Granted, you get a big gorrilla to assemble furniture. But it only makes three legged stools. He makes about six an hour and get really mad if you touch of the stools. He puts the stools everywhere in your house, in your bed, in the shower, on the stairs, in the fridge...
I wish I had a leaf blower.
Granted, turns out you owe Leaf Erikson a favor and he brough a dusgusting groupie who performs her duties publicly, later he leaves without her... she's all yours.
I wish I had groupies and they were all attractive females.
The person you love most is polymorphed into a segway, enjoy.
I wish they would stop letting tyler perry make movies.
Granted. You should hide them in the local police station.
I wish that there was no more hunger.
Granted. His constant stream of bad advice whispered into your ear leave you stupid.
I wish there was no more thirst.
Granted! you receive inspiration on how to grant corrupted wishes.
I wish for cows to stop farting.
You had a better day but you used it when you weren't paying atantion.
I wish everybody on this forum would know who, on this forum are male and who are female.
Granted! Some time next month, you are sued for tampering with another's published work.
I wish I owned a properly functioning Star Trek style holodeck.
Granted, your assignments are now short but it is impossible to complete them correctly.
I wish I got a little farther in RPG superstar...
Your wish is garanted! You will work as if you were a whole group, but alone! :D
I wish there were more Pathfinder roleplayers in my country.
Granted, 2 days of work a week and you need to buy food and pathfinder things. You're now living, and playing in a box.
I wish why anyone ever started spelling things with Ll at the begining of a word.
Granted, that didn't make any sense as written but neither does this.
I wish I could understand and communicate in any language.
No need to grant this, you already did. The man in black cleared your memory afterwards.
I wish I could make good sentences write without spelling errors.
granted, but you make gramatical errors whenever possible.
I wish for the ability to make people's watch alarms go off at will.
granted, but you make gramatical errors whenever possible.
I wish for the ability to make people's watch alarms go off at will.
Garanted!But you can't make go off your own watch alarm.
I wish I could decide when it rains and when the sun shines (oh, yeah, that rimes).
You can, but only if you put your requests in rhymes with at least 10 sentences without writing them down. Each request has to be different than all the others.
I wish I had prepared the lesson I have to give tomorrow.
Granted. You prepare everything 2 days in advance, but awaken on the morning you need it only to find some animal has used it.
I wish it wouldn't rain tonight.
granted it will hail, or never rain again roll a d100 any thing below 49 hail above 50 drought.
I wish I had a better wish
granted. it does not have an engine, and is not compatible with any engines in production. the only avialible engine is currently bidding for about 5 million dollars on ebay.
I wish for that engine.
You have it. It's very personal too: you can only connect to your devices, and not to the outer world.
I wish I was strong and fit.
You are reimbursed with monopoly money.
I wish I could speak and understand mandarin, without losing the ability to speak and understand all the languages I now know.