If, on the off chance you didn't have any stabbity stabbity objects around you at the time, and you had to fight unarmed, would you stab people with your fists?No. I'd stab them with words. AKA: I'd talk my way out of it, at least until I could grab a knife.
Related question. You find yourself attacked by a monster only susceptible to bludgeoning damage and unresponsive to words, stabbing or otherwise. You have no chance of escape and are allowed access to any bludgeoning weapon of your choice. What do you choose?
Related question. You find yourself attacked by a monster only susceptible to bludgeoning damage and unresponsive to words, stabbing or otherwise. You have no chance of escape and are allowed access to any bludgeoning weapon of your choice. What do you choose?If, on the off chance you didn't have any stabbity stabbity objects around you at the time, and you had to fight unarmed, would you stab people with your fists?No. I'd stab them with words. AKA: I'd talk my way out of it, at least until I could grab a knife.
(heavy sigh)
Is the person who got me into that situation susceptible to stabbings?
Related question. You find yourself attacked by a monster only susceptible to bludgeoning damage and unresponsive to words, stabbing or otherwise. You have no chance of escape and are allowed access to any bludgeoning weapon of your choice. What do you choose?If, on the off chance you didn't have any stabbity stabbity objects around you at the time, and you had to fight unarmed, would you stab people with your fists?No. I'd stab them with words. AKA: I'd talk my way out of it, at least until I could grab a knife.(heavy sigh)
Is the person who got me into that situation susceptible to stabbings?
Nope, entirely new person. But feeling sheepish for making you think that, if it's any consolation.
Related question. You find yourself attacked by a monster only susceptible to bludgeoning damage and unresponsive to words, stabbing or otherwise. You have no chance of escape and are allowed access to any bludgeoning weapon of your choice. What do you choose?If, on the off chance you didn't have any stabbity stabbity objects around you at the time, and you had to fight unarmed, would you stab people with your fists?No. I'd stab them with words. AKA: I'd talk my way out of it, at least until I could grab a knife.(heavy sigh)
Is the person who got me into that situation susceptible to stabbings?
Most Kender are.
Whoa, time to bring back Merisiel's thread...
Now that the first issue of the Pathfinder comic is out...
Did you like the way you looked on your cover?
Do you think they drew you pretty enough?
Do you think they drew Kyra pretty enough?
Is Valeros really that big? Seriously, he looks like an ogre.
And did you really start flirting with Ameiko the moment you met her?
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Do you know any good jokes about humans?Yup. I know lots of them.
Ha! She know many. She just not tell them around humans. Last time we get drunk, she get us run out of town by angry mob. Elves have many, many word for humans. Only five or six good.
Also, Merisiel, you no longer safe in magic box-space. Feiya teach me ropes. Now I am bother you here, too.
Edit: I fix spellings. Am woman of action, not proofreading.
Hi Meri,
Since you've been to the Rusty Dragon, have you ever seen Ameiko in a barfight?
If so, do you think you could take her?
How does it feel to have a Goblin Imitator/Fan/whatever?
How long would you wait for me?
WHERE DOES ONE PURCHASE THIS COMIC?
*waves around bags full of gold coins*
IT MUST BE MINE! HUZZAH!
Nope, entirely new person. But feeling sheepish for making you think that, if it's any consolation.Related question. You find yourself attacked by a monster only susceptible to bludgeoning damage and unresponsive to words, stabbing or otherwise. You have no chance of escape and are allowed access to any bludgeoning weapon of your choice. What do you choose?If, on the off chance you didn't have any stabbity stabbity objects around you at the time, and you had to fight unarmed, would you stab people with your fists?No. I'd stab them with words. AKA: I'd talk my way out of it, at least until I could grab a knife.(heavy sigh)
Is the person who got me into that situation susceptible to stabbings?
I guess I'd choose a club or a mace then. A mace, probably. It's got spikes, at least.
Whoa, time to bring back Merisiel's thread...
Now that the first issue of the Pathfinder comic is out...
Did you like the way you looked on your cover?
Do you think they drew you pretty enough?
Do you think they drew Kyra pretty enough?
Is Valeros really that big? Seriously, he looks like an ogre.
And did you really start flirting with Ameiko the moment you met her?
No one draws me pretty enough.
Same with Kyra.
And while Valeros isn't that big, his personality sure is... and drawing him that big helps get that idea across quite well, I think.
And yes, I did. She's so cute!!! I love the streak in her hair, and her tattoo!!!
Do you know any good jokes about humans?Yup. I know lots of them.Ha! She know many. She just not tell them around humans. Last time we get drunk, she get us run out of town by angry mob. Elves have many, many word for humans. Only five or six good.
Also, Merisiel, you no longer safe in magic box-space. Feiya teach me ropes. Now I am bother you here, too.
Edit: I fix spellings. Am woman of action, not proofreading.
!!!
HI IMRIJKA!!!!!
(giant elf hug incoming!)
Hi Meri,
Since you've been to the Rusty Dragon, have you ever seen Ameiko in a barfight?
If so, do you think you could take her?
I've not seen her in a bar fight. I've seen her END bar fights though with her words and her magic. She's not the type of girl who solves problems with her fists... but she's pretty good with her rapier, which is cute.
How does it feel to have a Goblin Imitator/Fan/whatever?
Creepy.
How long would you wait for me?
A couple of seconds. Not enough to rob me of a standard action though. So... one move action, I guess?
Merisiel, why exactly don't you want to visit Andoran?
Sweet Merisiel,
What is your favorite place to stab?
That's like asking a parent to name her favorite child. Too many favorites!
Merisiel, why exactly don't you want to visit Andoran?
Because there's SOOOOO many more interesting places to visit!
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Alright, so you can't pick a favorite body part to stab, where in Golarion is your favorite place that you have stabbed someone?
A temple of Erastil in Taldor. Ha. Delightful.
Merisiel, why exactly don't you want to visit Andoran?Because there's SOOOOO many more interesting places to visit!
So you're not interested in Candlestone Caverns? Or the dryads with the sexy muscles?
So you're not interested in Candlestone Caverns? Or the dryads with the sexy muscles?Merisiel, why exactly don't you want to visit Andoran?Because there's SOOOOO many more interesting places to visit!
Why go all the way to Candlestone Caverns when the Caves of the Craven are so much closer?
And I prefer lean dryads to bodybuilder dryads.
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Pshaw. She looks very awesome in everything.
YAY!
+1 fangirl point!
And I prefer lean dryads to bodybuilder dryads.
Visible muscles can be lean, look at p.6 of Andoran: Spirit of Liberty (or have your T-Rex guardian look at it if you can't breach the 4th wall that much).
On the topic of sexiness, would you tell us of your experiences in the Runeforge's Iron Cages? :3
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Wouldn't correct English grammar indicate you should have said "Took it from a dead guy who wasn't as good at stabbing folks as I,"?
No, 'me' is correct in this instance, as it is the subject of the sentence, not the object.
And that, friends, is a grammar cleric.
And I prefer lean dryads to bodybuilder dryads.Visible muscles can be lean, look at p.6 of Andoran: Spirit of Liberty (or have your T-Rex guardian look at it if you can't breach the 4th wall that much).
On the topic of sexiness, would you tell us of your experiences in the Runeforge's Iron Cages? :3
Eew. No thanks. Muscles are yucky.
As for my experiences in the Iron Cages of Lust... let's just say it was a lot easier than the rest of the wings of that place! And Kyra had a particularly fun time in there I think.
Imrijka says all women adventurers at some point will be captured by some creepy, smarmy villain who makes them put on a fancy dress to wear while he (she didn't specify creepy villain's sex, but I'd say it's a fair guess that it's usually a he) explains his plans for world domination.
Has this happened to you yet? What kind of dress was it, and what kind of dress would you prefer it to be?
Eew. No thanks. Muscles are yucky.
So what's your opinion of Amiri?
As for my experiences in the Iron Cages of Lust... let's just say it was a lot easier than the rest of the wings of that place! And Kyra had a particularly fun time in there I think.
Kyra had a fun time? The one intimidated by your innocent flirting?
Anyway, now that you know about the other Runelords, what's your opinion on Sorshen? Do you think she'd be an improvement on Korvosa's current rulership.
Imrijka says all women adventurers at some point will be captured by some creepy, smarmy villain who makes them put on a fancy dress to wear while he (she didn't specify creepy villain's sex, but I'd say it's a fair guess that it's usually a he) explains his plans for world domination.
Has this happened to you yet? What kind of dress was it, and what kind of dress would you prefer it to be?
Hasn't happened to me... but then again, I don't mind wearing dresses now and then, so I might have interpreted said "villain" differently than Imrijka.
Eew. No thanks. Muscles are yucky.So what's your opinion of Amiri?
As for my experiences in the Iron Cages of Lust... let's just say it was a lot easier than the rest of the wings of that place! And Kyra had a particularly fun time in there I think.Kyra had a fun time? The one intimidated by your innocent flirting?
Anyway, now that you know about the other Runelords, what's your opinion on Sorshen? Do you think she'd be an improvement on Korvosa's current rulership.
Amiri is bad-ass. In all the right ways.
And who says my flirting is innocent?
Also, Sorshen? She's kinda hot. Probably wouldn't make Korvosa much of a better place though... and that's saying something.
Pshaw. She looks very awesome in everything.
Am think it not matter what stab-elf wear.
Am think stab-elf could wear nothing at all and still look good.
Think that not come out right but still sound right no matter
Pre-emptive...
Pshaw. She looks very awesome in everything.Am think it not matter what stab-elf wear.
Am think stab-elf could wear nothing at all and still look good.
Think that not come out right but still sound right no matter
8P
Pre-emptive...
8PPshaw. She looks very awesome in everything.Am think it not matter what stab-elf wear.
Am think stab-elf could wear nothing at all and still look good.
Think that not come out right but still sound right no matter
Brox think words sting more than puny grot-shiv.
Am also think must say stab loud to compenn..cmpom..make up for poor damage
It ok pritty stab elf. Brox not palm head today. Maybe shake sense into it tomorro
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WAIT A MINTUE... WHO USED THIS KNIFE TO STAB SOMEONE?
Dear Merisiel,
If you would've been sick for weeks, not being able to get out of bed, even to write on these forums, what would be the first thing you'd do when you got healed and out of bed?
I did recently but only because all the clerics were asking ludicrous prices for their spell-casting services..
Hey Merisel,
During your pirate adventures did you make any prisoners walk the plank?
Amiri is bad-ass. In all the right ways.
But do you think she's attractive, even with her muscles?
And who says my flirting is innocent?
If you don't intend any harm then I don't see how it isn't innocent.
Also, Sorshen? She's kinda hot. Probably wouldn't make Korvosa much of a better place though... and that's saying something.
Particularly if her subjects are treated the same way Mr. Mutt was.
On the other (non-sticky) hand, she'll likely work to erase all history of Korvosa and its culture from both permanent records and living memory, that'd be perversely interesting to see.
Amiri is bad-ass. In all the right ways.But do you think she's attractive, even with her muscles?
Sludge-pixie not read stab-elf werds from befor. Stab elf think muscle not so pritty.
Tried reading rest of werds. Got confusd made head hurt. Am making me angry. BRB must play U.P.S. game.
Dear Merisiel,
If you would've been sick for weeks, not being able to get out of bed, even to write on these forums, what would be the first thing you'd do when you got healed and out of bed?
I did recently but only because all the clerics were asking ludicrous prices for their spell-casting services..
I would be pestering Kyra for a cure LONG before I hit the two weeks point of being sick.
Merisiel's sixth rule of being awesome: "Have some close friends who are clerics."
Hey Merisel,
During your pirate adventures did you make any prisoners walk the plank?
Nope. That stuff about plank walking is a myth.
Did keel haul a few lubbers though.
Amiri is bad-ass. In all the right ways.But do you think she's attractive, even with her muscles?
And who says my flirting is innocent?If you don't intend any harm then I don't see how it isn't innocent.
Also, Sorshen? She's kinda hot. Probably wouldn't make Korvosa much of a better place though... and that's saying something.Particularly if her subjects are treated the same way Mr. Mutt was.
On the other (non-sticky) hand, she'll likely work to erase all history of Korvosa and its culture from both permanent records and living memory, that'd be perversely interesting to see.
Sorta, I guess.
We have different definitions of "harm" and "innocent" I think.