Famous Last Words

[lucky7]

"It's not a hairpiece."-GM Beernorg

[GM_Beernorg]

"You wouldn't hit a paper bard would you?"-Lucky7

[lucky7]

"Half Orc,Half Drow. What could possibly go wrong in the dwarven city?"-GM Beernorg

[strayshift]

Potential 'risk issue' with the cloak you say? No, I haven't seen 'The Incredibles'...

[Pyrrhic Victory]

"I'm invisible...no way it will see me!"

"Stay back...I'll handle this!"

"Am I wearing gloves? No, why are you asking?"

"I cast fireball...wait how big is the room again?"

"No I don't have a mirror! No one brings stupid mirrors on adventures! What am I a tween girl!"

"I sneak up behind the beholder!"

[strayshift]

Don't worry - that giant might dent my helm but I'm wearing a leather cap underneath! Phyrric Victory

[hobbsdadolfin]

there should be enought room for me to cross the canyon, I mean, it is a NEW wingsuit, sure it as never been tested before, but... - strayshift

[GM_Beernorg]

"No, I don't think taking the lead role is Jaws is good for my career, but whats the worst that could happen?"-hobbsdadolfin

[strayshift]

Don't worry my (Giantess) girlfriend won't find out.

[hobbsdadolfin]

hey, it only happened once before, or maybe twice... or maybe 24 times... -strayshift, after his GF found him cheating on him

[Little Skylark]

How nice, the japanese! - Hobbsdadolfin

[hobbsdadolfin]

everything with wings can fly. penguins and dodos are made up animals to keep other birds from flying. - Little Skylark.

[GM_Beernorg]

"Shark fin soup you say...bahh!"-hobbsdadolfin

[lucky7]

"As long as I move back 15 feet..."-GM Beernorg

[GM_Beernorg]

"Dental coverage, who needs that?"-Lucky7

[MythrilDragon]

"Chuck Noris sucks!" -- GM Beernorg

[Quiche Lisp]

"Chuck Norris, at last ! I pictured you taller..." Mythril Dragon

[strayshift]

Heston Blumenthal is looking for ingredients you say? Quiche Lisp

[Little Skylark]

Let's all use capslock more often! - Strayshift

[Uncle Teddy]

"What does this button do?" - Little Skylark

[lucky7]

"Sneak attacks? PSHAW!"-Uncle Teddy

[Uncle Teddy]

"What do you mean I have rabies? And why are you asking if I ever saw 'Old Yeller'?" - lucky7

[lucky7]

"Demons? Sure, I can take 'em!!!" Uncle Teddy

[hobbsdadolfin]

That flame in my eye is obviously a deadly weapon! - (un)lucky7

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"Nothing more than a change of mind, my dear. I always talk better lying down." - James Madison

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"I have offended God and Mankind, by doing so little with my life."
- Leonardo Da Vinci

[GoatToucher]

"It's inside me! It's INSIDE ME!!!"
-IHIYC

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"Well I'm game. What is this 'Candyland', and how does one play it?"
- GoatToucher

[GoatToucher]

"Not my colon!"
- IHIYC

[I'm DMing In Your Closet]

"What can change the texture of a man?"
- GoatToucher

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

"We'll be safe from GoatToucher in here so long as we don't make any loud..."

"Alright, I rolled a natural 20!"

- the famous last words of I'm DMing In Your Closet.

[Laser Clown of the 34th Century]

"BAH! Christopher Lee is dead! What can he possibly do to me...!?"

- Count Reiner Heydrich

[G-unit]

Leroy Jenkins

[Goth Guru]

"As long as I don't say LEROY JENKINS three times, LEROY JENKINS can't hurt me." G-unit

[Bumptious Wazzock]

“Alright, you thugs, this is a citizen’s arrest! And you can put those guns away, you’re not impressing anybody!”

Goth Guru when he was about to make a big break in the case he was trying to solve.

[Goth Guru]

"I'll summon a cartoon demon. What can possibly go wrong?" BW.

[Molten Dragon]

"Rise chicken, rise from the grave and defend me!"

[Goth Guru]

"An occasional shooting is a small price to pay for the right to bear arms."

[Reuben "Rooster" J. Cogburn]

"the iron in your blood has turned to lead in yer pants" - Goth G