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My head's all fuzzy, like someone is hugging it. I'm drinking Milk Stout By Left Hand Brewing Company. what are you drinking?


Cough medicine.


This must be how God feels when he's drinking a beer.

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Scotch, Scotchie Scotch Scotch. Boy I love the scotch.


I like to think globally and act locally which is why I drink Budweiser (brewed in Merrimack, NH by proud members of Teamsters Local 633). Yeah, it's crap beer, but ingested in mass quantities it'll render you insensate.

Besides, I prefer leafier substances when I'm getting my party on.

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Eric The Pipe wrote:
My head's all fuzzy, like someone is hugging it. I'm drinking Milk Stout By Left Hand Brewing Company. what are you drinking?

Well, that usually depends on what night it is, and what I've got in my fridge. Last night I didn't drink anything. The past couple of nights before that, however, I've had several different beers: Sam Smith's IPA, Young's Double Chocolate Stout, a bottle of my own homebrewed Irish Stout, Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA, various Abita beers, and some homebrewed Spawn Mead.

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Oh, and a new beer I recently tried: Stone's Sublimely Self Righteous Ale. Very tasty.


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
I like to think globally and act locally which is why I drink Budweiser (brewed in Merrimack, NH by proud members of Teamsters Local 633). Yeah, it's crap beer, but ingested in mass quantities it'll render you insensate.

No wonder you're always doodling, bugging, and biting people's ankles. Budweiser can't be good for either thinking or acting of any kind. Get yourself something that actually falls in the genus Beer and be happy.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
I like to think globally and act locally which is why I drink Budweiser (brewed in Merrimack, NH by proud members of Teamsters Local 633). Yeah, it's crap beer, but ingested in mass quantities it'll render you insensate.
No wonder you're always doodling, bugging, and biting people's ankles. Budweiser can't be good for either thinking or acting of any kind. Get yourself something that actually falls in the genus Beer and be happy.

Oh come on Plantyman! Don't be a beer snob. Budweiser is a perfectly good example of a completely generic beer consumed by the masses who don't know any better.


Exactly. And the masses aren't happy. Otherwise, the cycle of haterade, aka "American" "Pilsner" would not continue. Stop the cycle. Love, Peace, Joy, and Beer.

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I think the masses not being happy with the usual stuff is why so many craft brewers are doing so well. It's good to be a beer lover these days.


The craft brewers are doing well, but the bir (I want some authority to enforce another spelling, like "krab") factories are still dominant. I will not be satisfied until all slaves have their chains broken. Chains going through tongues and palates are especially gross.

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Eric The Pipe wrote:
what are you drinking?

Diet coke?


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I alternate 6-packs of Santa Fe Brewery's Nut Brown Ale and Fat Tire's Enlightened Brown Ale.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
I like to think globally and act locally which is why I drink Budweiser (brewed in Merrimack, NH by proud members of Teamsters Local 633). Yeah, it's crap beer, but ingested in mass quantities it'll render you insensate.
No wonder you're always doodling, bugging, and biting people's ankles. Budweiser can't be good for either thinking or acting of any kind. Get yourself something that actually falls in the genus Beer and be happy.

That's an interesting theory. I always thought that if I just drank MORE I'd be happier. Something about quantity trumping/turning into quality, but I'll consider this alternate view.


Psychostick wrote:


I like beer 'cause it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring

I drink beer when I am sad
'Cause the beer, it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
And stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
(Let's go drink some) Beer! (beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!) Beer! (Beer!)

When it's warm, it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more

They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a car

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
And stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
(Let's go drink some) Beer! (beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!) Beer! (Beer!)

Uh, dude? I think you've had enough)
No!

Let's go drink some beer!

(I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk...wheee!) x3
(Belch!)


God is great,
Beer is good,
people are crazy.


A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mops!


Mulban wrote:

...

He must have been an admiral or a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall ever sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
God bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

....

Oh man. That's a good rowdy one I haven't heard in a while (fiddled so its the way I remember it). And just in time for St. Pats!


Beer bump - just because any thread about beer deserves to be near the top.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:


Oh man. That's a good rowdy one I haven't heard in a while (fiddled so its the way I remember it). And just in time for St. Pats!

Good to meet another fan of Charlie Mopps, not just his song but his invention as well.


Ross Byers wrote:
Eric The Pipe wrote:
what are you drinking?
Diet coke?

I could see how that could make your head all fuzzy.

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