Nice raybans, heathen!
I used to like raybans, before they were cool.
You may not like my sunglasses, but I just wanted you to know that I wear them at night...so I can...so I can...
Hmm, perhaps to convince more people to post I should have been like "Don't post in this thread!" or something.
It worked for over a year in that other thread.
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Nope, you're a big scabby meany orcses! And poodle-licker!! And you use safety matches!!!
Okay I guess I needed to respond to this attack to my person. I am big, not so scabby though (I heal quickly) I have lots oh scars though. I am an orc and I use safety matches ... but I have never licked a poddle not even that one time. I suppose I could be construde as a big meany, but I am adamant about not being a poodle licker that is a complete false hood and I expect a retraction.
Perhaps he meant poodle kicker? K and L are right next to one another.
Then again I wouldn't take that as an insult.
EDIT: There's a suggestion for a rant: small yappy dogs.
I've heard otherwise.
It could be pristine spring water for all I care, still don't see why anyone would want to exchange saliva with them x_x
Doodlebug, much like poodles, is unaffected by punting. It says so right in his statblock
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Man, I miss Leafar. My "favorited by others" count is not going up anywhere near as quickly as it used to...
[Grumble grumble grumble]
Work sucks. That is all.
Obviously not, there wasn't any expletives deleted.
Most of the time I would be punting him back to the register to get his work done.
Orcish oppressor! You know Capitalism is against his belief system! To force him to slave before the ca-chinging altar of Mammon and handle filthy luchre -- THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!! -- would be unconscionable to any reasonable employer.
Yeah, you tell 'im, Pillbug, baby!
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Most of the time I would be punting him back to the register to get his work done.Orcish oppressor! You know Capitalism is against his belief system! To force him to slave before the ca-chinging altar of Mammon and handle filthy luchre -- THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!! -- would be unconscionable to any reasonable employer.
He seemed to love doing the work especially when he was taking his shirt off to impress all the goblin women. He was also there for every payday picking up his paycheck for all the sales of beer and wine he made.
I gots to feed my family too you know.
[Takes off shirt and flexes]
It's all lies!!
Hey kids! It's time once again for Prof. Chaos
A pencil is a utensil used to collect earwax.
This episode of Prof. Chaos was brought to you by the letter & and the number ELEVENTY BILLION!!!!!!!11!!!111!!!
A paperclip does the job better. >_>
I say, we're a tad large for that, old bean.
A paperclip does the job better. >_>
But when cleaning earwax, don't jab yourself in the eye.
A paperclip does the job better. >_>But when cleaning earwax, don't jab yourself in the eye.
My coordination's not that b-YOWCH!!
But when cleaning earwax, don't jab yourself in the eye.
That's ridiculous and implausible. Hmmm, what did my mother say about taking care of my eyes?...
Always put salt in your eyes.
{puts salt in eyes, rolls around on floor in agony}
[Hearts in eyes]
Yes, she's a real sweetie. I think I'm going to ask her out.
Oh, Mad Badger, she didn't even notice me. She just stuck her head in a bucket!
I suggest a bouquet of fireworks and a tindertwig before, after or while you are sharing a nice dinner of horse by candlelight.
[Takes notes]