"youre nothing to me...but another DEAD VAMPIRE."
Brain: Ask any dope rat where their junk sprang and they'll say they scraped it from that, who scored it from this, who bought it off so, and after four or five connections the list always ends with The Pin. But I bet you, if you got every rat in town together and said "Show your hands" if any of them've actually seen The Pin, you'd get a crowd of full pockets.
This is one of my favorite quotes from any movie in the past 15 years or so. Not many people have seen it (which is why I'm confident enough to leave the name of two characters in the quote) but it's really a great movie.
I'm thinking Dark Knight Rising. Not positive."The shadows betray you, because they belong to me..."
The tail end of a pretty brutal beatdown in a sewer.
Close enough. The Dark Knight Rises.
Guy A: The way you talk about women? Probably couldnt get it up anyway...
Guy B: I've been in prison for three years. My d**k gets hard if the wind blows.
48 Hrs
"You are nuts. N V T S nuts!"
Brain: Ask any dope rat where their junk sprang and they'll say they scraped it from that, who scored it from this, who bought it off so, and after four or five connections the list always ends with The Pin. But I bet you, if you got every rat in town together and said "Show your hands" if any of them've actually seen The Pin, you'd get a crowd of full pockets.
This is one of my favorite quotes from any movie in the past 15 years or so. Not many people have seen it (which is why I'm confident enough to leave the name of two characters in the quote) but it's really a great movie.
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"Just like Nathan Hale!"
An elder man tries to convince a younger man to enlist.
"Liebling, liebling!"
"Lieb me alone."
Come on Comrade Doodlebug. I've got faith you can figure out some of the ones I quoted previously, don't let me down now!
1: "You, sir, remind me of someone I met during the extraordinary case of the Manchurian mambo."
2: [aside] "I believe you mean the Manchurian mamba."
1: "Mambo, mamba. What's the difference?"
2: "Oh, very little, other than one is a deadly poisonous snake, and the other is a rather festive Caribbean dance."
1: [beat, then turns back] "It was a night like any other, when I heard a knock on my door. I opened it, and there were these Manchurians, doing a rather festive Caribbean dance."
Come on Comrade Doodlebug. I've got faith you can figure out some of the ones I quoted previously, don't let me down now!
The only one I recognize is The Talented Mr. Ripley.
[Snuggles with the Matt Damon Puppet]
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"When will then be now?"
"Soon."
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"Nice ... hopping."
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"I'm sure he'll be all right. He's quite clever, you know... for a human being. "
They got the question right. LOL. Almost had them on that one (still undefeated at that game though).
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"I did it ... with my spear!"
"You are nuts. N V T S nuts!"History of the World Part I?
yup. love me some Mel Brooks!
Come on Comrade Doodlebug. I've got faith you can figure out some of the ones I quoted previously, don't let me down now!The only one I recognize is The Talented Mr. Ripley.
[Snuggles with the Matt Damon Puppet]
Fair enough. The last one is one that I think you'd really enjoy. A very Australian comedy, but well worth a watch. Has some interesting themes to it. I won't spoil it here, but I've been meaning to add it to the Film Festival thread as a recommendation, so I'll do that now.
Blazing Saddles."Liebling, liebling!"
"Lieb me alone."
The Producers, actually.
EDIT: Turns out quoting from memory is dodgy stuff. The real quote is "I lieb ya, baby, I lieb ya, I lieb ya! Now lieb me alone!"
Come on Comrade Doodlebug. I've got faith you can figure out some of the ones I quoted previously, don't let me down now!The only one I recognize is The Talented Mr. Ripley.
[Snuggles with the Matt Damon Puppet]
MATT DAMON!
[Man explaining what happened on the previous expedition]
Man: We were all out in the jeep, suddenly we a sand storm came up and we headed back. We were almost back to the ship when Cartwright, just disappeared. One minute he was there, the next minute he was gone. Like something just plucked him out of the jeep, like candy out of a box. We heard a strange sort of sound. Then we saw a dark shape coming towards the jeep, we started shooting at it. A few moments later, Cutter and all the rest were gone. I was the only one that made it back to the ship. When the sand storm let up, I went out to look for them. There wasn't a sign of them.
Woman: Then how do you explain the bullet hole in the skull?
Man: Well we were all shooting at this, thing, I guess who ever got the bullet was lucky.
"I came here to do two things, kick ass and chew bubblegum. I am all out of bubblegum."
"I came here to do two things, kick ass and chew bubblegum. I am all out of bubblegum."The Pervert's Guide to Ideology
Well, technically correct I suppose :P
They Live is an excellent film though. Fun fact, Rowdy Roddy Piper (who plays the main character) apparently saw a satirical mockumentary and mistook it for an actual documentary, which made him think that They Live was inspired by true events. Well worth listening to the commentary on the DVD, where you hear just how uncomfortable with the whole situation John Carpenter is as Piper just goes on about it.
"Reindeer goat-cheese pizza?!"
Says a man looking over a menu.
Bonus: Same actor said the same line in two different movies.
Diddled-eyed Joe to a damned-if-I-know...
I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
I am Godzilla! You are Japan!
I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.
Mul-ti-pass.
"Well, uh, double dumbass on you!"
I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
Blade Runner
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"One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there's one bullet left, and guess who's going to get it!"
...flame..flames...fl flames...on the side of my face
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Sergeant: you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and s*&^ like that. I think I'm an '80s man...
Detective: How do you figure?
Sergeant: Last night I cried in bed. So how is that?
Detective: Were you with a woman?
Sergeant: I was alone. Why do you think I cried?
Detective: Sounds like an '80s man to me...
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Sergeant: you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and s*&^ like that. I think I'm an '80s man...
Detective: How do you figure?
Sergeant: Last night I cried in bed. So how is that?
Detective: Were you with a woman?
Sergeant: I was alone. Why do you think I cried?
Detective: Sounds like an '80s man to me...
Lethal Weapon
Man 1: You saved my life. Why?
*Man 2 coming to the realization of what he did.*
Man 2: That's a good question. Well there's only one thing a man can do after making a mistake as big as this.
Man 3: What's that?
Man 2: Get drunk.
Young man: Dad, there's a man with the same belt I'm wearing with them, is it yours?
Old man: Yes. He told me he could show me the location of the Seng Brotherhood. He took me to a place, deep in the jungle.
Young man: What happened?
Old man: He stabbed me in the back, literally. So sue me, I'm a lousy judge of character.
"I don't think it's nice you laughing. You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you were to apologize, like I know you're going to. I might convince him you really didn't mean it."
Man 1: I wish I knew what they were going to do to us. But whatever it is, I hope what they do to you is worse.
Man 2: I don't think you have too much to worry about that. My wife is divorcing me. My daughter is applying to the courts to have her name changed. My pension has been revoked. And the only reason, that you ten idiots, will very likely get off lightly, is because the judge will have me up there, to throw the book at.
...flame..flames...fl flames...on the side of my face
"One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there's one bullet left, and guess who's going to get it!"
"I'm a plant."
"Don't they usually call men like you a 'fruit'?"
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"I don't think it's nice you laughing. You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you were to apologize, like I know you're going to. I might convince him you really didn't mean it."
One of the Eastwood spaghetti westerns only I cant remember which just now.
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A Fistful of Dollars, I believe. Tacticslion's is from Clue: The Movie. I distinctly remember being prepubescent and asking my mother what that meant.
Bartender: I'll call the shore patrol!
Sailor: I am the motherf#$$ing shore patrol, m**&+*#%*%*&!
Cryptic hint: It's the next movie made by the same guy who made the Nathan Hale movie up above.
Guy A: The way you talk about women? Probably couldnt get it up anyway...
Guy B: I've been in prison for three years. My d**k gets hard if the wind blows.
48 Hours Nick Nolte to Eddie Murphy (what can I say I know my Eddie Murphy movies although I always thought Richard Pryor was the better comedian.)
Some easy ones:
"A man has got to know his limitations"
said by title character to himself.
"I *knew* there was more to you than money!"
said by female lead to male co-lead
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"
said by villainous lead to man he just shot
"I *knew* there was more to you than money!"
said by female lead to male co-lead
Star Wars, A New Hope, Leia to Han after he comes back to help blow up the Death Star and they're all kind of deliriously celebrating the fact that, somehow or another, no one is dead.
Great moment. Recently showed that film to my 2.5-year-old. He was riveted. :)
Guy A: The way you talk about women? Probably couldnt get it up anyway...
Guy B: I've been in prison for three years. My d**k gets hard if the wind blows.48 Hours Nick Nolte to Eddie Murphy (what can I say I know my Eddie Murphy movies although I always thought Richard Pryor was the better comedian.)
Some easy ones:
"A man has got to know his limitations"
said by title character to himself.
"I *knew* there was more to you than money!"
said by female lead to male co-lead
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"
said by villainous lead to man he just shot
I actually know these.
The first one is Magnum Force.
The second is Star Wars
The third is from Tim Burton's Batman (1989)