Pathfinder is too focused on being an RPG


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I was just doing a bit of thinking- Pathfinder already has a great RPG system and is soon going to have its own comic book. Isn’t it time to branch out into fields other than entertainment? Think of the profits, man. Profits! So much money could be made by extending into other areas:

Take food for example; who wouldn’t buy Desna Os (with marshmallow butterflies)?

Or birth control; you could market, successfully market, Calistra brand condoms (with cute black and yellow stripes), I gaurentee it. Maybe throw in a few Llamashtu tainted ones into every pack that are sabotaged to fail. It could be like Russian roulette, but with birth control. Strike that last idea, it may not go over well with consumers.

Other health supplies; in a few years Valeros vitamins could replace those Flintstones’ supplements for kids.

Light bulbs? Warm your apartment/house/place of work with Sarenrae’s light. Extend the same idea to tanning supplies.

Cutlery- I see every kitchen in America chopping onions with “Merisiel approved” knives inside this decade.

These are just some ideas off the top of my head. There are vast markets yet untapped by Paizo/Pathfinder.

Just sayin’.

Liberty's Edge

Okay, I totally took the title too seriously. I was almost wetting myself after I read the Lamashtu condom part. Good show, my friend, good show.


I aim to please...and get ever so bored.


There's a Pathfinder comic?


Indeed.


Ahhhh...I got moved.

Liberty's Edge

Palladium attempted to branch out into. . .

Okay, well I can't really call the NGage more consumer friendly than Calistra brand condoms, but you get what I mean. . .

And it really hut them.


You got so moved, they had to bring in a crew with a van.


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"Off-Topic!?"

This was a super-serious discussion too.


I approve and/or fully endorse this product or idea or whatever it is. What is it again? Oh look, the weasels are bringing me my tea and crumpets again. Please be a sport and fetch the librarian from down the street. He's went and looked at the white again.

Liberty's Edge

In supposed "random" text, weasels pop up way too frequently.

May I be the first to suggest selling SWORDS?*

*


Oh, Cayden Ale! Delicious Cayden Ale. I missed the obvious.


how about ranger brand GPS, to guide the way?


I can think of quite a few products you could put Zon-Kuthon on.


Perhaps Zon-Kuthon owns a Kinky dungeon somewhere in your town?


We can only hope...uh, I mean...yeah.


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For when scrubbing bubbles just aren't enough

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