Aberzombie
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My head's all fuzzy, like someone is hugging it. I'm drinking Milk Stout By Left Hand Brewing Company. what are you drinking?
Well, that usually depends on what night it is, and what I've got in my fridge. Last night I didn't drink anything. The past couple of nights before that, however, I've had several different beers: Sam Smith's IPA, Young's Double Chocolate Stout, a bottle of my own homebrewed Irish Stout, Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA, various Abita beers, and some homebrewed Spawn Mead.
| Mairkurion {tm} |
I like to think globally and act locally which is why I drink Budweiser (brewed in Merrimack, NH by proud members of Teamsters Local 633). Yeah, it's crap beer, but ingested in mass quantities it'll render you insensate.
No wonder you're always doodling, bugging, and biting people's ankles. Budweiser can't be good for either thinking or acting of any kind. Get yourself something that actually falls in the genus Beer and be happy.
Aberzombie
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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:I like to think globally and act locally which is why I drink Budweiser (brewed in Merrimack, NH by proud members of Teamsters Local 633). Yeah, it's crap beer, but ingested in mass quantities it'll render you insensate.No wonder you're always doodling, bugging, and biting people's ankles. Budweiser can't be good for either thinking or acting of any kind. Get yourself something that actually falls in the genus Beer and be happy.
Oh come on Plantyman! Don't be a beer snob. Budweiser is a perfectly good example of a completely generic beer consumed by the masses who don't know any better.
| Doodlebug Anklebiter |
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:I like to think globally and act locally which is why I drink Budweiser (brewed in Merrimack, NH by proud members of Teamsters Local 633). Yeah, it's crap beer, but ingested in mass quantities it'll render you insensate.No wonder you're always doodling, bugging, and biting people's ankles. Budweiser can't be good for either thinking or acting of any kind. Get yourself something that actually falls in the genus Beer and be happy.
That's an interesting theory. I always thought that if I just drank MORE I'd be happier. Something about quantity trumping/turning into quality, but I'll consider this alternate view.
| Kryzbyn |
I like beer 'cause it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bringI drink beer when I am sad
'Cause the beer, it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to say
So let's go drink beerBeer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
And stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
(Let's go drink some) Beer! (beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!) Beer! (Beer!)When it's warm, it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some moreThey say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a carBeer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
And stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
(Let's go drink some) Beer! (beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!)
Beer! (Beer!) Beer! (Beer!)Uh, dude? I think you've had enough)
No!Let's go drink some beer!
(I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk...wheee!) x3
(Belch!)
| Mulban |
A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.
The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.
A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.
The Lord bless Charlie Mops!
| Mairkurion {tm} |
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He must have been an admiral or a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall ever sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
God bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.....
Oh man. That's a good rowdy one I haven't heard in a while (fiddled so its the way I remember it). And just in time for St. Pats!