*claws his way back into the forums from the pit of despair that is Pandaria*
Here's another Hypothetical for you, Merisiel of the Sneak-Sneak-Stab-Stab :
You find out that you're related to the current Queen of the Elves by blood, effectively meaning you're in line for the throne (with however many people in front of you)
What would you do?
Stab anyone who knows that, since I'd rather not rule Kyonin. Too much responsibility.
What are the full names (E.g. Merisiel SILVARI) and archetypes (not like that, but like Cavalier Order, witch patron, that) of each of them?
On a scale of 1 to 20, what is the power of your buddies?
Each of the other iconics? I honestly don't know.
And they're all at about 20, except Ezren who is about a 3 and Alain who is negative a bazillion. OH! And Kyra is a 21.
Dear Ms. Silvari,
Which aspect of Calistria do you most adhere to? I have a fairly educated guess in this matter but better to get it straight from the horse's mouth as it were.
Sincerely, etc. etc.,
The NPC
Hmmm. I'm actually not all that big into the revenge stuff, honestly. Although when I do get my revenging parts going, I guess they DO tend to go a bit overboard.
Lust and trickery are equally fun. Maybe not at the same time, though.
Maybe.
What is the most frustrating opponent you have run into?
Skeletons and all their bony cousins like liches. They're so hard to stab! Grr.
Hi Merisiel,
Big fan!
My question: do you have any children? If so, what have they done with their lives?
No kids. No plans for them.
What are the full names (E.g. Merisiel SILVARI) and archetypes (not like that, but like Cavalier Order, witch patron, that) of each of them?
On a scale of 1 to 20, what is the power of your buddies?
Each of the other iconics? I honestly don't know.
And they're all at about 20, except Ezren who is about a 3 and Alain who is negative a bazillion. OH! And Kyra is a 21.
Jealousy doesn't become you, my dear.
She's cute when she speaks the truth, though - like she did just there!
Jealousy doesn't become you, my dear.What are the full names (E.g. Merisiel SILVARI) and archetypes (not like that, but like Cavalier Order, witch patron, that) of each of them?
On a scale of 1 to 20, what is the power of your buddies?
Each of the other iconics? I honestly don't know.
And they're all at about 20, except Ezren who is about a 3 and Alain who is negative a bazillion. OH! And Kyra is a 21.
Whoa... check out Alain using the three syllable words!
Good for you, buddy!
Wait doesn't Merisiel always lie?
Nope!
Wait doesn't Merisiel always lie?Nope!
Only to men she doesn't want to roll with and the women she does ;)
Jealousy doesn't become you, my dear.What are the full names (E.g. Merisiel SILVARI) and archetypes (not like that, but like Cavalier Order, witch patron, that) of each of them?
On a scale of 1 to 20, what is the power of your buddies?
Each of the other iconics? I honestly don't know.
And they're all at about 20, except Ezren who is about a 3 and Alain who is negative a bazillion. OH! And Kyra is a 21.
Whoa... check out Alain using the three syllable words!
Good for you, buddy!
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why man invented plate armor.
and this ladies and gentlemen is arrogance walking as every suit of armor has a jinx in it and the High Queen of Stab knows them all and you Alain are nothing in her court save a nave that your own horse holds a higher rank than you.And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why man invented plate armor.Jealousy doesn't become you, my dear.What are the full names (E.g. Merisiel SILVARI) and archetypes (not like that, but like Cavalier Order, witch patron, that) of each of them?
On a scale of 1 to 20, what is the power of your buddies?
Each of the other iconics? I honestly don't know.
And they're all at about 20, except Ezren who is about a 3 and Alain who is negative a bazillion. OH! And Kyra is a 21.
Whoa... check out Alain using the three syllable words!
Good for you, buddy!
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Really Merisiel, you can find better bootlickers than this.
Are you volunteering, Alain?
Ah, speak of the devil.
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No-one mentioned a devil, but... don't look behind you - or well, do look behind you and I'll go fetch Seelah.
Really Merisiel, you can find better bootlickers than this.and this ladies and gentlemen is arrogance walking as every suit of armor has a jinx in it and the High Queen of Stab knows them all and you Alain are nothing in her court save a nave that your own horse holds a higher rank than you.And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why man invented plate armor.Jealousy doesn't become you, my dear.What are the full names (E.g. Merisiel SILVARI) and archetypes (not like that, but like Cavalier Order, witch patron, that) of each of them?
On a scale of 1 to 20, what is the power of your buddies?
Each of the other iconics? I honestly don't know.
And they're all at about 20, except Ezren who is about a 3 and Alain who is negative a bazillion. OH! And Kyra is a 21.
Whoa... check out Alain using the three syllable words!
Good for you, buddy!
** spoiler omitted **
Silence Knave of the roan excreation.......
besides Merisiel has a cult following and your just jealous that the only thing you ahve follwoing you is a long list of angry as the nine hells fathers of farmer's daughters.....
Jesters are more amusing when they can speak coherent common.
Perhaps you have potential, if you keep working on it.
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Merisiel,
Having read the 40+ pages of this thread, I've managed to pick up a few themes.
First, you like to stab things.
Second, you don't like bats.
Have you ever noticed that "stab" is just "bats" backwards?
Also, is it just mere coincidence that your phobia seems to reinforce the notion of "criminals are a cowardly, superstitious lot?"
Sweet or salty?
Salty!
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Alain seems to know what's up. My only question is: why did he become Order of the Cockatrice? Lion is awesome!
Alain doesn't play well with others. And Lion doesn't have "you-know-which-word" built into it.
Merisiel,
Having read the 40+ pages of this thread, I've managed to pick up a few themes.
First, you like to stab things.
Second, you don't like bats.
Have you ever noticed that "stab" is just "bats" backwards?
Also, is it just mere coincidence that your phobia seems to reinforce the notion of "criminals are a cowardly, superstitious lot?"
!!!!!!!
That makes SO MUCH SENSE!
Wow.
Are you a wizard? You MUST be!
Wow.
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I'm not a wizard, but I play one on alternating Fridays.
Also, I just learned you won't be one of the iconics who will be heading to Irrisen and points beyond (waaaaaaay beyond). Instead, Feiya, Imrijka, Lini and Valeros will be filling those boots. So, I've got some questions pertaining to that!
You've previously said you enjoy spending time with all four of these fine folks. Will you be lonely while they're busy? Or will Lem's jokes and Kyra's beauty be enough to get you through until they get back? (Things to consider: Ezren's stodginess, Harsk's pungency, the stick up Alain's bum.)
If one of them can't make it, due to contractual or other reasons, and you were asked to fill in for one of them, which one would it be?
It's also a bit of an open secret that this Path will be heading off of Golarion for the first time, first to one of the other planets in your solar system, and then over to Earth! If you could visit one of the other planets in your solar system, which one would it be, and why? And where would you like to visit on our world, if the Hut would let you go wherever and whenever you wanted?
I'm not a wizard, but I play one on alternating Fridays.
Also, I just learned you won't be one of the iconics who will be heading to Irrisen and points beyond (waaaaaaay beyond). Instead, Feiya, Imrijka, Lini and Valeros will be filling those boots. So, I've got some questions pertaining to that!
You've previously said you enjoy spending time with all four of these fine folks. Will you be lonely while they're busy? Or will Lem's jokes and Kyra's beauty be enough to get you through until they get back? (Things to consider: Ezren's stodginess, Harsk's pungency, the stick up Alain's bum.)
If one of them can't make it, due to contractual or other reasons, and you were asked to fill in for one of them, which one would it be?
It's also a bit of an open secret that this Path will be heading off of Golarion for the first time, first to one of the other planets in your solar system, and then over to Earth! If you could visit one of the other planets in your solar system, which one would it be, and why? And where would you like to visit on our world, if the Hut would let you go wherever and whenever you wanted?
I'm always lonely.
Merisiel, I have a question:
Alain is a dick who always looks out for number one. Seytiel...does pretty much the same thing. Why do people hate the former yet not the latter?
Merisiel, I have a question:
Alain is a dick who always looks out for number one. Seytiel...does pretty much the same thing. Why do people hate the former yet not the latter?
Because Seltyiel tempers his bad attitude with wit and charm.
Because Seltyiel tempers his bad attitude with wit and charm.Merisiel, I have a question:
Alain is a dick who always looks out for number one. Seytiel...does pretty much the same thing. Why do people hate the former yet not the latter?
And the fact fact that he's a pale haired pretty boy has absolutely nothing to do with it *Starts looking for some leather pants*
Another question:
Have you ever run away from someone because they, to put it simply, kicked your ass?
Has anyone done such a thing to your entire group?
I'm thinking of epic-level bodyguards for an evil king, or a scarily-competent general who's just as good with his axe as his mind.
Another question:
Have you ever run away from someone because they, to put it simply, kicked your ass?
Has anyone done such a thing to your entire group?
I'm thinking of epic-level bodyguards for an evil king, or a scarily-competent general who's just as good with his axe as his mind.
Yes, but they ended up paying for it three-fold in the long run.
Yes, but see above.
What's epic-level?
How excited are you about the part of Kyra's past revealed in today's comic book retelling of your guys's adventures?
You folks are only NOW finding that out? Huh.
How excited are you about the part of Kyra's past revealed in today's comic book retelling of your guys's adventures?You folks are only NOW finding that out? Huh.
My love for her has only increased.
My love for her has only increased.How excited are you about the part of Kyra's past revealed in today's comic book retelling of your guys's adventures?You folks are only NOW finding that out? Huh.
Why?
We end each of our evenings with the questionnaire
that was invented by the great Bernard Pivot for l'Apostrophe...
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
- What turns you off?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- If the gods exists, which one would you prefer to greet you and what would you like to hear them say when you arrive at the afterlife?
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We end each of our evenings with the questionnaire
that was invented by the great Bernard Pivot for l'Apostrophe...
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
- What turns you off?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- If the gods exists, which one would you prefer to greet you and what would you like to hear them say when you arrive at the afterlife?
Stab
No
Beauty
Arrogance
"Besmara's Cleet" will have to do, since my favorite one will just get filtered out.
Buzzing wasps.
Whatever sound it was someone just made that blew our stealthy cover.
Opera singer.
Gong farmer.
Calistria and/or Desna; "Get naked!"
I think that Kyra's resistance is due to the fact that you and she would make an adorable couple, and she can't bear the thought of being "adorable."
(Judging by the comic, though, she needs someone to show her that sexy fun times are more sexy and fun when one is not swaddled in clothing from head to toe.)
Anyway, good luck! As a belated Valentine's Day gift, as GM I grant you an ad hoc +5 bonus on your Charisma checks to Interest Cute Cleric.
Now, questions:
1. As a Calistrian, what do you do if you are attacked by a swarm of wasps? Let them sting you? Swat them but say "Sorry" each time? Try to reason with them?
2. We always see you in the same outfit. Do you have more than one, or when it needs cleaning do you just strip it off and clean it?
3. Do you prefer hot weather or cold? (That is, do you like your nights sweaty or snuggly?)
I think that Kyra's resistance is due to the fact that you and she would make an adorable couple, and she can't bear the thought of being "adorable."
(Judging by the comic, though, she needs someone to show her that sexy fun times are more sexy and fun when one is not swaddled in clothing from head to toe.)
Anyway, good luck! As a belated Valentine's Day gift, as GM I grant you an ad hoc +5 bonus on your Charisma checks to Interest Cute Cleric.
Now, questions:
1. As a Calistrian, what do you do if you are attacked by a swarm of wasps? Let them sting you? Swat them but say "Sorry" each time? Try to reason with them?
2. We always see you in the same outfit. Do you have more than one, or when it needs cleaning do you just strip it off and clean it?
3. Do you prefer hot weather or cold? (That is, do you like your nights sweaty or snuggly?)
Woo! Thanks for the ad hoc bonus!
1) Fight back. They may be sacred to the clerics, but I ain't no cleric. If they attack me I'll crush them. Don't like being stung.
2) I've got plenty of outfits. And Lem packs a mean prestidigitation for the emergency cleaning.
3) I'm pretty used to cooler temperatures, having grown up in Magnimar and all that... but I'm fine with warmer temperatures since that generally means folks wear less clothes.