I know how to fight.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

{dons Kent's spectacles of the milquetoast} You wouldn't smite a bat gob with glasses on, would you?

[Durngrun Stonebreaker]

Now, are you sure you want to have a fight? Because I'm only gonna use my thumb. My right thumb. Left one's much too powerful for you.

[Aberzombie]

I usually have to ask the same question, but about the middle toe on my left foot. Damn thing is way too destructive.

[Celestial Healer]

I can't wait to use your left foot to adorn my spiked chain.

[Aberzombie]

It is a rather lovely foot, and would make a wonderful addition to any decorative arrangement.

[Cr500cricket]

I'll let you try my Wu Tang style

[Miss Kitty]

{disconnects from Matrix} Whoa. I know kung fu.

{shakes head to clear dumpshock fog} No... wait. I know Courtfool.