I heard that somewhere.
In light of these allegations, I really think it's time for him to resign.
Boo!
It's the 21st century. If Evil Lincoln wants to consensually copulate with a robot, it's none of our business!
EDIT: Changed my hat.
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Hm. What is the age of consent in NY state for say... a Roomba?
Call me a predator if you like, but I'm not waiting 16 years to have sex with this robot!
Call me a predator if you like, but I'm not waiting 16 years to have sex with this robot!
I know, right? If they come out with a really sexy robot at the next Consumer Electronics Expo, how long exactly are we expected to twiddle our thumbs before getting down to the business that both we and the sexy robot are waiting for?
Have a heart people.
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Call me a predator if you like, but I'm not waiting 16 years to have sex with this robot!I know, right? If they come out with a really sexy robot at the next Consumer Electronics Expo, how long exactly are we expected to twiddle our thumbs before getting down to the business that both we and the sexy robot are waiting for?
Have a heart people.
She has to at least get off the assembly line first guys.
Call me a predator if you like, but I'm not waiting 16 years to have sex with this robot!
Once they pass the 5 year mark, they're 'obsolete', if you know what I mean.
She has to at least get off the assembly line first guys.
Best. Double. Entendre. Evar.
EDIT: Also, who said anything about She? Lack of gender is part of the appeal!
She has to at least get off the assembly line first guys.Call me a predator if you like, but I'm not waiting 16 years to have sex with this robot!I know, right? If they come out with a really sexy robot at the next Consumer Electronics Expo, how long exactly are we expected to twiddle our thumbs before getting down to the business that both we and the sexy robot are waiting for?
Have a heart people.
"She"? You presume too much.
EDIT: Ninja'd! Okay, how about this:
She has to at least get off the assembly line guys first.
I('m) like a machine.
I('m) liking a machine too much.
Get with the times, Cosmo. It's 2011. We should all be part machine by now.
No, he's not robosexual. I heard he's just the debugger.
Sometimes, a 24-pin serial plug is just a 24-pin serial plug.
(Of course, that saying is a bit outdated and prude. Nowadays, it's all Universal Serial Bus, which is even good for 3.0somes these days)
Don't get paranoid. Trust the machine.
My anti-virus software is all up to date, baby, I swear!
Meh. This thread needs more robotic tentacles.
Meh. This thread needs more robotic tentacles.
The poodle is obsolete. You need an upgrade.
My anti-virus software is all up to date, baby, I swear!
You still need a good firewall to make sure they don't use a back door.
I'd want that terminator from that series, the one that looks like Summer Glau. That could turn me into a Romo!
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V'GER will show you on his processor where the bad carbon unit touched him.
V'GER will show you on his processor where the bad carbon unit touched him.
Nobody said anything about carbon. I'll have you know, I'm one of history's greatest evil holograms.
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V'GER will show you on his processor where the bad carbon unit touched him.Nobody said anything about carbon. I'll have you know, I'm one of history's greatest evil holograms.
Pfft. You're maybe in history's greatest 100 evil holograms, but you're pretty far down the list. Evil Ben Franklin is way better.
Ben Franklin sucks!
Ben Franklin sucks french hoors boobies!
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Ya. Gotta give props to the 'frank.
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Pfft. You're maybe in history's greatest 100 evil holograms, but you're pretty far down the list. Evil Ben Franklin is way better.V'GER will show you on his processor where the bad carbon unit touched him.Nobody said anything about carbon. I'll have you know, I'm one of history's greatest evil holograms.
Chaotic Neutral Teddy Roosevelt would kick both their asses.
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It's the 21st century.Crap. When did that happen?
Despite what popular culture says, it happened nine and a half years ago.
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Chaotic Neutral Teddy Roosevelt would kick both their asses.
Wait... wasn't that just Teddy Roosevelt?
Wait... wasn't that just Teddy Roosevelt?
Fraking republicans. >.>
Chaotic Neutral Teddy Roosevelt would kick both their asses.Wait... wasn't that just Teddy Roosevelt?
Him and his Rough Riders. Don't get chapped!
It's the 21st century.Crap. When did that happen?
Weird, right? Those flying cars are now over 10 years overdo (and that's the most pessimistic estimate, the one that tied it to the big 2 tripple-oh)
Weird, right? Those flying cars are now over 10 years overdo (and that's the most pessimistic estimate, the one that tied it to the big 2 tripple-oh)
We will get flying cars when we get Duke Nukem Forever.
Oh wait. Nevermind. >.>
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Call me a predator if you like, but I'm not waiting 16 years to have sex with this robot!I know, right? If they come out with a really sexy robot at the next Consumer Electronics Expo, how long exactly are we expected to twiddle our thumbs before getting down to the business that both we and the sexy robot are waiting for?
Have a heart people.
Yah, mon, you've got to legalize it!
Join the Jacks, METAL POWER MAN!!!
Weird, right? Those flying cars are now over 10 years overdo (and that's the most pessimistic estimate, the one that tied it to the big 2 tripple-oh)It's the 21st century.Crap. When did that happen?
This came up in my Senior Sem. for Computer Science a few years ago.
http://www.moller.com/It's the insurance. Too much for untethered flight testing.
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Weird, right? Those flying cars are now over 10 years overdo (and that's the most pessimistic estimate, the one that tied it to the big 2 tripple-oh)It's the 21st century.Crap. When did that happen?This came up in my Senior Sem. for Computer Science a few years ago.
http://www.moller.com/
It's the insurance. Too much for untethered flight testing.
So what is the excuse for not having sex robots yet?
Is it cheating if the other person is a robot?
Soon, meatsacks, you'll all be in love with me!
*activates the Tactical Robotic Unit Stimulation Thingy*
We call it TRUST for short! Mwahahahahahaha!!
I thought we were going to call it the Diplomatic Officiator of Nockled Genitals... or DONG for short.
Am I a robot? I'm full of metal shavings and I'm constantly covered in nuts and screws.
Am I a robot? I'm full of metal shavings and I'm constantly covered in nuts and screws.
I know a hot little Roomba who'd like to meet you.
Weird, right? Those flying cars are now over 10 years overdo (and that's the most pessimistic estimate, the one that tied it to the big 2 tripple-oh)We will get flying cars when we get Duke Nukem Forever.
Oh wait. Nevermind. >.>
Actually, if they turn out anything like DNF, we might want to stick to the wheels.
Is it cheating if the other person is a robot?
Depends. Is it a robot with AI?