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The once that successfully defenestrates the goblin horde. I place the opening bid at 100 euros.
It would probably be a hugging contest, so I would win: Taig is eminently huggable. If it were a snark contest, people would favor Taig at the outset, but I can be pretty darn snarky and I think I could pull a surprise upset (i.e., a tie). Hopefully it won't be a publishing contest. On the other hand, when Taig publishes, I win, too, and with minimal effort. Tough call.
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It would probably be a hugging contest, so I would win: Taig is eminently huggable. If it were a snark contest, people would favor Taig at the outset, but I can be pretty darn snarky and I think I could pull a surprise upset (i.e., a tie). Hopefully it won't be a publishing contest. On the other hand, when Taig publishes, I win, too, and with minimal effort. Tough call.
Negative.
The stipulations included the use of chainsaws.With lasers.
I put 500 quid on the one with snoggable bosoms.
Here would be an interesting way to do it: Have a Confusion Contest. My take: When I'm confusing, I hurt people's feelings unintentionally, whereas Taig is just incomprehensible. So while his would be a more purist take, mine ends up confusing me too, which should be worth bonus points.
It would probably be a hugging contest, so I would win: Taig is eminently huggable. If it were a snark contest, people would favor Taig at the outset, but I can be pretty darn snarky and I think I could pull a surprise upset (i.e., a tie). Hopefully it won't be a publishing contest. On the other hand, when Taig publishes, I win, too, and with minimal effort. Tough call.Negative.
The stipulations included the use of chainsaws.
With lasers.
Don't say no to the feelings, man. Besides, Urizen probably can find another job for us and the lasers and chainsaws.
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Here would be an interesting way to do it: Have a Confusion Contest. My take: When I'm confusing, I hurt people's feelings unintentionally, whereas Taig is just incomprehensible. So while his would be a more purist take, mine ends up confusing me too, which should be worth bonus points.
My incomprehensibility causes physical harm. And erectile dysfunction. For others.
Dayyum. Just in case... ::backs away from badger::
The once that successfully defenestrates the goblin horde. I place the opening bid at 100 euros.
eurotroll.
Watch out saying that kind of thing, Spanky. Paris has a can of shaving cream.
Don't say no to the feelings, man. Besides, Urizen probably can find another job for us and the lasers and chainsaws.I'm sure we've got a mad scientist around here somewhere with some sharks that need to be weaponized.
YES!
Paris has a can of shaving cream.The city or the FAWTLy?
FAWTLy one Crenshawi.
The one who gripes about Paladin alignment and loss of free heavy armor proficiency for clerics on Fox and Msnbc news comments win the spoils and the title of REX IRAE OTDVS.
It turns out they were all dead, and he was the only one who was alive.
What a twist!
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Clearly, we do.
Paris has a can of shaving cream.The city or the FAWTLy?
And....THIS is how long it takes me to get the Zombie's joke. Damn sleep deprivation! Eurotroll...heh.
Both can be smoked, both can be eaten, both want their snarks to have "frigging laser beams attached to their heads", both have thread counts that could be used as bedding in luxury hotels, both are guilty of badgering, so it looks like a tie except for the fact that fur makes a better loin cloth than leaves (once you remove the teeth and crunchy bits).
So Taig wins on fluffyness.
Awww. I missed the whole thing.
Awww. I missed the whole thing.You didn't miss much. It was like watching two CareBears slap each other.
My imagination must be defective... I'm completely failing to Rule 34 this. :/
My imagination must be defective... I'm completely failing to Rule 34 this. :/Awww. I missed the whole thing.You didn't miss much. It was like watching two CareBears slap each other.
Imagine a pillow fight after the slapping and that should do it.
Both can be smoked, both can be eaten, both want their snarks to have "frigging laser beams attached to their heads", both have thread counts that could be used as bedding in luxury hotels, both are guilty of badgering, so it looks like a tie except for the fact that fur makes a better loin cloth than leaves (once you remove the teeth and crunchy bits).
So Taig wins on fluffyness.
Pfft. This just means I'll get all the hot idiotic PETA girls who avoid fur. I've got ear plugs that will take care of the only problem. (PS the leaves are just a mask for the mystery that lies beneath.)
taig should win just for that.And....THIS is how long it takes me to get the Zombie's joke. Damn sleep deprivation! Eurotroll...heh.Paris has a can of shaving cream.The city or the FAWTLy?
You should give up on the Jacks' clubhouse forever and make a new thread: PRETEXTIA.
Double default win! Woohoo!
No, no, and no. I'll let you keep the "Woohoo" though.
You guys clearly like to imagine pillow fights a lot differently than I do.
Imagine a pillow fight after the slapping and that should do it.My imagination must be defective... I'm completely failing to Rule 34 this. :/Awww. I missed the whole thing.You didn't miss much. It was like watching two CareBears slap each other.
Nope, that's still not doing it. While others may mistake this as a built-in mental defense, I see it as an opportunity... I must immediately begin my scribbling my new tome, the Voynich MairkuBadgernomicon!
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Okay, the truth of the matter is, back in the day, the Badger and I worked our way through college by having pillow fights in Ladies' Clubs wearing very little. We were in good shape then, and those gals were generous. Doing this in the summers meant we could concentrate on our studies during the school year. Please don't judge us.
Still, those aren't the pillow fights I see when I close my eyes.
Have Taig or Mairkurion slap some on, they're professionals.
needs brain bleach now
Though apparently, these ARE the pillow fights that the zombie sees when he closes his eyes.
The horror! THE HORROR!!!!needs brain bleach nowThough apparently, these ARE the pillow fights that the zombie sees when he closes his eyes.
I hope you can see the nights where I performed as Pelvis Presley.
My imagination must be defective... I'm completely failing to Rule 34 this. :/Awww. I missed the whole thing.You didn't miss much. It was like watching two CareBears slap each other.
RULE 34 HARDER!
Okay, the truth of the matter is, back in the day, the Badger and I worked our way through college by having pillow fights in Ladies' Clubs wearing very little. We were in good shape then, and those gals were generous. Doing this in the summers meant we could concentrate on our studies during the school year. Please don't judge us.
Still, those aren't the pillow fights I see when I close my eyes.
They're starting up a Saturday Night Pillowfights league here in my neck of the woods. They're primarily geared toward females, but with the way you two slap, an exception could be made. ;-)