Why do you wash your clothes in Tide?
'Cause it's to damn cold out tide in the winter!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......
....I don't get it.
The tide goes in, the stains come out.
Never a missed communication.
Tide powder is actually miniature dehydrated Martians... after rehydrating, they scrub your clothes clean in gratitude, then escape into the sewers where they regroup and plot the coming invasion.
Tide liquid is the magic-laced blood from freshly-squeezed Smurfs.
Yes but, what happens to the martian fecal matter? huh, tell me that !!
Om nom nom
What fecal matter?
We know full well what goes into tide to make your whites so white.
Mountains, trees, the seven seas, everything chillin under water please, hot lava, snow, rain and fog, long neck giraffes, pet cats and dogs. 85 thousand people all in one room together as equal, the sun and the moon even mars, the milky way f#@kin shooting starts, ufo's, a river flows, plant a little seed and nature grows, Niagara falls and the pyramids, everything you believed in as kids, f#@kin rainbows after it rains, enough miracles to blow your brain, fish, a pelican from Frisco bay, music.
Aslo contains water, fire air and dirt, f#@king magnets, how do they work?
f#@king magic or thats what everyone claims Faux News says.
That would be about in line with Faux news grasp on reality ;)
Oh yay! Brethren!
One of us! One of us!
Yes but, what happens to the martian fecal matter? huh, tell me that !!
It's depressing how often people ask questions that amount to the same thing as though they're serious challenges.
But at least martian fecal matter is fun to talk about.
Oh yay! Brethren!
I believe your looking for troll town.
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Oh yay! Brethren!I believe your looking for troll town.
Naah, I know trolls when I smell 'em, and they're right here.
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Yes but, what happens to the martian fecal matter? huh, tell me that !!It's depressing how often people ask questions that amount to the same thing as though they're serious challenges.
But at least martian fecal matter is fun to talk about.
Its amazing that some people feel questions should not be asked.
Like does Martian fecal matter make my butt look fat?
Is ingesting martian fecal matter what turns the poodles blue? Or is that just bathing in toilet water with those little blue chips in it?
Does martian fecal matter make a good magical component for Papa Smurf?
Like does Martian fecal matter make my butt look fat?
No. It's your butt that makes your butt looks fat.
Is ingesting martian fecal matter what turns the poodles blue? Or is that just bathing in toilet water with those little blue chips in it?
Actually, they turn blue when they're about to reach the final stage in their evolution. They then become mecha-poodles and return to their birth dimension.
Does martian fecal matter make a good magical component for Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf took the Eschew Materials feat like 300 years ago.
Oh yay! Brethren!I believe your looking for troll town.
Bill O'Reilly hates semidiurnal tides!
G#*$##n grass stains!!!
shakes cane at young whippersnappers
So maybe that's why I've been feeling like I should be worshiped, but only when I have clothes on.
What? You want to be horsewhipped, but only when you don't have clothes on?
So maybe that's why I've been feeling like I should be worshiped, but only when I have clothes on.What? You want to be horsewhipped, but only when you don't have clothes on?
Oh, oh, oh!*Jumps of the spot waving hand excitely.*
Nothing wrong with a riding crop :)
So maybe that's why I've been feeling like I should be worshiped, but only when I have clothes on.What? You want to be horsewhipped, but only when you don't have clothes on?Oh, oh, oh!*Jumps of the spot waving hand excitely.*
Nothing wrong with a riding crop :)
You, too? "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but whips and chains excite me?" Tell that to Zon-Kuthon, he'll be happy to oblige.
Or just take turns whipping each other. You're both zombies.
"They ate each other. They moaned. They were zombies!"
Nom Nom Nom...
People always need some Tide after I visit.....
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Mrgh.
I like tide with bleach.