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Are most ghosts in black and white or color?
Prior to the 1960s most ghosts were in black and white. From the 60s to the 80s, the supernatural realm started to see a transition to color. These days, most new ghosts are in color. Some old ghosts have been colorized, however. At the same time, some younger, more avant-garde ghosts prefer to "go old school", and exist in the more traditional black and white.
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At the same time, some younger, more avant-garde ghosts prefer to "go old school", and exist in the more traditional black and white.
Or flashback beige.
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How about now?
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Why are electric kettles so loud?
So you can hear them.
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How much would you spend on an elephant?
I would spend drawUniformRandomInteger(0, 1000) US dollars.
Edit: You have to agree to sell it to me before I roll.
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Why does it sound like a light saber in that ear?
Alas, that is permanent hearing loss.
The brain wants to hear and so if the transducer (your hair cell),the thing your brain is waiting to get a signal from, is dead the brain's
neurons try to fit a signal as best they can. This often ends up sounding
like waves, or clicks, or a 'sssss'. The doctors call it Tinnitus.
There is no cure only careful maintenance and control of your hearing (hair cells).
It may be time for you to get hearing aids. They assist in protecting
your hearing as you enter middle age. Do not wait.
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Is it cheaper to buy your elephants by the six-pach?
Yes.
Where Cheaper := minimum( NPV(1), NPV(6) ); // elephants are Assets.
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When did the first pooping animal appear?
A guy who draws cartoons on the internet says there is a ball floating
in black, empty space on the other side of the universe and there this*occurred ~100 Billion years ago. But note, that floating ball was not Earth.
Then, a different cartoon drawer proposed, on the ball we live on (Earth), this* first
happened during the late Proterozoic era.
Wow! If you can draw cartoons, you can rule human understanding.
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* first pooping "thing" appeared.
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We could try staying quiet and just hope people will notice the problem on their own, but it's whiskey.
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Um.
Um.
To... to a flower farm, Gary. That's right. All those bugs had a nice little rest on our windshield, and then they went off to lovely flower farms upstate. Maybe we can visit them sometime.
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You don't have clearance for that answer.
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<ears perk up>
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Meat.
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And meat byproducts. Which are illegal in certain areas.
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'Tis the fruitcake, long forgotten, rapping at thy cooler door —
Only this and nothing more.
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Why does the light saber sound in that ear go away when I insert the earbud upside-down?
You've switched to the other side of the Force.
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Why does the light saber sound in that ear go away when I insert the earbud upside-down?You've switched to the other side of the Force.
Topsy?!