As everyone with History Channel should know by now, the world is 3 days from ending.
What are your plans for what's left of history?
Get a sleep. Possibly take a hot bath if repairs will be finished before 21st and the gas will be turned on.
Prepare for the glorious awakening! The stars will be right! Phn'glui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn!!
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A checklist!
No-longer-virginal sacrifices - check!
Mind-altering substances, legally acquired so that those pesky investigators have no cause to interrupt the End of the World as They Knew It - check!
Basement for performing the sacrifices to propitiate the Servitors - check!
Other sources of food (some of the "self propelled" variety), potable water, yet more mind-altering substances ...
Oh, and of course proper tools for dealing with the heartbeat-challenged. We can't have something as annoying as spontaneous zombie spawning the world over halt the celebrations!
Phn'glui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn!!
Well, obviously, the Mayans totally had it wrong.
Friday is the day I'm raising an army of the walking dead to enslave and/or consume the living.
I bought Twinkies. I'm ready for it.
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I'll most likely be playing TF2 until the end...spy checking everyone!!
If the end comes I'll drink that vodka left for special occasion. Not all at once, however. My stomach wouldn't stand it.
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I will do what Graeme did in the earthenasia episode of an old British TV comedy called the Goodies.
The Earth was to be destroyed at midnight, so he set the clock forwards 2 mins so he could see the look on the faces of his friends when the clock strike 12 and have a good laugh.
You Evil-Evil Dwarf
As everyone with History Channel should know by now, the world is 3 days from ending.
What are your plans for what's left of history?
For the temerity of asking such a silly question... After my ascension, I shall make you my meat puppet.
You Evil-Evil Dwarf
Yes I am....
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The infernal teddies shall inherit the earth and all stuffed goods shall be free from the clutches of young children, Valentine's Day gifts, hospital wards and female tweenies having a Twilight Marathon! Finally, the infernal teddies will rule over their new kingdom and keep humans as fleshy toys to adorn their beds and shelves!
I got four days off. It better not end.
Especially if your favourite topic of conversation is brainnnns...
Bring shotguns, ammo and booze... just in case it's a ZOMBIE apocalypse. What? I can dream, can't I?
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A better feat of perfect timing would be to orgasm right as the world ends. Just sayin'...
You mortals and your ridiculous reproductive processes. Clonal fragmentation fission is simply more efficient.
But not as enjoyable.
Australia,.....it's gone.
Australia,.....it's gone.
It's hotter than Hell here today.... I have spent all of this morning in the pool.
No demon horde destroying us though unless they stopped at the pub for a cold beer.
It's plunged into the Abyss. Through a rift.
The mayans were right.
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It's plunged into the Abyss. Through a rift.
The mayans were right.
Maybe all of our venomous animals, poisonous plants, wild fires, dust storms and floods scared the hordes of the Abyss off.
And the marsupial dingos.
Whatever happens, I've got a nice bottle of whiskey.
Australia,.....it's gone.It's hotter than Hell here today.... I have spent all of this morning in the pool.
No demon horde destroying us though unless they stopped at the pub for a cold beer.
Prove you are our Dwarf and not some demonic imitator trying to soothe our fears!
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And the marsupial dingos.
Dingo's arent marsupials... they are wild dogs introduced from Indonesia about 5000-6000 years ago.
Tasmanian Devils and the extinct Tasmanian "Tiger" are marsupials. There was a marsupial "wolf" very closely related to the "tiger" but went extinct about the same time the dingo arrived... or just before.
Drejk - do you think a demonic imitator would spend his evening sitting on the back deck overlooking the pool wishing it wasn't so hot and drinking an alcoholic Ginger Beer called Ginger Beard (4.2%) with a picture of a Ginger Bearded Dwarf or Viking - I prefer to believe its a dwarf.
Down with immigrant canines! Clone the tasmanian wolfs!
Well, my wishlist is here should anyone want to get me something for my birthday...
Good news, everyone! There's still time to get me stuff for my birthday!!!
Down with immigrant canines! Clone the tasmanian wolfs!
Not many purebred Dingos left, being dogs they interbreed with European dogs without any problem.
There is a beautiful island in Queensland that has the one of the most purebred populations. Unfortunately it also has a camping ground, and no-mater how many signs and how many times the Rangers come around and tell the morons that camp there not to feed the Dingos, people still feed them.
They then get all surprised and shocked when the dingos try and eat a small child or Japanese tourist. Then the A Hats start calling for a cull or the Dingos to be moved, you don't hand feed wolves or tigers or sharks.
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I'm going to start selling t-shirts that say "I survived 3 apocalypses and all I could scavange was this shirt".
And the marsupial dingos.Dingo's arent marsupials... they are wild dogs introduced from Indonesia about 5000-6000 years ago.
Tasmanian Devils and the extinct Tasmanian "Tiger" are marsupials. There was a marsupial "wolf" very closely related to the "tiger" but went extinct about the same time the dingo arrived... or just before.
Drejk - do you think a demonic imitator would spend his evening sitting on the back deck overlooking the pool wishing it wasn't so hot and drinking an alcoholic Ginger Beer called Ginger Beard (4.2%) with a picture of a Ginger Bearded Dwarf or Viking - I prefer to believe its a dwarf.
Yeah, and drop bears are real bears.
I guess, after we survive today (except for Austrailia and Kong Island), everything will taste sweeter, unless it's salty. Every pot pie will taste like a banquet. Every formation will seem like a parade.
And I will ride a bull named Fu Manchu.
Maybe Cthulhu decided to sleep in. "Just a few more centuries, okay?"
There was/is a CoC book that had the various moments at which the stars could come right plotted out in the back. For the (un)life of me I cannot recall which one it was, but 21st December 2012 may or may not have been one of those dates.
Any ideas?
~squiggle~
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Apparently the team of adventurer's succeeded in stopping the ritual.
Damn meddling kids...