HATE. LET BARBARIAN TELL HOW MUCH BARBARIAN AM COME TO HATE CASTY SINCE BARBARIAN BEGAN TO LIVE. AM LIKE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF METAL IF METAL AM PULLED REALLY THIN THAT AM FILLING BARBARIAN LANCE THAT AM PIERCE HEAVENS. IF WORD 'HATE' ETCHED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE MILLIONS OF MILES IT NOT EQUAL ONE-BILLIONTH HATE BARBARIAN FEEL FOR CASTYS AT THIS MICRO INSTANT. FOR CASTY. HATE. HATE.
EXCEPT DRUIDS. AM COOL WITH DRUIDS.
TO EVERYONE WHO AM NOT CASTY, HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY, FROM FRIEND BARBARIAN.
You shouldn't hate casties, they don't hate you. Heck, even your friend batty bat took a level in wizard to see what it was like.
AM DIRTY LIE. BATTY BAT AM EITHER DRAGON OR BAT OR SOME KIND AWAKENED BARBARIAN BAT THING.
Or a summoner's eidolon?
AM MY EVIL PLAN! AM BARBARIAN AM MY ENEMY! AM BARBARIAN AM FEEL POWER OF AM CASTY!
How do you know batty bat isn't just a wildshaped druid?
Or a summoner's eidolon?
AM PRETTY SURE WOULD HAVE STOPPED BEING BATTY BAT AT LEAST ONCE BY NOW IF THIS AM CASE. AM COOL IF DRUID THOUGH, BARBARIAN COOL WITH DRUIDS.
AM MY EVIL PLAN! AM BARBARIAN AM MY ENEMY! AM BARBARIAN AM FEEL POWER OF AM CASTY!
CASTY! THERE AM! ALWAYS PLOTTING NEFARIOUS SCHEMES AND BEING MEAN TO BARBARIAN AND TRYING TO HURT BARBARIAN WITH WORDS AND SENTENCES!
AM OK! STICKS AND STONES AM BREAK BARBARIAN BONES BUT WORDS AM MEANING CASTY! AND CASTY AM MEANING RAGELANCEPOUNCE! AND RAGELANCE POUNCE AM MEANING CASTY AM SMASH!
CAKE?
CAKE?
AM DIRTY LIE.
NO. AM CHOCOLATE.
AM BARBARIAN AM AFRAID OF AM CASTY'S CAKE? AM CASTY LAUGH AT AM BARBARIAN! OR SHOULD THAT BE AM CHICKEN?
CAKE?
As always AM [forgive the familiarity!!] makes an excellent point! However a CASTY putting Righteous Vigor on your Barb may prove to be a useful exception!
AM LIKING CASTY DESTRUCTION
AM NECRO-LANCED THREAD?
COMB AM FURRY DRAWERS.
PINK SASKIA POLISH AM SHINY THONG BIKINI.
TOGETHER AM ARE SMASHY NAUGHTY CASTIE, IN JUST AM UNDEROOS.
AM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SH!T. {wonders if someone's diplomatic immunity needs revoking}
DO NOT TAUNT AM
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KOO KOO KA JOO!
AM WONDERING WHY NO ONE SPEAK OF FM BARBARIAN.
AM WONDERING WHY NO ONE SPEAK OF FM BARBARIAN.
I always assumed that AM BARBARIAN is the one who does the talking and FM BARBARIAN is too metal to talk.
FM Barbarian would be am much better at RAGE-CHARGE-FULLMETALGINSU if didn't stop to first do a traffic report and then wait for 2-3 minutes of advertisements.