[Charles Scholz]

All I wanted to be was happily useless, you made me miserably useless.

[Kirth Gersen]

"If you ever bully another kid again, I'll come back and buttf-- your father with your mother's headless corpse on this goddamned lawn!"

[Calybos1]

Charles Scholz wrote:

All I wanted to be was happily useless, you made me miserably useless.

Peter O'Toole, High Spirits

[Rosgakori]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

"If you ever bully another kid again, I'll come back and buttf-- your father with your mother's headless corpse on this g!++@@ned lawn!"

True Detective.

-"Where's Sherrypie?"
- "He couldn't stand defeat. He shot himself in the head… three times."

[Christopher Dudley]

woman: This is for ladies only!
man [unzipping]: So is *this*, ma'am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it.

[Charles Scholz]

CC: [about pile of dead bodies] What happened?
B: Plague!
CC: Plague?
B: All sudden like! Lucky I was out.
CC: That man's got a sword in him!
B: He fell on it.

[Ragadolf]

MVS: I like to play with things awhile. Before Annihilation.

[Imbicatus]

Ragadolf wrote:

MVS: I like to play with things awhile. Before Annihilation.

Ming in Flash Gordon, although I prefer the wedding scene. It's tied with The Princess Bride for the best wedding ceremony.

[Ragadolf]

Imbicatus wrote:

Ragadolf wrote:

MVS: I like to play with things awhile. Before Annihilation.

Ming in Flash Gordon, although I prefer the wedding scene. It's tied with The Princess Bride for the best wedding ceremony.

Indeed! Best Vows Ever!

Priest-"Do you promise not to blast her into space?"

<Ming gives dirty look>

Priest- "UNTIL such time as you grow weary of her?!?"

;)

[Calybos1]

Charles Scholz wrote:

CC: [about pile of dead bodies] What happened?

B: Plague!
CC: Plague?
B: All sudden like! Lucky I was out.
CC: That man's got a sword in him!
B: He fell on it.

Yellowbeard!

[Kirth Gersen]

TV Ad: "Norbecker Beer! If you're tough enough!"
[after spokesmen arrested in a gay bar]
TV Ad: "Norbecker! If you're sensitive enough!"

[Jiggy]

"Real men are not intimidated by threats of physical violence against their own personal selves and ironically, neither am I."

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"You're a wacka-do."

"Let me tell you something about over there. It hurts over there. It's lonely over there. It's a war over there. They got 8 million ways for you to die on and they're all permanent. This is real for me, this with you. If I want to stay with you, I gotta go back."

"You screwed us all... for a piece of ass???"

"PENCIL-DICKS!"

[Turin the Mad]

Are those all from the same film?

[Krensky]

"I've been a soldier, 'til I ran out of wars."

"Everywhere I go, there's always an a$@!*~@."

"You know some of you guys have some cute little asses. It'd be a real shame if I had to blow'em off."

[Readerbreeder]

Here's one that was a favorite of my oldest daughter, when she was younger and obsessed with this movie:

"Listen! Do you smell something?"