I don't want to continue testing at a time or place of their choosing.
Yet I want to know what that entails.
Very interesting.... the questions were more feeling based. Like how I felt about the options determined how I answered. No rationalizing, there was no real way to answer logically.
My diagnosis:
Verbally and mentally fluid, you are refreshing and illuminating to those around you. This is occasionally somewhat discounted by the obvious pleasure that you take in exercising your mental acuity. Although generally peaceful you can often take a verbally aggressive tact in relations with the world, which can often be misunderstood by those around you. Innovative in the extreme, you can often think yourself right out of the correct answer to a given problem. Many times you are referred to as your own worst enemy. You tire very quickly of routine and so make poor clerks or administrative help. You also have no respect for authority and little patience for those you regard as inferior, most especially those in charge. Experimentation is your watchword and can occasionally lead to experience for its own sake and shallow decadence. Your thought can sometimes be scattered and disconnected.
Damn your Vulcan logic!
You are in a perpetual quest to find the new, the exciting. Emotionally volatile, you are known for sudden changes of opinion, of appreciation, and behavior. Following rules and established methods is difficult for you and the difficulties of higher education are usually quite daunting. Knowledge is best gained through an intimate association with the matter at hand. Usually driven by attitudes and desires of the group, you are talented in an established field of endeavor. Emotions come and go without a strong understanding of their causes. They are unexpected guests in an otherwise placid landscape. You live by your own codes of conduct, which can be noble or terrible depending on the individual. Authority is meaningless to you. You hate to be predictable, at all costs. Rarely verbally effusive, you can at times feel as if your feelings are too deep for words. You are very observant, but rarely express these observations to others.
There's...things that are dead on, some things that I disagree with, which I guess goes along with my (purported) hatred of being predictable. IDK.....I'm a little too complex to be figured out by some blinking lights reptile brain crap, and it kinda pisses me off.
But I'm over it. I think I liked the thing.
It was actualy pretty close. Somethings are not true...about me though.
Did anybody else get a migraines from the test?
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My diagnosis, according to the consensus of myself and my wife is only partially correct: (the bolded portions are more or less correct, the regular text is not.)
You need to help others and to be thought of as a generous and kind individual. Often you are taken advantage of and regarded as simply part of the scenery. You work best when handling the work yourself; you do not appreciate a managerial role and tend to be uncomfortable in that position. Friendship is important to you, but it is generated on a personal basis, rarely a professional one. Consequently, family life is very important to you, and is often the most important aspect. Because of a strong sense of propriety however, you will sometimes consider the eccentric behavior of your friends and family as a personal affront. Often you find it difficult to speak up about personal anguish or pain, feeling instead that it is something an individual should bear in silence. Tradition is important to you, and you feel a sense of belonging when operating within the constraints of a predictable routine.
That test wasn't working on me. I had no answer for question two because I didn't consider either shape to fit the description given. So I had to lie to get beyond it, then had to lie through three more questions that didn't fit for me, either.
I get what they were saying. I could conceptualize it. But I didn't agree, and why continue on with something I feel was poorly made just to get to some conclusion that then couldn't possibly reflect anything true about me? Plus, the headache. My aching eyes.
You've failed, your Testness. I am a Jedi. Like my father before me.
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My result:
"Thoughtful to the extreme, you are often obsessed with perfection and the rules governing your own personal interests. Your world is black and white. You love to work within a logical system, such as language, computer programming, or mathematics. Manipulating a system that can be completely understood is a distinct pleasure to you, because of your confidence in the underlying veracity of your belief system. Because of your appreciation for logic and order, those who speak or think in a sloppy manner are apt to generate more than their share of wrath. Although very amiable, you are not drawn to friendships out of a sense of personal need. You are just as happy by yourself with a good book or puzzle. Because you are so involved with thought, you will on occasion have difficulty dealing with the day-to-day problems of a normal life. Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all."
I was pretty surprised. That's me almost to a T, though I'm pretty obsessive about cleanliness and would never let trash, dishes, clothes, etc. pile up. Had I not joined the Army, and been inculcated with the sense of 'regimen and order,' I'd likely be a bit of a mess.
Very interesting.... the questions were more feeling based. Like how I felt about the options determined how I answered. No rationalizing, there was no real way to answer logically.
My diagnosis:
Verbally and mentally fluid, you are refreshing and illuminating to those around you. This is occasionally somewhat discounted by the obvious pleasure that you take in exercising your mental acuity. Although generally peaceful you can often take a verbally aggressive tact in relations with the world, which can often be misunderstood by those around you. Innovative in the extreme, you can often think yourself right out of the correct answer to a given problem. Many times you are referred to as your own worst enemy. You tire very quickly of routine and so make poor clerks or administrative help. You also have no respect for authority and little patience for those you regard as inferior, most especially those in charge. Experimentation is your watchword and can occasionally lead to experience for its own sake and shallow decadence. Your thought can sometimes be scattered and disconnected.
Hey that's my diagnosis. You are me. Red triangle is angry. White circle wants to have your baby.
What's weird is that my wife claims nobody has ever described me better.
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This is what I got.
Always happy in a crowd, you love to converse, to relate, and above all to have fun. You tend to think in a more holistic manner than many others. Like a crow you are attracted to shiny objects, new ideas, playful exciting colors and the thrill of a new personal relationship. You love to talk or gossip. You are highly invested in the reality of day-to-day life. Practicality is far more important than issues of honor or allegiance. You are a creature of the here and now. You are a natural multi-tasker, often switching mid-thought from one duty to another. You have a flair for presenting your personality in your work, and are known as a great storyteller and natural actor. You are very skilled at taking in a barrage of information and distilling what is most important from it. Naturally charming, you are quick to win new friends. Over stimulation is a danger.
That was a very weird test but here's my results.
Though quiet on the outside, you are often the hidden hero; someone who rushes in when needed and then after the emergency is over fades back into the woodwork. Because of this sense of duty and honor, you can also on occasion be rigid in your viewpoint and unyielding in the face of other ways of thinking. Usually cynical and rarely trusting of others, you maintain a small set of intimate friends. These bonds are stronger than most. You are always grounded in the present moment. Your close bonds can also lead to clique-ishness and a tendency to gossip about those who are deemed less worthy. You are an integrative thinker, collecting data from a wide range of sources and applying it to your worldview. You can become overly task-oriented. In stressful situations you often withdraw from the world to seek peace in contemplation. You often seem cold and withdrawn. Often you will withdraw rather than verbalize your discontent.
I can see alot of myself in this.
You have a poetic sensibility and an ability to see beyond the day to day. You often seem to be living in a higher realm, or to be not-of-this-earth. Occasionally you imagine interior lives for friends and associates that are near-complete fabrications based on your fears or hopes for the future. You are often not aware of your own feelings. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and because of this are often disappointed. Despite what can sometimes be a destructive inward-turning anger, you are very gentle. You are sometimes a bit out of touch with the ebb and flow of modern life. If your behavior is out of synch with your moral values, a severe psychic disturbance can result. Because connectivity is so important to you, you can become quiet and sulky if you feel that others around do not understand your point of view.
....Is that what a bad trip is like? o_0
Mine said: You are God made flesh.
Can't argue with that.
You have a poetic sensibility and an ability to see beyond the day to day. You often seem to be living in a higher realm, or to be not-of-this-earth. Occasionally you imagine interior lives for friends and associates that are near-complete fabrications based on your fears or hopes for the future. You are often not aware of your own feelings. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and because of this are often disappointed. Despite what can sometimes be a destructive inward-turning anger, you are very gentle. You are sometimes a bit out of touch with the ebb and flow of modern life. If your behavior is out of synch with your moral values, a severe psychic disturbance can result. Because connectivity is so important to you, you can become quiet and sulky if you feel that others around do not understand your point of view.
....Is that what a bad trip is like? o_0
Hey, you got the same result as me! :)
I got frustrated with the test and lost my temper and methodicly and violently dissassembled my computer...
Oh, I guess in a way I got an answer :)
Hey, you got the same result as me! :)You have a poetic sensibility and an ability to see beyond the day to day. You often seem to be living in a higher realm, or to be not-of-this-earth. Occasionally you imagine interior lives for friends and associates that are near-complete fabrications based on your fears or hopes for the future. You are often not aware of your own feelings. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and because of this are often disappointed. Despite what can sometimes be a destructive inward-turning anger, you are very gentle. You are sometimes a bit out of touch with the ebb and flow of modern life. If your behavior is out of synch with your moral values, a severe psychic disturbance can result. Because connectivity is so important to you, you can become quiet and sulky if you feel that others around do not understand your point of view.
....Is that what a bad trip is like? o_0
You know what they say about great minds....;3
You know what they say about great minds....;3Hey, you got the same result as me! :)You have a poetic sensibility and an ability to see beyond the day to day. You often seem to be living in a higher realm, or to be not-of-this-earth. Occasionally you imagine interior lives for friends and associates that are near-complete fabrications based on your fears or hopes for the future. You are often not aware of your own feelings. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and because of this are often disappointed. Despite what can sometimes be a destructive inward-turning anger, you are very gentle. You are sometimes a bit out of touch with the ebb and flow of modern life. If your behavior is out of synch with your moral values, a severe psychic disturbance can result. Because connectivity is so important to you, you can become quiet and sulky if you feel that others around do not understand your point of view.
....Is that what a bad trip is like? o_0
That we should watch out for zombies cause great minds are delicious? ;P
Yup that one. Have to fend off AZ and his hoard.
He's hoarding a horde? Greedy zombie.
He's hoarding a horde? Greedy zombie.
oops. :P
Didn't catch that.
He's hoarding a horde? Greedy zombie.
I am really surprised you didn't make that whoring a horde. :)
Thoughtful to the extreme, you are often obsessed with perfection and the rules governing your own personal interests. Your world is black and white. You love to work within a logical system, such as language, computer programming, or mathematics. Manipulating a system that can be completely understood is a distinct pleasure to you, because of your confidence in the underlying veracity of your belief system. Because of your appreciation for logic and order, those who speak or think in a sloppy manner are apt to generate more than their share of wrath. Although very amiable, you are not drawn to friendships out of a sense of personal need. You are just as happy by yourself with a good book or puzzle. Because you are so involved with thought, you will on occasion have difficulty dealing with the day-to-day problems of a normal life. Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all.
Fairly accurate, except the whole "obsessed with perfection" and the world being black and white. My world is all about shades of gray.
You have a poetic sensibility and an ability to see beyond the day to day.
I suppose that's a good news, bad news thing.
You often seem to be living in a higher realm, or to be not-of-this-earth.
That's what the nice men with the high-speed anal borer said to me.
Occasionally you imagine interior lives for friends and associates that are near-complete fabrications based on your fears or hopes for the future.
I usually hear that I'm fairly good at figuring people out when I care to. But people are boring until the decay processes really start to kick in.
You are often not aware of your own feelings.
That makes me angry! From the heart of hell I stab at thee, blurring rectangle!
You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and because of this are often disappointed. Despite what can sometimes be a destructive inward-turning anger, you are very gentle.You are sometimes a bit out of touch with the ebb and flow of modern life.
Depending on what one means by gentle and modern life, that could all be true.
If your behavior is out of synch with your moral values, a severe psychic disturbance can result.
Ok.
Because connectivity is so important to you, you can become quiet and sulky if you feel that others around do not understand your point of view.
No comment.
These kinds of write-ups are done to serve a majority of the people who take the test and therefore may not be specific to an individual but will likely describe that individual fairly accurately with only minor details being erroneous. Therefore, if the results "mostly" describe you, don't get too caught up on the bits that do not because they are meant for a more generic person than you.
-Your friendly neighborhood mental health expert.
... didn't bother to take the test. I don't have to. Uh HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
For example:
Thoughtful to the extreme,(This first part is very descriptive of me, but...) you are often obsessed with perfection and the rules governing your own personal interests (This second part is not, I'm not a 'rules lawyer' when gaming). Your world is black and white (I tend to think in terms of shades of grey). You love to work within a logical system, such as language, computer programming, or mathematics (Would I love to work in a logical system, sure, but not language, computer programming or mathematics). Manipulating a system that can be completely understood is a distinct pleasure to you , because of your confidence in the underlying veracity of your belief system (This is true). Because of your appreciation for logic and order, those who speak or think in a sloppy manner are apt to generate more than their share of wrath (I work with people who have lost touch with reality, so I'm going to go with no on this one). Although very amiable, you are not drawn to friendships out of a sense of personal need (This one could be interpreted many ways, either I'm a introverted shut in or I'm a stable individual who is not dependent on others for instance). You are just as happy by yourself with a good book or puzzle (This is true, which makes the previous statement seem more like I'm an introvert than a non-dependent person). Because you are so involved with thought, you will on occasion have difficulty dealing with the day-to-day problems of a normal life (Sure, but doesn't everybody at some point?). Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all (Now it's calling me lazy...which almost contradicts the earlier statement of my so-called 'obsession' with perfection).
So, as you can see, take this with a grain a salt and perhaps a shot of whiskey.
*puts on clinical psychology grad student hat*
It's stuff like this... no, it's crap like this that just irks me to no end. It's a glorified horoscope with nice graphic design, not a scientific measure. These kinds of things are what lead people to trust psychobabble shenanigans.
Sorry, had to get that out. It's a neat little thing, but I wish they wouldn't have labeled it as an actual psychological test.
I should SUE! This is what the test said to me… I can’t believe this!
You sick son of a b&#&~. Your power comes from your willingness to take insipid tests where you object interpret things in the shapes of Pac Man and titties. You have a tendency to lure people off the internet into your bedroom where you force them to watch videos of you slapping a poster of Hasselhoff with your finger-painted dong. You’re about as sane as a flaming brick of shit thrown into the face of a weeping god. And because of your need to be liked, you sit gussied up corpses around you at a tea table each night and say, “This meeting shall come to order! Respect the Pubah!” in order to feel relaxed enough to fall asleep atop your stitched together bed of kidnapped, horrified “mattress slaves.” By all rights, your twisted life should end. That you’re even able to take this test means that police detectives, opportunistic infections and stray bullets have failed their greatest opportunity. Thanks for being born, a+@@$$%.
Roxy Music....really subtle cowbell.
Roxy Music....really subtle cowbell.
I could use a little more cowbell.
*puts on clinical psychology grad student hat*
It's stuff like this... no, it's crap like this that just irks me to no end. It's a glorified horoscope with nice graphic design, not a scientific measure. These kinds of things are what lead people to trust psychobabble shenanigans.
But...a test like this told me the LotR character I was most like was Legolas! That can't just be a glorified horoscope!
*puts on clinical psychology grad student hat*
It's stuff like this... no, it's crap like this that just irks me to no end. It's a glorified horoscope with nice graphic design, not a scientific measure. These kinds of things are what lead people to trust psychobabble shenanigans.
Sorry, had to get that out. It's a neat little thing, but I wish they wouldn't have labeled it as an actual psychological test.
Thus are the ways of the internet. Best to take a container of salt with you, as there are many things that should be taken with a grain of it.
Thus are the ways of the internet. Best to take a container of salt with you, as there are many things that should be taken with a grain of it.
As I wander the Intertoobz, I keep a half-ton of salt in a portable hole. Sometimes you need a grain of salt, sometimes a bit more. And then there are places where you'll find you'll need to liberally salt the earth.
Thus are the ways of the internet. Best to take a container of salt with you, as there are many things that should be taken with a grain of it.As I wander the Intertoobz, I keep a half-ton of salt in a portable hole. Sometimes you need a grain of salt, sometimes a bit more. And then there are places where you'll find you'll need to liberally salt the earth.
I just toss liberal handfuls into my eyes, to try and burn out what I've seen... o_0
Your power comes from an ability to sense how things might be and to proclaim this possibility with a great force and willingness to act. You have a tendency to be romantic, and can be an idealist. This sense of how the world can be is often expressed with self-deprecatory humor. Because of your need to address the immediacy of the moment, you may not think things through to their logical end, relying instead on a feeling for how a situation SHOULD end. You need to be liked and appreciated by others, although your attention often wanders. Sometimes you neglect old friends in favor of a new or exciting acquaintance. You have a real difficulty being alone. Often you will seem to know how to handle a situation without exactly knowing HOW you know this. Your thoughts are often shallow. While in the excitement of the moment you can obsess about a task at hand. If it should become rote and unexciting, however, it can be dropped just as quickly.
what.