A Properly Optimized Party Always has Sex with Each Other!


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Grand Lodge

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If you are impersonating a particular individual, those who know what that person looks like get a bonus on their Perception checks according to the table below. Furthermore, they are automatically considered to be suspicious of you, so opposed checks are always called for.

Bonus for Close Friends: is +8

Bonus for Intimacy is: +10

You'd be stupid not to, "do it..."


Intimacy =/= sex. There's emotional intimacy as well, which isn't based on physical...exploration.

If the party are really close in a "friends for life" kind of way, they're intimately familiar with their friends' appearances.

/haha no sex jokes for you


Rynjin wrote:
Intimacy =/= sex.

Not if you worship Calistria!


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I always play the cleric so that, as the healer, I can officially "examine" everybody at my leisure.


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Bruunwald wrote:
I always play the cleric so that, as the healer, I can officially examine every body at my leisure.

Fixed.

Oh so very fixed.


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Rynjin wrote:
"friends for life"

With benefits!

Grand Lodge

Rynjin wrote:

Intimacy =/= sex. There's emotional intimacy as well, which isn't based on physical...exploration.

If the party are really close in a "friends for life" kind of way, they're intimately familiar with their friends' appearances.

/haha no sex jokes for you

Perhaps, though I challenge you to confront your real life friends with such a statement. It'll come off a touch more awkward than you think.

Asides I'm referring to character optimization ie, we need this bonus from day one to properly counter the shape-shifter menace. I guess what I'm really saying is that if you care about party safety... Well then you just might have to do the nasty with your porter.

Sczarni

I was really hoping this was a thread about optimizing a party around the shattered star AP path, and the shard of sin in PFS... using the shard of lust.

Grand Lodge

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So, a Disguise/Diplomacy optimization?

I thought you were just playing with yourself, and inviting all of us to watch.


Rynjin wrote:
Intimacy =/= sex. There's emotional intimacy as well, which isn't based on physical...exploration.

Well, I can see the line between Close Friends and Intimacy varying by GM interpretation.

Just to be on the safe side and prevent such possible arguments, I think everyone knows what should be done here.


Rotfl

Grand Lodge

Well, first we need to know the species you are trying to bed.

Is it Humanoid?

Is it Animal?

Is it Outsider?

Is it Undead?

Is it Other?

Is it all the above?

Sczarni

It's a synthesist summoner tentacle monster named gimp. It has three tentacles for every person in the party.


Freehold DM wrote:
Rotfl

Rise of the Fail Lords?


@ blackbloodtroll: But what if we're worried about the shapechanger as the one being impersonated by another shapechanger? What do they fall under there?!


This thread reminds me of hentai anime :(

Grand Lodge

Is there anything that doesn't?

Grand Lodge

Who said someone was worried?

Anyways, Angel-Blooded Aasimar with the Scion of Humanity alternate racial trait, Racial Heritage(Dhampir) feat, and Sensual Graces trait is a good start.

I am thinking, Bard.

Sczarni

naw synthesist summoner aasimar with tentacles, mount, imp charisma, undead appearence, etherial... =D


ALL OF THE LIMBS EVOLUTIONS


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Is there anything that doesn't?

Pizza,Cassoni,Tortellini con panna,Pasta carbonara,Zampone con lenticchie .....and a lot of other italian plates.

Japanese and chinese food also don't remind me hentai anime.

Sczarni

it's nick name can be Audry two.

Liberty's Edge

If the BBEG is disguised as the party's pack mule, what should we make of all this ?


Gandal wrote:
This thread reminds me of hentai anime :(

[megatron t:wfc] You make it sound as if that's a bad thing... [/megatron t:wfc]


A Ninja wrote:
Rynjin wrote:
Intimacy =/= sex.
Not if you worship Calistria!

But then sex =/= intimacy...


This is also an argument for Shapeshifters having sex with each other, so they recognise each other in their hidden forms, and thus avoid unfortunate incidents like this (page linked to is SFW, most of the rest of the webcomic is very much NSFW).

Dark Archive

This thread is just like my chinese cartoons.

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Wait all parties don't have orgies while on the road together already?

On a more serious note, I think any group of PC's would qualify for it anyways. Facing life and death together, traveling as a tight group for weeks or months. People like that, just like in RL combat units become closer than family and form life long bounds. It may be a different kind of intimacy but it is still a type of emotional intimacy.


"intimcy: Close familiarity or friendship; closeness"

If you've been with a group of folks fighting together for your lives... it would be remarkable for your relationship not to be described as "intimate".

No genitalia grappling required.


Dark_Mistress wrote:

Wait all parties don't have orgies while on the road together already?

On a more serious note, I think any group of PC's would qualify for it anyways. Facing life and death together, traveling as a tight group for weeks or months. People like that, just like in RL combat units become closer than family and form life long bounds. It may be a different kind of intimacy but it is still a type of emotional intimacy.

Real life combat units... Oh the memories, and jokes... It's not gay if its your battle buddy, because he's YOUR battle buddy. It's not gay if its below freezing. I could go on.

Silver Crusade

"Dude, 20 ranks in seduction!"


Freehold DM wrote:
Gandal wrote:
This thread reminds me of hentai anime :(
[megatron t:wfc] You make it sound as if that's a bad thing... [/megatron t:wfc]

Well, hentai aren't exactly what i'ld call anime masterworks


Gandal wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Gandal wrote:

This thread reminds me of hentai anime :(

[megatron t:wfc] You make it sound as if that's a bad thing... [/megatron t:wfc]

Well, hentai aren't exactly what i'ld call anime masterworks

Depends on the Hentai, but your statement is right 99.99% of the time.

Grand Lodge

Now, a party of Ogres, will rape everything.


blackbloodtroll wrote:
Now, a party of Ogres, will rape everything.

Literally, considering even Ogres don't want to have sex with Ogres.

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