Leave the prose to the bards, they said.
Don't dump Wisdom, they said.
Flatter the stab-monster, they said.
Well, one out of three ain't bad.
Ahem. Short and sweet. I shall take your words under the most consid...
I'll remember that.
(Drow aren't creepy. We just need better PR.)
Lady Merisiel, what is the smallest thing you've ever had to stab?
I hear someone asking for a cleric, so what--
Oh, Meri....you've stabbed someone again, haven't you?
Yes, yes, I can see he's a drow. A wordy one? Ah.
So, Chemlak is it? Yes, well, in the future, try and be short and direct with Merisiel, here. You confused her with all that prose, and when she gets confused, someone gets stabbed. It happens.
(sigh) Are we all done here? I have things to do.
OK, then. Farewell.
Hi there!
Wanna go get Rogue-napped?
(Drow aren't creepy. We just need better PR.)Perhaps your penchant for living underground and worshiping demon lords and fleshwarping innocent humanoids is why you have Bad PR? Also, why you're creepy.
Merisiel! How do you kill a troll? not in general, how do you kill one?
Stab stab stab stab stab stab...
Lini/Seoni/Ezren/Seltyiel/Kyra! Burn it!
Stab.
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I think there should be a monthly "Ask Merisiel" Article in the back of every issue of the upcoming Pathfinder Comicbook. What do you think?
Nah. I don't have that strong of an attention span and so
Who's got the most stab-implements, you or Sabriyya Kalmeralm?
Who's got the most stab-implements, you or Sabriyya Kalmeralm?
I do. I like to think I've got more gold than her as well. Especially since I'm pretty sure I've got more gold that she used to own than vice-versa.
Hmmm.
I probably shouldn't have said that out loud.
Merisiel have you considered replacing the "Ask a shoanti" in wayfinder for a one off?
Nope. Should I?
You should! I hear Kyra thinks it's a good idea, too....Merisiel have you considered replacing the "Ask a shoanti" in wayfinder for a one off?Nope. Should I?
But... who would I talk to about doing that? Hmmm.
Merisiel! How do you kill a troll? not in general, how do you kill one?Stab stab stab stab stab stab...
Lini/Seoni/Ezren/Seltyiel/Kyra! Burn it!
Stab.
You forgot a certain Witch.
Merisiel! How do you kill a troll? not in general, how do you kill one?Stab stab stab stab stab stab...
Lini/Seoni/Ezren/Seltyiel/Kyra! Burn it!
Stab.
You forgot a certain Witch.
True. And Damiel too. I don't run with them folks that much though.
yeh.. I had a question but I ended up lmao reading all the answers.....
and I'd get stabbed for asking...
and I forgot how many times I've been stabbed by the High Queen of Stab anyway..... or been threated of being stabbed by her.....
speaking of my question I think it had something to do with steeling ship board booty if all they had of real value was the boat it self or something......
Stab.
True. And Damiel too. I don't run with them folks that much though.Merisiel! How do you kill a troll? not in general, how do you kill one?Stab stab stab stab stab stab...
Lini/Seoni/Ezren/Seltyiel/Kyra! Burn it!
Stab.
You forgot a certain Witch.
Isn't Damiel more "Blow it up" than "Burn it"?
Both methods tend to end up with things smelling of charcoal.
Isn't Damiel more "Blow it up" than "Burn it"?True. And Damiel too. I don't run with them folks that much though.Merisiel! How do you kill a troll? not in general, how do you kill one?Stab stab stab stab stab stab...
Lini/Seoni/Ezren/Seltyiel/Kyra! Burn it!
Stab.
You forgot a certain Witch.
Burning is his thing. Definitely. Although don't we all enjoy a good explosion now and then?
Isn't Damiel more "Blow it up" than "Burn it"?Burning is his thing. Definitely. Although don't we all enjoy a good explosion now and then?
Yeah, as long as it isn't too close.
Goblins blowing up...
Hello Merisiel,
I was wondering if the other threads off asking the other iconics question gets you a upset?
Also Feiya has said in her thread you have stabbed her...was just wondering why?
Who put the bop in the bop, shoo bop, shoo bop?
Who put the Lem in the Ramma Lemma Ding Dong?
Hello Merisiel,
I was wondering if the other threads off asking the other iconics question gets you a upset?
Also Feiya has said in her thread you have stabbed her...was just wondering why?
I don't mind folks asking other iconics questions at all. I kinda like it, in fact!
And I'll have to go see that bit on Feiya's thread... I don't REMEMBER stabbing her, but that doesn't mean I never did.
Who put the Lem in the Ramma Lemma Ding Dong?
Lem did, of course.
Do you name your knifes?
What are your thoughts on Rieko?
I generally don't name my knives. That's kinda creepy, don't you think?
Reiko seems nice. She's really mysterious and quiet and soft-spoken though. Haven't adventured much with her, but she has some good moves I kinda wish I could do...
Who put the bop in the bop, shoo bop, shoo bop?
Ummm... some people are weird.
(reaches for the rapier in case this is a violent, pre-possession freakout kind of weird...)
Sweet Meri-chan,
has there ever been a situation when Kyra couldn't heal your injuries anymore, but had to call you back from the dead?
If so, what kind of experience was it to you?
Merisiel,
there is a nasty demon nearby at this thread who propagates eating elves. Could you just stab it to shut it up?
Merisiel,
there is a nasty demon nearby at this thread who propagates eating elves. Could you just stab it to shut it up?
I tried luring him out, but he seems wily. Maybe we need to get Kyra and Feiya to help out as well. And Alain to use as bait.
That creepy guy with the hat asked why there's not more pictures of me and Amiri, do you think you can help with that?
I tried luring him out, but he seems wily. Maybe we need to get Kyra and Feiya to help out as well. And Alain to use as bait.Merisiel,
there is a nasty demon nearby at this thread who propagates eating elves. Could you just stab it to shut it up?
I think he is outside TreeRazer's tastes.
I've got some stuff from when I was doing pantomime in Oppara we can put on him to make him look like an elf.
...a short, rather ugly one, but surely there's got to be one or two of those as well.
I've got some stuff from when I was doing pantomime in Oppara we can put on him to make him look like an elf.
...a short, rather ugly one, but surely there's got to be one or two of those as well.
Add some perfume or something like that (to mask the smell).
Sweet Meri-chan,
has there ever been a situation when Kyra couldn't heal your injuries anymore, but had to call you back from the dead?
If so, what kind of experience was it to you?
So far, nope; I've never been dead.
Merisiel,
there is a nasty demon nearby at this thread who propagates eating elves. Could you just stab it to shut it up?
Ummmmm... that guy's a bit out of my league for a moment, but maybe, hopefully, some day...
That creepy guy with the hat asked why there's not more pictures of me and Amiri, do you think you can help with that?
I cannot. I'm too busy modeling for pictures.
Add some perfume or something like that (to mask the smell).I've got some stuff from when I was doing pantomime in Oppara we can put on him to make him look like an elf.
...a short, rather ugly one, but surely there's got to be one or two of those as well.
And perhaps a good, solid gag. Also to mask the smell.
What are your favorite cities/whatever in each region
What is your favorite tavern
who was your favorite mark that you ever robbed
would you recommend Greengold for a vacation spot??
have you ever slapped Alain in the face??
do you think mr. Jacobs could get mr Reynolds to draw an image of allain being slapped by each of the female iconics??
of those you've traveled with you is your least favorite companion??
Ummm... each region? Isn't that like asking "what are your favorite things in every thing?" Kind of a broad question...
The Rusty Dragon
Ezren. Ha.
No... it's too... angry.
Who hasn't?
Ha. We'll see.
Ezren. Ha.
I cannot. I'm too busy modeling for pictures.
Speaking of which, when is your sexy calendar coming out?
You don't want Seoni to beat you to it, do you, now that you've passed her as Paizo's most popular covergirl?
I cannot. I'm too busy modeling for pictures.Speaking of which, when is your sexy calendar coming out?
You don't want Seoni to beat you to it, do you, now that you've passed her as Paizo's most popular covergirl?
I'd have no reservations about Seoni putting out a calendar.
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which do you suppose is freakier
a drow stripper or a tiefling stripper??
Hmm. I believe I'll need to do a fair amount of research into this topic before I can render unto you an informed and accurate answer.
which do you suppose is freakier
a drow stripper or a tiefling stripper??
I would say, depends on which kind of tiefling (and drow?), and which gender...
female and you mean there is another kind of drow out there???
aside from normal vs noble, there are probably difference in how they take care of themselves/care for their apparences.