
John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:If you had a ring of 3 wishes what would you wish for?I'm pretty sure I already answered this upthread.
If I got another one, I'd be a LOT more frivolous with them since apparently rings of wishes are all over the place.
I am sorry...I did not mean to ask a repeat question. Can you forgive me?
Ok I got another question there is a picture in the PF Corebook that shows you in a jail cell in rags reaching thur the bars to pick pocket the keys off a orc guard. What is the story behind this picture? And how did you get captured by orcs?

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:John Kretzer wrote:If you had a ring of 3 wishes what would you wish for?I'm pretty sure I already answered this upthread.
If I got another one, I'd be a LOT more frivolous with them since apparently rings of wishes are all over the place.
I am sorry...I did not mean to ask a repeat question. Can you forgive me?
Ok I got another question there is a picture in the PF Corebook that shows you in a jail cell in rags reaching thur the bars to pick pocket the keys off a orc guard. What is the story behind this picture? And how did you get captured by orcs?
I can indeed forgive you!
I... ummm... I meant to get caught. It was... ummm... it was part of an infiltration. I had to "sneak" in by getting caught, and then I would escape from within and snoop around. Yup! That's how that happened!

HalfOrcHeavyMetal |

Asked some friends which they thought was the 'Merisiel' Song. Here's a few that made the list ....
Technically not a song but still very much 'Merisiel' ....
And finally .... The Win Dance ....
Please don't stab me .... *cringes*

John Kretzer |

I can indeed forgive you!
I... ummm... I meant to get caught. It was... ummm... it was part of an infiltration. I had to "sneak" in by getting caught, and then I would escape from within and snoop around. Yup! That's how that happened!
Oh thank you for the forgivness.
That is what I figured happen by the way. I was only slightly concerned that you would be captured by orcs.
Who have you been captured by in the past? Meaning of course allowed to capture you.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:I can indeed forgive you!
I... ummm... I meant to get caught. It was... ummm... it was part of an infiltration. I had to "sneak" in by getting caught, and then I would escape from within and snoop around. Yup! That's how that happened!
Oh thank you for the forgivness.
That is what I figured happen by the way. I was only slightly concerned that you would be captured by orcs.
Who have you been captured by in the past? Meaning of course allowed to capture you.
That's way too long of a list to reproduce here. Derros, drow, city guards, troglodytes, dwarves, snake people, a dragon, a brothel, a ghost ship...
All of which were, of course, planned captures.

Merisiel Sillvari |
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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Ok...you have to elaborate on the brothel capture...and the drow...please?That's way too long of a list to reproduce here. Derros, drow, city guards, troglodytes, dwarves, snake people, a dragon, a brothel, a ghost ship...
All of which were, of course, planned captures.
Not on these family-friendly boards I can't. The Puritanical Gamer League would march on Paizo with pitchforks and torches.

Merisiel Sillvari |

I knew I was agnostic for a reason...
Was Kyra around when you got by all those?
Do you ever wish you didn't have to censor your self?
What is it about dwarves that bother you so much?
You're missing a word, it looks like... but for some of them, yes.
Yes. Often.
The hair. And the noise. And the smell. And the fact that booze makes all three of those objectionable qualities even worse.

Damar |

Sorry...its been a long night but you were able to figure out what I meant. And doesn't booze almost always make objectionable qualities worse...well when the person with those qualities is drinking. I've noticed when I drink objectionable qualities in others seem to not exist which makes waking up the next morning interesting sometimes to say the least.

John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:Not on these family-friendly boards I can't. The Puritanical Gamer League would march on Paizo with pitchforks and torches.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Ok...you have to elaborate on the brothel capture...and the drow...please?That's way too long of a list to reproduce here. Derros, drow, city guards, troglodytes, dwarves, snake people, a dragon, a brothel, a ghost ship...
All of which were, of course, planned captures.
Damn the PGL!!! They need to be stabbed.
Was in of these captures...you sorta did not want to escape or be rescued from?
Did you always free yourself or did you need to be rescued from any? If so which one and who rescued you?

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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Does Kyra know that you called her a liar?John Kretzer wrote:Did you always free yourself or did you need to be rescued from any? If so which one and who rescued you?I always got free on my own! Don't believe Kyra or Lem or Valeros or Seoni or Lini. They lie!
I do now.... AHEM.

Merisiel Sillvari |

What's the scariest thing you've woken up next to and I'm not intending to be sleazy here.
Did you like any of the songs chosen, or did you already have one in mind?
What would you deem your 'ideal' mount? Horse, Pegasus, Wyvern, Flying Carpet or other?
A tied up ghoul. Long story.
I got distracted and didn't listen to any of them, so I'm sure that none of them were appropriate.
Ha. Ideal mount. (giggle)

Merisiel Sillvari |

The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:I do now.... AHEM.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Does Kyra know that you called her a liar?John Kretzer wrote:Did you always free yourself or did you need to be rescued from any? If so which one and who rescued you?I always got free on my own! Don't believe Kyra or Lem or Valeros or Seoni or Lini. They lie!
Oh no! Mom's home! :P

Gern Blacktusk |

Has this ever happened to Lini? Or better yet, to Erzen? It's a pity none of the casters seem to have actual familiars ....

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Seems Merisiel didn't mind being sleazy, though. ;)Gern Blacktusk wrote:What's the scariest thing you've woken up next to and I'm not intending to be sleazy here.
A tied up ghoul. Long story.
(giggle)
I sure don't! If I did, I'd worship some stuck-up boring no-fun god like Erastil or Torag.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Has this ever happened to Lini? Or better yet, to Erzen? It's a pity none of the casters seem to have actual familiars ....
Dunno. Didn't watch it. I'm capricious like that sometimes (especially with you tube videos).

John Kretzer |

What is the difference between a dwarf and any useless item you could imagine?
Nothing.
You like this joke?
How about...
On one side there is a bunch of werebats...on the other there is a bunch of dwarves...which direction do you attack?
Both ways.
I have another dwarf joke but it is specfic to FR history...it really annoys dwarves there though but it require I think too much explanation.

Merisiel Sillvari |

What is the difference between a dwarf and any useless item you could imagine?
Nothing.
You like this joke?
How about...
On one side there is a bunch of werebats...on the other there is a bunch of dwarves...which direction do you attack?
Both ways.
I have another dwarf joke but it is specfic to FR history...it really annoys dwarves there though but it require I think too much explanation.
Those jokes are... okay. They're kinda not surprising or subtle enough for my tastes.

John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:Those jokes are... okay. They're kinda not surprising or subtle enough for my tastes.What is the difference between a dwarf and any useless item you could imagine?
Nothing.
You like this joke?
How about...
On one side there is a bunch of werebats...on the other there is a bunch of dwarves...which direction do you attack?
Both ways.
I have another dwarf joke but it is specfic to FR history...it really annoys dwarves there though but it require I think too much explanation.
Yeah...mmmm...that is why I asked you for some before.

Gern Blacktusk |

Dunno. Didn't watch it. I'm capricious like that sometimes (especially with you tube videos).
Effectively, a bright green ground-dwelling parrot the size of your head with sideburns decided to crawl up someone's arm, seat itself on their neck while they were laying down ... then proceeded to have 'happy-time' with the back of their head and neck, much to the amusement of the poor fellow's companions.

Merisiel Sillvari |

ulgulanoth wrote:or a monster that looks like a rabbit sitting on a tree stump?Actualy there is a picture on the cover of a book with Seoni falling for that trap once before...I don't think it will work twice?
Did the above actualy happened? And how did it turned out?
Ummm... it wasn't just Seoni on that cover. And no, it wouldn't work twice. We learn from that kind of peril pretty quickly.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Dunno. Didn't watch it. I'm capricious like that sometimes (especially with you tube videos).Effectively, a bright green ground-dwelling parrot the size of your head with sideburns decided to crawl up someone's arm, seat itself on their neck while they were laying down ... then proceeded to have 'happy-time' with the back of their head and neck, much to the amusement of the poor fellow's companions.
Woah. I'm pretty sure Lini would have told me about that.

John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:Ummm... it wasn't just Seoni on that cover. And no, it wouldn't work twice. We learn from that kind of peril pretty quickly.ulgulanoth wrote:or a monster that looks like a rabbit sitting on a tree stump?Actualy there is a picture on the cover of a book with Seoni falling for that trap once before...I don't think it will work twice?
Did the above actualy happened? And how did it turned out?
um...oh yeah I sometimes think faster than I type and leave out words...like 'The magnificent Merisiel and Seoni' in the above question.
But since you did not stab me I guess you sorta like me?

Merisiel Sillvari |

um...oh yeah I sometimes think faster than I type and leave out words...like 'The magnificent Merisiel and Seoni' in the above question.
But since you did not stab me I guess you sorta like me?
Maybe. I'm not as stabby as some folks think. Most of the folks who think I'm overly stabby are overly stab-worthy.

Andrew Crossett |

ulgulanoth wrote:would you be afraid of a monster that had disintegrate at will?I can't see why I wouldn't be afraid of something like that.
Now why would you be afraid of a monster whose attack is to stand there and disintegrate? Unless you're allergic to dust.
Have you ever played Pathfinder? Would you like to play Kyra, so you can fondle her mini? Who would you want to play with your mini?

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:ulgulanoth wrote:would you be afraid of a monster that had disintegrate at will?I can't see why I wouldn't be afraid of something like that.Now why would you be afraid of a monster whose attack is to stand there and disintegrate? Unless you're allergic to dust.
Have you ever played Pathfinder? Would you like to play Kyra, so you can fondle her mini? Who would you want to play with your mini?
I assume that since the question was coming from a spooky ghost zombie guy that he was trying to trick me or scare me, and therefore that it wouldn't be a monster that disintegrates itself, because that's just kinda depressing.
Haven't played Pathfinder. I'm not that self-aware.

Monkeygod |

**uses powerful reality bending powers to make all bats and were-bats always disappear from around Merisiel**
Is this a nice present?
What one word first springs to mind when you think of the following:
Alahazra
Alain
Amiri
Balazar
Damiel
Ezren
Feiya
Harsk
Imrijka
Kyra
Lem
Lini
Sajan
Seelah
Seltyiel
Seoni
Valeros
Elf
Gnome
Human
Halfing
Dwarf
Half-Elf
Half-Orc
Drow
Kobold
Goblin
Orc

Merisiel Sillvari |

**uses powerful reality bending powers to make all bats and were-bats always disappear from around Merisiel**
Is this a nice present?
What one word first springs to mind when you think of the following:
Alahazra
Alain
Amiri
Balazar
Damiel
Ezren
Feiya
Harsk
Imrijka
Kyra
Lem
Lini
Sajan
Seelah
Seltyiel
Seoni
Valeros
Elf
Gnome
Human
Halfing
Dwarf
Half-Elf
Half-Orc
Drow
Kobold
Goblin
Orc
XPPOINTS!