"When it comes to investing, nothing will pay off more than educating yourself. Do the necessary research, study and analysis before making any investment decisions."
Bah. Stupid wizard I smash you!
That's just because they didn't have educational loans in Ben Franklin's day.
As a descendant, give me all of your $100 bills.
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"Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society."
"Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price."
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
"Fart proudly."
Yet another reason he was our country's greatest president.Damn you! Making me look for a "Like" button!!
Heathy and Sebastian wrote the books...Shiny just edited them down to a comic strip.
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Isn't he also the one that said the best way to end poverty is to not let people become comfortable in it?
[strikethat]No, no I don't think he did.[/strikethat]
Oops, I think he did:
"I am for doing good to the poor, but...I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. I observed...that the more public provisions were made for the poor, the less they provided for themselves, and of course became poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the more they did for themselves, and became richer."
I call foul on this. It was Alexander Hamilton. The best president that ever lived and on the denomination most favored by dealers and strippers.
Get your internet facts straight, you peons.
I am a vast collector of said denomination.
Now, will you all do me a solid? B1tches leave. I'm not a nice guy.
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
My vote's for Aaron Burr.
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My vote's for Aaron Burr.
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
Why because he can stand there calmly while another guy shot at him and aim?
Why because he can stand there calmly while another guy shot at him and aim?My vote's for Aaron Burr.
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
Because Aaron Burr was the bad-ass of the Founding Fathers.
If he'd been French, he would've been Jean-Paul Belmondo.
If he'd been black, he would've been Samuel Jackson.
If he'd been in a Western, he'd have been Clint Eastwood.
"Aaron Burr: The First Name in Founding Father Bad-Assery"
Ben Franklin, on the other hand, sucks.
Why because he can stand there calmly while another guy shot at him and aim?My vote's for Aaron Burr.
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."Because Aaron Burr was the bad-ass of the Founding Fathers.
If he'd been French, he would've been Jean-Paul Belmondo.
If he'd been black, he would've been Samuel Jackson.
If he'd been in a Western, he'd have been Clint Eastwood.
"Aaron Burr: The First Name in Founding Father Bad-Assery"
If he'd been Mexican, he would have been Santa Anna.
America dodged a bullet with that creep. (Even if Hamilton didn't)
Genius has limits, stupidity knows no bounds.
Understanding is a three-edged sword.
All wars are follies, very expensive and very mischievous ones.
-Benjamin Franklin
Wipe them out. All of them.
-Benjamin Franklin
Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between communistic atheism and Christianity. The modern champions of communism have selected this as the time, and ladies and gentlemen, the chips are down — they are truly down.
-Benjamin Franklin
Buddhism is for lovers.
-Benjamin Franklin
Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Philadelphian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
-Benjamin Franklin
Gaawp.
-Chewbacca
A fool and his money are soon elected.
-Benjamin Franklin
George? He can blow me. Toss the tea bags over.
-Benjamin Franklin.
Okay Sosa; You wanna fnck with me? You fncking with the best! You wanna fnck with me? Okay. You little cockroaches... come on. You wanna play games? Okay, I play with you; come on. Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
-Benjamin Franklin
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken!"
-Benjamin Franklin
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! That's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her fnckin' heart out!
-Benjamin Franklin
AARON! BURR!
That's what your mother said last night, Hamilton.
-Benjamin Franklin
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! That's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her fnckin' heart out!
-Benjamin Franklin
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Wasn't that quote about George Washington?
Aaron Burr, actually. AB was actually a steampunk cyborg sent back from 1865 to murder Bathsheba Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln's grandmother. Benjamin Franklin, actually a captain in the Union Air Dirigibles, followed him back in time to stop his evil plot. The the timestream got all screwed up.
Aaron Burr, actually. AB was actually a steampunk cyborg sent back from 1865 to murder Bathsheba Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln's grandmother. Benjamin Franklin, actually a captain in the Union Air Dirigibles, followed him back in time to stop his evil plot. The the timestream got all screwed up.You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! That's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her fnckin' heart out!
-Benjamin Franklin
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Wasn't that quote about George Washington?
This. I usually don't see eye-to-eye with Comrade Curtin, but sometimes he knows his shiznit.
This. I usually don't see eye-to-eye with Comrade Curtin, but sometimes he knows his shiznit.
Da, Tovarisch. Eenughdah.
This. I usually don't see eye-to-eye with Comrade Curtin, but sometimes he knows his shiznit.Da, Tovarisch. Eenughdah.
*CHOMP*
*OWWCH!*
Hey anyone got some way of keeping carnivorous Canadian chompers off me? What scares Canadians? Should I sing Gens du pays?