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"Hello, wizards. Look at your bonded object. Now back to me. Now back to your bonded object. Now back to me. Sadly, you're not me. But if you gave up your bonded object and started using a familiar, you could pwn like me.
"Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in a dungeon, with the WIZARD YOUR WIZARD COULD CAST LIKE. What's that in your hand? Back to me. I have it: it's the casting of a touch spell you're about to discharge 80 FEET AWAY through your pet centipede's antennae. Look again: that centipede is now two centipedes, because I cast Mirror Image on MYSELF. Anything is possible when you take a familiar instead of a bonded object. I count as two party members."
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"I'm on a horse." ~ Caveliar
"I'm on a horse." ~ Caveliar
"Look at my Horse,
my horse is amazing,give it a lick
Mmm It tastes just like raisins.
With a stroke of its mane
it turns into a plane
and then it turns back again
when you tug on its winkie
eww that's dirty
do you think so?
Well I better not show you where
the lemonade is made
sweet lemonade
mmm - sweet lemonade
sweet lemonade
yeah sweet lemonade
get on my horse
I'll take you around the universe
and all the other places too
I think you'll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything
Shut up woman get on my horse! "
"I'm on a horse." ~ Caveliar
Is this in reference to the post in this thread: I'm on a horse. That is why I have such a Cavalier attitude.?
Venneth Kestrel did a great one in that thread back in Feb. Quoted it below for those that don't wanna dig for it in the link.
Hello gamers. Look at your character, now back to me, now back to your character, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using his boring old core class and switched to APG Cavalier he could be more like me. Look down, now back up, where are you? You're charging across the field of battle as the character your character could be like. What's in your hand? Back at me. It's a +5 magical lance with an orc skewered upon it. Look again. The orc is now DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're a Cavalier and not a core class. I'm on a horse.
Greg
"The orc is now diamonds." lol.
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He's at his most dangerous when chained, blindfolded and thrown off a cliff.
He's charmed his way into Kingship rolling nothing but natural ones.
Not even his hitpoints know where he is.
He is— the most skillfull man in the world.
"My friends, I don't always roll skillmonkeys, but; when I do I play Rogue"
"Stay stealthy my friends".
Two great meat cleavers, special rage, lettuce, cheese... uh...pickles, onions, ...erm...on a sesame seed bun...of doom...I'M A BARBARIAN!
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“Hello, spellcasters, look at your summons, now back to mine, now back at your summons, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren’t mine, but if you delved into Master Summoning and worked on your charisma a bit, you could summon outrageous armies of celestial creatures like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a battlefield with the 27 glorious augmented summoned celestial riding dogs your one round a level summon could be like. What’s in your skill list? Back at me. I have it, it’s any wand with the best buffing spells in the game used with Use Magic Device and a devious Charisma. Look again, that wand has become a certificate announcing I have more minions than the BBEG. Anything is possible when you learn about Master Summoning instead of ordinary one round a level nonsense. I'm on a large Eidolon with the mount and the wings evolutions.”
He's at his most dangerous when chained, blindfolded and thrown off a cliff.
He's charmed his way into Kingship rolling nothing but natural ones.
Not even his hitpoints know where he is.
He is— the most skillfull man in the world.
"My friends, I don't always roll skillmonkeys, but; when I do I play Rogue"
"Stay stealthy my friends".
Awesome!!