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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
If you had a ring of 3 wishes what would you wish for?

I'm pretty sure I already answered this upthread.

If I got another one, I'd be a LOT more frivolous with them since apparently rings of wishes are all over the place.

I am sorry...I did not mean to ask a repeat question. Can you forgive me?

Ok I got another question there is a picture in the PF Corebook that shows you in a jail cell in rags reaching thur the bars to pick pocket the keys off a orc guard. What is the story behind this picture? And how did you get captured by orcs?


John Kretzer wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
If you had a ring of 3 wishes what would you wish for?

I'm pretty sure I already answered this upthread.

If I got another one, I'd be a LOT more frivolous with them since apparently rings of wishes are all over the place.

I am sorry...I did not mean to ask a repeat question. Can you forgive me?

Ok I got another question there is a picture in the PF Corebook that shows you in a jail cell in rags reaching thur the bars to pick pocket the keys off a orc guard. What is the story behind this picture? And how did you get captured by orcs?

I can indeed forgive you!

I... ummm... I meant to get caught. It was... ummm... it was part of an infiltration. I had to "sneak" in by getting caught, and then I would escape from within and snoop around. Yup! That's how that happened!


Asked some friends which they thought was the 'Merisiel' Song. Here's a few that made the list ....

Bonkers ....

Rogues do it from Behind ....

Poison ....

Technically not a song but still very much 'Merisiel' ....

Horny as a Dandy ....

And finally .... The Win Dance ....

Please don't stab me .... *cringes*


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

I can indeed forgive you!

I... ummm... I meant to get caught. It was... ummm... it was part of an infiltration. I had to "sneak" in by getting caught, and then I would escape from within and snoop around. Yup! That's how that happened!

Oh thank you for the forgivness.

That is what I figured happen by the way. I was only slightly concerned that you would be captured by orcs.

Who have you been captured by in the past? Meaning of course allowed to capture you.


"Rogues do it from behind" isn't a half bad song actually...If Merisiel doesn't take it I'll adopt it as my theme song.


John Kretzer wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

I can indeed forgive you!

I... ummm... I meant to get caught. It was... ummm... it was part of an infiltration. I had to "sneak" in by getting caught, and then I would escape from within and snoop around. Yup! That's how that happened!

Oh thank you for the forgivness.

That is what I figured happen by the way. I was only slightly concerned that you would be captured by orcs.

Who have you been captured by in the past? Meaning of course allowed to capture you.

That's way too long of a list to reproduce here. Derros, drow, city guards, troglodytes, dwarves, snake people, a dragon, a brothel, a ghost ship...

All of which were, of course, planned captures.

Dark Archive

em, brothel? that sounds... yea, who of all the things that have captured you where the worst?


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

That's way too long of a list to reproduce here. Derros, drow, city guards, troglodytes, dwarves, snake people, a dragon, a brothel, a ghost ship...

All of which were, of course, planned captures.

Ok...you have to elaborate on the brothel capture...and the drow...please?


ulgulanoth wrote:
em, brothel? that sounds... yea, who of all the things that have captured you where the worst?

The dwarves. Eeew. Troglodytes were a close second.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

That's way too long of a list to reproduce here. Derros, drow, city guards, troglodytes, dwarves, snake people, a dragon, a brothel, a ghost ship...

All of which were, of course, planned captures.

Ok...you have to elaborate on the brothel capture...and the drow...please?

Not on these family-friendly boards I can't. The Puritanical Gamer League would march on Paizo with pitchforks and torches.


I knew I was agnostic for a reason...

Was Kyra around when you got by all those?

Do you ever wish you didn't have to censor your self?

What is it about dwarves that bother you so much?


Damar wrote:

I knew I was agnostic for a reason...

Was Kyra around when you got by all those?

Do you ever wish you didn't have to censor your self?

What is it about dwarves that bother you so much?

You're missing a word, it looks like... but for some of them, yes.

Yes. Often.

The hair. And the noise. And the smell. And the fact that booze makes all three of those objectionable qualities even worse.


Sorry...its been a long night but you were able to figure out what I meant. And doesn't booze almost always make objectionable qualities worse...well when the person with those qualities is drinking. I've noticed when I drink objectionable qualities in others seem to not exist which makes waking up the next morning interesting sometimes to say the least.


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

That's way too long of a list to reproduce here. Derros, drow, city guards, troglodytes, dwarves, snake people, a dragon, a brothel, a ghost ship...

All of which were, of course, planned captures.

Ok...you have to elaborate on the brothel capture...and the drow...please?
Not on these family-friendly boards I can't. The Puritanical Gamer League would march on Paizo with pitchforks and torches.

Damn the PGL!!! They need to be stabbed.

Was in of these captures...you sorta did not want to escape or be rescued from?

Did you always free yourself or did you need to be rescued from any? If so which one and who rescued you?


John Kretzer wrote:
Did you always free yourself or did you need to be rescued from any? If so which one and who rescued you?

I always got free on my own! Don't believe Kyra or Lem or Valeros or Seoni or Lini. They lie!


What's the scariest thing you've woken up next to and I'm not intending to be sleazy here.

Did you like any of the songs chosen, or did you already have one in mind?

What would you deem your 'ideal' mount? Horse, Pegasus, Wyvern, Flying Carpet or other?


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Did you always free yourself or did you need to be rescued from any? If so which one and who rescued you?
I always got free on my own! Don't believe Kyra or Lem or Valeros or Seoni or Lini. They lie!

Does Kyra know that you called her a liar?

The Exchange

The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Did you always free yourself or did you need to be rescued from any? If so which one and who rescued you?
I always got free on my own! Don't believe Kyra or Lem or Valeros or Seoni or Lini. They lie!
Does Kyra know that you called her a liar?

I do now.... AHEM.


Gern Blacktusk wrote:

What's the scariest thing you've woken up next to and I'm not intending to be sleazy here.

Did you like any of the songs chosen, or did you already have one in mind?

What would you deem your 'ideal' mount? Horse, Pegasus, Wyvern, Flying Carpet or other?

A tied up ghoul. Long story.

I got distracted and didn't listen to any of them, so I'm sure that none of them were appropriate.

Ha. Ideal mount. (giggle)


Kyra Sief al Kiraan wrote:
The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Did you always free yourself or did you need to be rescued from any? If so which one and who rescued you?
I always got free on my own! Don't believe Kyra or Lem or Valeros or Seoni or Lini. They lie!
Does Kyra know that you called her a liar?
I do now.... AHEM.

Oh no! Mom's home! :P


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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Gern Blacktusk wrote:

What's the scariest thing you've woken up next to and I'm not intending to be sleazy here.

A tied up ghoul. Long story.

(giggle)

Seems Merisiel didn't mind being sleazy, though. ;)


So have you got a new likeness like Kyra's..and if so do you approve?


Has this ever happened to Lini? Or better yet, to Erzen? It's a pity none of the casters seem to have actual familiars ....


Kajehase wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Gern Blacktusk wrote:

What's the scariest thing you've woken up next to and I'm not intending to be sleazy here.

A tied up ghoul. Long story.

(giggle)

Seems Merisiel didn't mind being sleazy, though. ;)

I sure don't! If I did, I'd worship some stuck-up boring no-fun god like Erastil or Torag.


Gern Blacktusk wrote:
Has this ever happened to Lini? Or better yet, to Erzen? It's a pity none of the casters seem to have actual familiars ....

Dunno. Didn't watch it. I'm capricious like that sometimes (especially with you tube videos).


DM Wellard wrote:

So have you got a new likeness like Kyra's..and if so do you approve?

It's neat! I do indeed approve!


What is the difference between a dwarf and any useless item you could imagine?

Nothing.

You like this joke?

How about...

On one side there is a bunch of werebats...on the other there is a bunch of dwarves...which direction do you attack?

Both ways.

I have another dwarf joke but it is specfic to FR history...it really annoys dwarves there though but it require I think too much explanation.


John Kretzer wrote:

What is the difference between a dwarf and any useless item you could imagine?

Nothing.

You like this joke?

How about...

On one side there is a bunch of werebats...on the other there is a bunch of dwarves...which direction do you attack?

Both ways.

I have another dwarf joke but it is specfic to FR history...it really annoys dwarves there though but it require I think too much explanation.

Those jokes are... okay. They're kinda not surprising or subtle enough for my tastes.


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

What is the difference between a dwarf and any useless item you could imagine?

Nothing.

You like this joke?

How about...

On one side there is a bunch of werebats...on the other there is a bunch of dwarves...which direction do you attack?

Both ways.

I have another dwarf joke but it is specfic to FR history...it really annoys dwarves there though but it require I think too much explanation.

Those jokes are... okay. They're kinda not surprising or subtle enough for my tastes.

Yeah...mmmm...that is why I asked you for some before.

Dark Archive

would you be afraid of a monster that had disintegrate at will?


ulgulanoth wrote:
would you be afraid of a monster that had disintegrate at will?

I can't see why I wouldn't be afraid of something like that.

Dark Archive

what about a monster that deals 2d6 negative levels with every hit?

or a monster that looks like a rabbit sitting on a tree stump?


ulgulanoth wrote:

what about a monster that deals 2d6 negative levels with every hit?

or a monster that looks like a rabbit sitting on a tree stump?

A 2d6 negative level per hit monster also seems unfair enough to be afraid of.

And that other one? Awww! BUNNY!

Dark Archive

*goes off to make a bunny monster that had disintegrate at will and deals 2d6 negative levels per hit*


ulgulanoth wrote:

*goes off to make a bunny monster that had disintegrate at will and deals 2d6 negative levels per hit*

*wonders how you'll be able to do that when you're rolling in pain because of the STAB*

Dark Archive

glaaaah......*falls over and vanishes under the floor*


ulgulanoth wrote:
or a monster that looks like a rabbit sitting on a tree stump?

Actualy there is a picture on the cover of a book with Seoni falling for that trap once before...I don't think it will work twice?

Did the above actualy happened? And how did it turned out?


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dunno. Didn't watch it. I'm capricious like that sometimes (especially with you tube videos).

Effectively, a bright green ground-dwelling parrot the size of your head with sideburns decided to crawl up someone's arm, seat itself on their neck while they were laying down ... then proceeded to have 'happy-time' with the back of their head and neck, much to the amusement of the poor fellow's companions.


John Kretzer wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
or a monster that looks like a rabbit sitting on a tree stump?

Actualy there is a picture on the cover of a book with Seoni falling for that trap once before...I don't think it will work twice?

Did the above actualy happened? And how did it turned out?

Ummm... it wasn't just Seoni on that cover. And no, it wouldn't work twice. We learn from that kind of peril pretty quickly.


Gern Blacktusk wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dunno. Didn't watch it. I'm capricious like that sometimes (especially with you tube videos).
Effectively, a bright green ground-dwelling parrot the size of your head with sideburns decided to crawl up someone's arm, seat itself on their neck while they were laying down ... then proceeded to have 'happy-time' with the back of their head and neck, much to the amusement of the poor fellow's companions.

Woah. I'm pretty sure Lini would have told me about that.


Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Would you pose for a Pin-up?


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
or a monster that looks like a rabbit sitting on a tree stump?

Actualy there is a picture on the cover of a book with Seoni falling for that trap once before...I don't think it will work twice?

Did the above actualy happened? And how did it turned out?

Ummm... it wasn't just Seoni on that cover. And no, it wouldn't work twice. We learn from that kind of peril pretty quickly.

um...oh yeah I sometimes think faster than I type and leave out words...like 'The magnificent Merisiel and Seoni' in the above question.

But since you did not stab me I guess you sorta like me?


Hugo Solis wrote:
Would you pose for a Pin-up?

I have before, so sure!


John Kretzer wrote:

um...oh yeah I sometimes think faster than I type and leave out words...like 'The magnificent Merisiel and Seoni' in the above question.

But since you did not stab me I guess you sorta like me?

Maybe. I'm not as stabby as some folks think. Most of the folks who think I'm overly stabby are overly stab-worthy.

Dark Archive

*shines his stab-worthy badge*

so from all the art in Golarion that you appear in, which do you like the most?


ulgulanoth wrote:

*shines his stab-worthy badge*

so from all the art in Golarion that you appear in, which do you like the most?

The original one. Hook Mountain's cover.


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
would you be afraid of a monster that had disintegrate at will?
I can't see why I wouldn't be afraid of something like that.

Now why would you be afraid of a monster whose attack is to stand there and disintegrate? Unless you're allergic to dust.

Have you ever played Pathfinder? Would you like to play Kyra, so you can fondle her mini? Who would you want to play with your mini?


Andrew Crossett wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
would you be afraid of a monster that had disintegrate at will?
I can't see why I wouldn't be afraid of something like that.

Now why would you be afraid of a monster whose attack is to stand there and disintegrate? Unless you're allergic to dust.

Have you ever played Pathfinder? Would you like to play Kyra, so you can fondle her mini? Who would you want to play with your mini?

I assume that since the question was coming from a spooky ghost zombie guy that he was trying to trick me or scare me, and therefore that it wouldn't be a monster that disintegrates itself, because that's just kinda depressing.

Haven't played Pathfinder. I'm not that self-aware.


**uses powerful reality bending powers to make all bats and were-bats always disappear from around Merisiel**

Is this a nice present?

What one word first springs to mind when you think of the following:

Alahazra

Alain

Amiri

Balazar

Damiel

Ezren

Feiya

Harsk

Imrijka

Kyra

Lem

Lini

Sajan

Seelah

Seltyiel

Seoni

Valeros

Elf

Gnome

Human

Halfing

Dwarf

Half-Elf

Half-Orc

Drow

Kobold

Goblin

Orc


Monkeygod wrote:

**uses powerful reality bending powers to make all bats and were-bats always disappear from around Merisiel**

Is this a nice present?

What one word first springs to mind when you think of the following:

Alahazra

Alain

Amiri

Balazar

Damiel

Ezren

Feiya

Harsk

Imrijka

Kyra

Lem

Lini

Sajan

Seelah

Seltyiel

Seoni

Valeros

Elf

Gnome

Human

Halfing

Dwarf

Half-Elf

Half-Orc

Drow

Kobold

Goblin

Orc

XPPOINTS!

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