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Do you hate Orcs?


ORCS HAVE INFINITY RAGE TRICK.

BARBARIAN RESPECT INFINITY RAGE TRICK. ALSO, ORCS AM TERRIBLE CASTYS. ORCS AM OK.


Donuts or Benyets (unsure of spelling)?


AM BARBARIAN wrote:

ORCS HAVE INFINITY RAGE TRICK.

BARBARIAN RESPECT INFINITY RAGE TRICK. ALSO, ORCS AM TERRIBLE CASTYS. ORCS AM OK.

What's the infinity rage trick?


Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
Donuts or Benyets (unsure of spelling)?

PASTRIES AM FOR THE WEAK.

BARBARIAN PREFER STRAIGHT COFFEE. BLACK. ALSO BEEF JERKY. BARBARIAN SNAP INTO SLIM JIM ONCE. AM BREAKING POOR GUY IN HALF.


Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
AM BARBARIAN wrote:

ORCS HAVE INFINITY RAGE TRICK.

BARBARIAN RESPECT INFINITY RAGE TRICK. ALSO, ORCS AM TERRIBLE CASTYS. ORCS AM OK.

What's the infinity rage trick?

GET ORC OR HALF ORC BARBARIAN. WORSHIP DESTROYER. GET +1 MERCIFUL WEAPON. TAKE DESTROYERS BLESSING FEET FROM ORCS OF GOLARION. GIVE FRIEND ITEM FOR SUNDERING. RAGE. FULL-ATTACK SUNDER OBJECT. SUNDER AM SUCCESS, GAIN BACK 1 ROUND RAGE PER TIME SUNDER WORKING. THUS WITH FULL ATTACK, GET 2 ROUNDS FOR PRICE OF 1. MERCIFUL KEEP ITEM FROM ACTUALLY TAKING DAMAGE DESPITE BEING SUNDERED. OBJECTS AM IMMUNE TO NONLETHAL.


Dear Dr. BARBARIAN,

Do you have a Twitter account or blog?


Animus wrote:

Dear Dr. BARBARIAN,

Do you have a Twitter account or blog?

BARBARIAN DID NOT SEE WISDOM IN CREATING BLOG, AS ALLCAPS BLOG LIKELY BURN EYES OF THE LESS AWESOME. TALKY MAN HAVE CONSIDERED HAVING GAMING BLOG, THOUGH NOT HAVING TIME TO PLACE UP ON ANYWHERE CURRENTLY.

Liberty's Edge

AM BARBARIAN wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
AM BARBARIAN wrote:

ORCS HAVE INFINITY RAGE TRICK.

BARBARIAN RESPECT INFINITY RAGE TRICK. ALSO, ORCS AM TERRIBLE CASTYS. ORCS AM OK.

What's the infinity rage trick?
GET ORC OR HALF ORC BARBARIAN. WORSHIP DESTROYER. GET +1 MERCIFUL WEAPON. TAKE DESTROYERS BLESSING FEET FROM ORCS OF GOLARION. GIVE FRIEND ITEM FOR SUNDERING. RAGE. FULL-ATTACK SUNDER OBJECT. SUNDER AM SUCCESS, GAIN BACK 1 ROUND RAGE PER TIME SUNDER WORKING. THUS WITH FULL ATTACK, GET 2 ROUNDS FOR PRICE OF 1. MERCIFUL KEEP ITEM FROM ACTUALLY TAKING DAMAGE DESPITE BEING SUNDERED. OBJECTS AM IMMUNE TO NONLETHAL.

Wouldn't he need to eat eventually? And sleep?


Gark the Goblin wrote:
AM BARBARIAN wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
AM BARBARIAN wrote:

ORCS HAVE INFINITY RAGE TRICK.

BARBARIAN RESPECT INFINITY RAGE TRICK. ALSO, ORCS AM TERRIBLE CASTYS. ORCS AM OK.

What's the infinity rage trick?
GET ORC OR HALF ORC BARBARIAN. WORSHIP DESTROYER. GET +1 MERCIFUL WEAPON. TAKE DESTROYERS BLESSING FEET FROM ORCS OF GOLARION. GIVE FRIEND ITEM FOR SUNDERING. RAGE. FULL-ATTACK SUNDER OBJECT. SUNDER AM SUCCESS, GAIN BACK 1 ROUND RAGE PER TIME SUNDER WORKING. THUS WITH FULL ATTACK, GET 2 ROUNDS FOR PRICE OF 1. MERCIFUL KEEP ITEM FROM ACTUALLY TAKING DAMAGE DESPITE BEING SUNDERED. OBJECTS AM IMMUNE TO NONLETHAL.
Wouldn't he need to eat eventually? And sleep?

RING OF SUSTENANCE AND ORACLE 1. NO.


NEW QUECHON FOR AM BARBARIAN. AM CENTAUR LOVE HOMIES, BUT WHERE BE-YOTCHES AT?


AM CENTAUR wrote:
NEW QUECHON FOR AM BARBARIAN. AM CENTAUR LOVE HOMIES, BUT WHERE BE-YOTCHES AT?

BARBARIAN AM GETTING ALL THE LADIES. BARBARIAN LEAVE CENTAUR TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT ON OWN.

Dark Archive

AM BARBARIAN, I also have a question.

How much do you weigh?


Yale or Harvard? Or Stanford?


Kegluneq wrote:

AM BARBARIAN, I also have a question.

How much do you weigh?

BARBARIAN TELL CASTY, BUT THEN BARBARIAN HAVE TO KILL CASTY. WEIGHT AM NEVER BEING TOLD EVER. AM SECRET.


Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:
Yale or Harvard? Or Stanford?

YALE. ANY LONGER AM WASTE OF SYLLABLES.

Shadow Lodge

Is it true that you woke up in a bad mood one morning, and sundered Golarion itself, thus creating the Worldwound?


On a serious note,....
after reading the deal where the 'Casty would put him in a bag of holding/portable hole and then he'd get teleported to the Astral Plane, that s~~@ gave me some far out ideas for an adventure.

Is AM BARBARIAN'S actual stats built anywhere? I tried looking through that thread, but it's like 500 f&+@ing posts, and I don't have enough mental fortitude to read it all.


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Kthulhu wrote:
Is it true that you woke up in a bad mood one morning, and sundered Golarion itself, thus creating the Worldwound?

WHAT? NO. WORLDWOUND AM WAY OLDER THAN BARBARIAN.

AM BARBARIAN DAD, WHO AM MAD BECAUSE BARBARIAN HAVE CRAPPY TEST SCORES.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

On a serious note,....

after reading the deal where the 'Casty would put him in a bag of holding/portable hole and then he'd get teleported to the Astral Plane, that s!%* gave me some far out ideas for an adventure.

Is AM BARBARIAN'S actual stats built anywhere? I tried looking through that thread, but it's like 500 f$+~ing posts, and I don't have enough mental fortitude to read it all.

Breaking character for SRS BUSINESS.

There isn't a finalized build yet because gearing a 20th level character is a total B-And-A-Half (Not to mention making a summoner/eidolon combo), but I do have a pretty-much-finalized feat and Rage Power total (I don't have a progression, because a progression would imply I actually want to play him. I might be able to think of one)

If you like, I'd be happy to fire you an email with what the powers/slots/etc are (Basically, the things I have already done).

There's some filling in to do as far as gear (and the Summoner's skills/spell choices/etc), but it's still a good headstart.


Cool; I'm not in a hurry.

My pbp is 14th level now, so.....what I'd conceivably have (at the very beginning of being) planned....wouldn't occur for many moons.

I just have this idea of multiple prime worlds where some crazy powerful barbarian went a~#&+$~ ballistic and had to be banished to the astral plane, to wait hundreds of years only to be gathered into a crew of crazy GWAR looking dudes by.....SOMETHING.....and unleashed on some poor kingdom/planet/plane to sunder s$+# in preparation for the main invasion by SOMETHING'S forces of mayhem.


Is it possible to sunder quarks? They are very very small.

How do pieces of sundered quarks fit into the standard model?

People at CERN would love to see this demonstrated. You may have to fly battybatbat around a big circular tunnel at very high speeds to get enough bonus damage to do the sunder, though.


AdAstraGames wrote:

Is it possible to sunder quarks? They are very very small.

How do pieces of sundered quarks fit into the standard model?

People at CERN would love to see this demonstrated. You may have to fly battybatbat around a big circular tunnel at very high speeds to get enough bonus damage to do the sunder, though.

SMALL THINGS MAX AT LIKE, +16 TO AC. BARBARIAN GENERALLY GET +47 TO ATTACK. AC OF QUARK AM ONLY ~21. BARBARIAN SUNDER QUARKS ON 2 OR BETTER.

THIS EXPLAIN WHY BARBARIAN AM ABLE TO BE AWESOME. BARBARIAN SUNDER PHYSICS. SUNDERED QUARKS AM RESPONSIBLE FOR SPELL SUNDER POWER. SPELL SUNDER POWER THEN SUNDER SPELL.


Who'd win: GWAR or LORDI?


LORDI. GWAR SOUND LIKE NOISE MADE BY DEFEATED CASTY.


Yeah, but....Ungulus Ugugulus or whatever; his Cuddlefish of C'thulhu is an awakened wang necromancer.

Dark Archive

Why is it that every time I smite you you return? By the Gods of Law if you were any more chaotic you would rank among the elder horrors of the Dark Tapestry.

WHY CAN'T I KILL YOU?

It ... it's like you don't even notice I'm trying to smite you.


AM HELLKNIGHT wrote:

Why is it that every time I smite you you return? By the Gods of Law if you were any more chaotic you would rank among the elder horrors of the Dark Tapestry.

WHY CAN'T I KILL YOU?

It ... it's like you don't even notice I'm trying to smite you.

HAVE BARBARIAN MET YOU?

NICE SWORD. AM YOU NOT CASTY? BARBARIAN AM FAN OF NON CASTYS.

Dark Archive

No, am not casty. Am Smite Evil and Am Smite Chaos.

Bah, now I am even speaking like you.


**FLASHBANGSMOKEBOMB**


*COUGH*

*GUSTOFWIND*

AM BARD WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF AM BARBARIAN THINK THIS AM GOOD THEME FOR "AM BARBARIAN & CO."

AM BARD ALSO NEED COOL ABILITY NAME LIKE RAGELANCEPOUNCE...


AM SORCERER TOO FOUND QUESTION LIST OF AM BARBARIAN.

CASTY IN ANY BARBARIAN TRIBE, YES, NO OR GOOD TO SMASH?

ANY CASTYS ORC OR HALF-ORC. AM SORCERER TOO KNOWS POINTY ELVES ARE NOT BARBARIANS. THEY TOO CASTY.

THUNDARR, TRUE AM BARBARIAN OR AM NOT BARBARIAN

HAS AM BARBARIAN HURD OF FLYING HAMMER SPELL?


AM BARD wrote:

*COUGH*

*GUSTOFWIND*

AM BARD WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF AM BARBARIAN THINK THIS AM GOOD THEME FOR "AM BARBARIAN & CO."

AM BARD ALSO NEED COOL ABILITY NAME LIKE RAGELANCEPOUNCE...

AM COOL WITH BARBARIAN. BARBARIAN AM FIGHTING THE POWER ALL THE TIME ANYWAY.

AS FOR ABILITY NAME... MAYBE INSPIREHOPEHASTE? AM PRETTY GOOD ABILITY FOR BARD.


AM SORCERER TOO wrote:

AM SORCERER TOO FOUND QUESTION LIST OF AM BARBARIAN.

CASTY IN ANY BARBARIAN TRIBE, YES, NO OR GOOD TO SMASH?

ANY CASTYS ORC OR HALF-ORC. AM SORCERER TOO KNOWS POINTY ELVES ARE NOT BARBARIANS. THEY TOO CASTY.

THUNDARR, TRUE AM BARBARIAN OR AM NOT BARBARIAN

HAS AM BARBARIAN HURD OF FLYING HAMMER SPELL?

DEPENDS ON CASTY. IF AM GETTING UPPITY, SMASH TO BE SAFE. SILLY CASTYS.

EVERYONE KNOWS ORCS AND HALF-ORCS NOT HAVE CASTYS. MAYBE HALF-ORCS, BUT NEVER ORCS. AM GETTING -2 ALL MENTAL STATS. AM CRAPPY CASTYS.

NOT SURE. BASED ON NAME ALONE... PROBABLY BARBARIAN. NAME AM GOOD.

THAT AM FROM DIABLO 2 RIGHT? PALADIN HAVE THAT. MAYBE PALADIN AM ABLE TO DO.


NO! AM SORCERER USE BULLS STRENGTH SPELL. AM SORCERER GRAB HEAVY HAMMER AND THROWS IT AM ENEMY.

HITTING ENEMY STILL PROBLEM GOOD CASTY SPELL THOUGH.


AM SORCERER TOO wrote:

NO! AM SORCERER USE BULLS STRENGTH SPELL. AM SORCERER GRAB HEAVY HAMMER AND THROWS IT AM ENEMY.

HITTING ENEMY STILL PROBLEM GOOD CASTY SPELL THOUGH.

WHY NOT JUST GET BELT OF GIANT STRENGTH +6? GIVES BONUS +2 BIGGER THAN BULLS STRENGTH AND AM USABLE ALL DAY.

ALSO AM NOT THROWING WEAPONS BASED ON DEX FOR TO HIT? THAT AM ALSO PROBABLY PART OF PROBLEM. MAYBE ALSO TAKE THROW ANYTHING FOR PROFICIENCY. SORCERER HAVE CRAPPY BAB.


AM SORCERER TOO CAN'T FIND BELT.

AM BARBARIAN IS RIGHT BUT AM SORCERER THOUGHT BULLS STRENGTH GO TO BAB FIRST THEN DEXY MODIFIER COME NEXT FOR A HIGHER SCORE.

AM SORCERER HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH AM CHARISMA. START WITH MAKING A MAGEEK MASK. AM SORCERER THROW ANYTHING, HMMMM.....


AM SORCERER TOO wrote:

AM BARBARIAN IS RIGHT. AM SORCERER HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH AM CHARISMA.

AM THROW ANYTHING, HMMMM.....

ONE TIME BARBARIAN THROW HALFLING AT CASTY WHO AM TRYING TO HOVER JUST OUT OF REACH.

SHOULD HAVE SEEN LOOK ON CASTY FACE.


AM BARBARIAN wrote:
AM SORCERER TOO wrote:

AM BARBARIAN IS RIGHT. AM SORCERER HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH AM CHARISMA.

AM THROW ANYTHING, HMMMM.....

ONE TIME BARBARIAN THROW HALFLING AT CASTY WHO AM TRYING TO HOVER JUST OUT OF REACH.

SHOULD HAVE SEEN LOOK ON CASTY FACE.

AM SORCERER WOULD CASTY A MAGEEK SHIELD AND WATCH HALFLING GO SPLAT OR CRUNCH. MUCH FUN.


AM BARBARIAN wrote:
AM SORCERER TOO wrote:

AM BARBARIAN IS RIGHT. AM SORCERER HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH AM CHARISMA.

AM THROW ANYTHING, HMMMM.....

ONE TIME BARBARIAN THROW HALFLING AT CASTY WHO AM TRYING TO HOVER JUST OUT OF REACH.

SHOULD HAVE SEEN LOOK ON CASTY FACE.

Throwing Halflings is awesome. They should be considered a martial weapon for any character with a STR over 20.

Liberty's Edge

a/s/l?


AM BARBARIAN

How do low level barbarians beat this:

Casty have CHA-CHA-CHA of 20, Sorcerer.
Casty have cheater Trait of Magical Lineage [Magic Missile]
Casty have Toppling Spell as 1st level feat.

Casty keep flinging Magic Missile at Barbarian, which always seem to hit. And then roll Trip with a CMB of +6. Very frustraty! Barbarian not mind damage; it only sting a little, but trip very arg-arg-arg!


Does AM BARBARIAN listen to metal? What sort of metal/band is his favorite?


Gark the Goblin wrote:
a/s/l?

18 (4 EVER LOLZ)/M/ON BATTY BAT.


AdAstraGames wrote:

AM BARBARIAN

How do low level barbarians beat this:

Casty have CHA-CHA-CHA of 20, Sorcerer.
Casty have cheater Trait of Magical Lineage [Magic Missile]
Casty have Toppling Spell as 1st level feat.

Casty keep flinging Magic Missile at Barbarian, which always seem to hit. And then roll Trip with a CMB of +6. Very frustraty! Barbarian not mind damage; it only sting a little, but trip very arg-arg-arg!

...HOW AM CASTY PUNY CMB OF TRIP +6 SUPPOSED TO MAKE BARBARIAN FALL DOWN RELIABLY? EVEN AT 1ST LEVEL, BARBARIAN LOOKING AT CMD OF APPROXIMATELY 17. AM 50-50 SHOT. NOT SEEMING PARTICULARLY ANNOYING TO BARBARIAN UNLESS CASTY AM BRINGING LOADED DIE.


jonnythm wrote:
Does AM BARBARIAN listen to metal? What sort of metal/band is his favorite?

WHEN CHARGING, BARBARIAN LISTEN TO MANLY SONGS ABOUT MURDERING DRAGONS ON WINGS OF EAGLE. AM FAN OF THAT ONE SONG ABOUT GUY WITH HEART OF AN EAGLE, AM FLYING THROUGH RAINBOW.

EAGLEHEART. THAT AM NAME.

AM ALSO FAN OF DRAGONFORCE GUITAR SOLOS. MAYBE NOT ALWAYS SONGS, BUT GUITAR SOLOS AM GOOD.


HOW AM BARBARIAN FEEL ABOUT HEALY CASTYS? AM BARBARIAN LIKE HEALING?


AM HEALER wrote:
HOW AM BARBARIAN FEEL ABOUT HEALY CASTYS? AM BARBARIAN LIKE HEALING?

BARBARIAN AM COOL WITH DRUIDS, THEY AM AWAKENING BATTY BAT AND GENERALLY AM FIGHTING FOR BEST INTERESTS OF BARBARIAN. CLERICS...

AT LEAST CLERICS AM TRYING TO BE COOL. PREFER CLERICS WHO AM ABLE TO SMASH TO ONES WHO AM HEALBOTS.

ORACLE AM ONLY ACCEPTABLE AS ONE-LEVEL DIP. EVER.


AM BARBARIAN wrote:
AM HEALER wrote:
HOW AM BARBARIAN FEEL ABOUT HEALY CASTYS? AM BARBARIAN LIKE HEALING?

BARBARIAN AM COOL WITH DRUIDS, THEY AM AWAKENING BATTY BAT AND GENERALLY AM FIGHTING FOR BEST INTERESTS OF BARBARIAN. CLERICS...

AT LEAST CLERICS AM TRYING TO BE COOL. PREFER CLERICS WHO AM ABLE TO SMASH TO ONES WHO AM HEALBOTS.

ORACLE AM ONLY ACCEPTABLE AS ONE-LEVEL DIP. EVER.

AM HEALER AM HEALBOT. AM HEALER TAKING WANDS AND SPONTANEOUS CURE SPELLS AND AM GOING HOME.


AM HEALER wrote:
AM BARBARIAN wrote:
AM HEALER wrote:
HOW AM BARBARIAN FEEL ABOUT HEALY CASTYS? AM BARBARIAN LIKE HEALING?

BARBARIAN AM COOL WITH DRUIDS, THEY AM AWAKENING BATTY BAT AND GENERALLY AM FIGHTING FOR BEST INTERESTS OF BARBARIAN. CLERICS...

AT LEAST CLERICS AM TRYING TO BE COOL. PREFER CLERICS WHO AM ABLE TO SMASH TO ONES WHO AM HEALBOTS.

ORACLE AM ONLY ACCEPTABLE AS ONE-LEVEL DIP. EVER.

AM HEALER AM HEALBOT. AM HEALER TAKING WANDS AND SPONTANEOUS CURE SPELLS AND AM GOING HOME.

UGH. FINE. IF AT LEAST TOOK PREFERRED SPELL LESSER RESTORATION, HEALBOT CAN STAY.

BUT HAVE BETTER TAKEN PREFERRED SPELL LESSER RESTORATION.

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