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As much as I love SCIENCE!, I'm afraid it would go down like this:
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Tesla: I have a building that can throw lightning at any point in the continental United States at any time with no warning.
Teddy: Throw you into the sun.
Tesla: But I can clone myself and others with...
Teddy: Throw you into the sun.
Tesla: But..
Teddy: Faster than thought, and throw you into the sun.
Tesla: Right.
Teddy: Glad we're on the same team, Nikki!
Tesla: *sigh* Me too.

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The deciding factor, more even than their respective eras, is the venue. If they're in the wilderness, I know who I'm going to side with (much as it would pain me to do so). Anywhere with electrical currents or running water, however, and I gotta go with my boy Tesla.
Three words: Wireless Electricity Transmission!

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The deciding factor, more even than their respective eras, is the venue. If they're in the wilderness, I know who I'm going to side with (much as it would pain me to do so). Anywhere with electrical currents or running water, however, and I gotta go with my boy Tesla.
Tesla was two years older than Teddy. Eras?
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...Rumor has it that Leonidas (leader of the 300 Spartans), Attila the Hun, Teddy Roosevelt, Sergeant Rodger Young and Simon Bolivar were all the same guy with different styles of facial hair. (Of course, rumor didn't say that until I went and posted it on a message board as a totally whacked-out immortals-walk-among-us theory...)

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I admit I've noticed TV news has a tendency to exploit the Alternate Universe Theory as a substitute for actually checking their facts. "If infinite alternate universes exist, then whatever we report must be true in some universe... and that's good enough for us!"
Whoops, I forgot to put my money down. I'm betting on Tesla for the win, but not until the third round.

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Teddy. He can reduce a fearsome animal to a children's toy.
[plug]Have you folks tried Who Would Win? yet? It's like rules for what we do anyway!! [/plug]

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Teddy Roosevelt got shot in the chest, through his superior knowledge of anatomy and hunting deduced that since he wasn't coughing up blood that meant he wasn't shot in the lung, and so proceeded to give a ninety minute presidential candidate speech, all the while his shirt becoming more and more soaked in his own blood.
Tesla, being a genius, would deduce the following: "Teddy Roosevelt is one hardcore crazy ass m~++$+&!~+%*, and his teeth would beat the s@@+ out of Gary Busey's teeth even though he won't be born for a few more decades. Ergo, I'm not EVEN messing with him."
And so Tesla runs, and Roosevelt eats a Tesla coil with those big pebbles in his mouth, all the time laughing with his face red as a beet, looking like he's straining out a Captain's Log, and telling stories about all this stuff he shot in Africa: demon elephants, kongomato bat people, mokele mbembes, you name it, he shot the damn thing.
Roosevelt shot the first chupacabras in Cuba.

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Tesla, being a genius, would deduce the following: "Teddy Roosevelt is one hardcore crazy ass m@+$#~$%*!&+, and his teeth would beat the s!*@ out of Gary Busey's teeth even though he won't be born for a few more decades. Ergo, I'm not EVEN messing with him."
Anyway what's up with all this interest in Tesla all of the sudden? I'm going to have to abstain because I don't know that much about him.

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TR was a badass. But Tesla had a death ray. You can't out-badass a death ray.
I'm going with Tesla. TR would be all, "Bully this" and "I shot that" but then Tesla would just evaporate him and it would be over. Some may claim that TR would just shoot first and ask questions never, but TR was also considered a gentleman of his time.

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Hell, it this point, we should be digging them both up and stitching their corpses together ala Fronkensteen the create the biggest bada** fighting science undead ever created... Undead Tesleveltbatman!
Quickly too! I hear the Joketwain and Riddlewilde are planning something fiendishly deadly for old Gothamtown this fortnight.
Or maybe I should quit snorting vampire glitter?