Subway bacon-n-egg for breakfast.
I had bacon at IHOP yesterday.
baacon!
bacon....
Later to known as the Cobb Slaad after it was "egged." A glorious day for chaos if there ever was one.
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The Rules of Bacon
1. There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always.
But what if you're jewish?
No excuses! There's always Turkey Bacon!But what if you're jewish?The Rules of Bacon
1. There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always.
Such a thing exists?!
Such a thing exists?!No excuses! There's always Turkey Bacon!But what if you're jewish?The Rules of Bacon
1. There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always.
Yep. Not only good for people who want bacon but can't have pork, but it also tends to be cheaper than regular bacon, so good for the starving college student type.
I lived on the stuff for breakfast for the last three or so years out in AZ. Regular bacon was a splurge, but even when I couldn't afford it I still had the backup.
I haven't eaten bacon in three days. I need a transfusion.
I was going to have a turkey bacon ranch sandwich for lunch today. Alas...we were out of bacon. A turkey ranch sandwich just isn't as good without the bacon.
Duh.
T-minus 2 hours to Cracker Barrel and the bacon that will be awaiting me there.
I had a BLT for breakfast this morning. Del-Is-I-Ous!
T-minus 2 hours to Cracker Barrel and the bacon that will be awaiting me there.... How was it?
The bacon was okay, a little overcooked. Still good - it's bacon after all - but not the best I've had.
The steak I had with it though was pretty darn good.
T-minus 2 hours to Cracker Barrel and the bacon that will be awaiting me there.... How was it?The bacon was okay, a little overcooked. Still good - it's bacon after all - but not the best I've had.
Bacon is a lot like sex. The worst I ever had was great.
I'll take your word for it ;)
Why did this topic remind me of this vid?
This thread reminds me of a friend who once commented on eating bacon (and everything meaty):
"I NEVER eat anything that hasn't had eyes"
Not staple enough for this bird. I had 2 slices at IHOP this morning and it wasn't enough. Time for a BLT at lunch.
I think we need to bury the Paizo staff with demands for bacon (and other, bacon-like meats) to be added to the official Pathfinder price lists...
I'll go one further and suggest Paizo offer fine artisanal bacon and coffee varieties under their subscription model. Maybe even some great, small-run cheeses too. Imagine: You open up your monthly box from Paizo, and inside you find this month's Adventure Path and other Pathfinder goodies, plus a fresh bag or two of premium coffee, a vacuum-packed slab of wonderfully smoked bacon, and a small wheel of an excellent fine cheese.
I only see a few problems with your suggestion, Ambrosia.
A) I don't have any subscriptions.
B) Coffee, even just the smell, makes me want to throw up.
C) I do not eat much cheese, and can't stand any of the "good cheese" I've ever tried.
D) One slab of bacon a month? Are you frickin' kidding me?
A) That's fine, participation isn't mandatory. I can't afford a subscription either. But for those already shelling out the monthly expense, a little more weight in the box from goodies shouldn't bump the shipping up much higher.
B) and C) Again, you don't have to select the coffee (or cheese or whatever subscription lines). Leaves more for the rest of us.
and 4) One slab or two of artisanal premium bacon/pancetta/______ would be a supplement to the bacon you already purchase & consume locally. Continue to eat at all the regular bacon you want throughout the month, but then you'd also have some premium bacon to sublimely savor once or twice that month too.
Frankly, I woulda suggested subscriptions to microbrews, but that still seems to run afoul of laws in many areas in the U.S.
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I only see a few problems with your suggestion, Ambrosia.
A) I don't have any subscriptions.
B) Coffee, even just the smell, makes me want to throw up.
C) I do not eat much cheese, and can't stand any of the "good cheese" I've ever tried.
D) One slab of bacon a month? Are you frickin' kidding me?
Yes, but to counter your arguments:
A) You would if they started offering bacon.
B) Since it would be vacuum sealed there would be no smell ... and you could use it to bribe those folks who do drink coffee.
C) Please refer to item B with regards as to what purpose said cheese can serve if it does not mesh with your palette.
D) That's why you get multiple packets included in your subscription, just like the minis subscriptions ... but it would hopefully be a lower price point than the analogy.
C) I don't know if anyone I know could be bribed with cheese.
I can think of someone.
Frankly, I woulda suggested subscriptions to microbrews, but that still seems to run afoul of laws in many areas in the U.S.I don't drink either.
Not even tea?