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Ok. Somehow we have gotten off track and started talking about imaginary people again. I suggest we talk about current events or some thing like that. Like the fact that my laptop decided now would be a good time to crap out on me. It's really irritating and I can't even rant about it because I was working on one to post once it was finish. So now I can only post from my iPad.
Even your laptop has the decency to prevent you from posting on this thread! When the world ends of 12/21/2012, it will be your fault! I could easily stop the Mayan Apocalypse if I wanted to, but I won't and it your fault!!!!!!!!!!!!! You! You! You!
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Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the Wrath of Leafar, for it is written, “Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lost God!”
Book of Leafar 12:19
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My demise was greatly exagerated at Total Con. As far as besting someone on the field of battle I guess for Doodlebug that means locking him in a metal box. I was chasing the little rascal and he had planned a ruse I suppose my fault really for underestimating the goblin. But hardly the great showing he claims it was.
Now as for Monica's phone and "getting" Monica's phone number if you call stealing her phone to call your own phone number so you get the number ... well I guess he got her phone number. But she has since then reported the cell phone stolen and got a new number.
I am still not sure what your Alias Lanfear the Lost has anything to do with this though. Honestly there are pictures to prove I exist and pictures to prove Anklebiter exists ... yet nothing to prove this Lanfear exists. I still hypothesis that he is a figament of Anklebiter's imagination.
This is pretty amusing. I might be tempted to favorite it if such an action weren't expressly forbidden in The Book of Leafar
When Leafar was in Pharoah's land/Let my Master goooooooooooo!
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And Leafar said unto Doodlebug, Go in unto Pharoah: for I have hardened his heart, and the heart of his servants, that I might shew these my signs before him:
And that thou mayest tell in the ears of thy son, and of thy son's son, what things I have wrought in Egypt, and my signs which I have done among them; that ye may know how that I am the LORD!
--The Book of Leafar in Pharoah's Land 10:1-2
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Leafar is so inspiring! How could anyone NOT see that? He is the way to life. All others will surely die. The end is near! Praise Leafar, the one and only salvation from the end of all!
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Praise Leafar!
"All Hail Gruumash the Great and wonderful lover he is."
"His male prowess puts all others to shame."
"He is strong and manly and quite stunningly handsome."
"He is a great leader and his martial prowess is only out stripped by great intellect."
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Monica, you slatternly tart! How dare you change your phone number on me!
Yum, Yum, Yum I smell the blood of a socialist goblinum.
CAW!
"Yummie a bird." Grasping out to catch the bird in his hand he is alot quickier then he looks. When he grabs it he pops it into his mouth swallowing it whole. "Yummie a black birdie they are the best cause they eat dead things. "
That's better.
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And Leafar said unto Doodlebug, Go in unto Pharoah: for I have hardened his heart, and the heart of his servants, that I might shew these my signs before him:
And that thou mayest tell in the ears of thy son, and of thy son's son, what things I have wrought in Egypt, and my signs which I have done among them; that ye may know how that I am the LORD!
--The Book of Leafar in Pharoah's Land 10:1-2
Truly, my Acolyte, you have followed my teachings, and as another award you shall stand by my side and watch with great pleasure when He Who Shall Not Be Named Right Now returns and utterly destroys the Earth (and then Time itself) on 12/21/2012. This is the secret that I shall hold to myself until the very end.
Yes, I led my people out of slavery in a previous age, but due to the illegal posts on my thread, I shall not lead the Earth out of it's complete destruction. So sayeth LEAFAR!
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You couldn't lead Scott Betts in a WotC support rally.
And He, Leafar, spoke a parable to them: "Can the blind lead the blind? Will they not both fall into the ditch?"
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Lead me on to the land of milk and honey, Leafar, lead me on!
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Will your courage endure or your hands be strong in the day I deal with you? I, Leafar the Lost, have spoken, and I will do it. I will disperse you among the nations and scatter you through the countries; and I will put an end to your uncleanness. When you have been defiled in the eyes of the nations, you will know that I am LEAFAR!
Book of Leafar 22:14-16
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If in spite of this you still do not listen to me, but continue to be hostile toward me, then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. I will destroy your high places, cut down your incense altars and pile your dead bodies on the lifeless forms of your idols, and I will abhor you.
Book of Leafar 26:29-30
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And the march of the lemmings begins.
I will name one of the steps of my new temple after you, so I that I can step on you each time I go there.
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Oh you just crushed his dream ... and honestly he does not have much going for him at this point TOZ that was a little mean but funny still a little mean. But he does deserve it. Anklebiter you really should see someone to help you with this condition of pretending to be both the cult leader and his number one follower.
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Oh you just crushed his dream ... and honestly he does not have much going for him at this point TOZ that was a little mean but funny still a little mean. But he does deserve it. Anklebiter you really should see someone to help you with this condition of pretending to be both the cult leader and his number one follower.
The truth will be made known to you...
TGIF!
You couldn't lead Scott Betts in a WotC support rally.
Wow, that's low.
No posts for Saturday....that's just wrong.
I was busy watching Ghost Rider 2.
I'm hoping that Ghost Rider 2 is a lot like The Incredible Hulk 2 in that it's good enough to make you forget there was even a first one.
Amazingly better than the first, even with Nicholas Crazy.
Then it's exactly like The Incredible Hulk 2. Good to know, I'll add it to my Netflix queue when it comes out on DVD. Oh wait, Nic Cage wasn't in The Incredible Hulk 2, so it's not exactly like it...
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No posts for Saturday....that's just wrong.
I was busy having a life. But, that's all over now.
All hail Leafar!
This is the post for Sunday.
I think it's time for a movie.
That is all.
I just got done watching Thor. It wasn't too bad, but I've never been too fond of Thor as a character anyways.
It had Hawkeye and Agent Coulson. What more can you want?
I was hoping Hawkeye would put an arrow or two in Thor, you know, just because he can.
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I just got done watching Thor. It wasn't too bad, but I've never been too fond of Thor as a character anyways.
I know Thor personally, and he isn't too fond of you either! He has great character, which is something you lack due to your posting on my thread!!! How dare you!?!?!?!
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Odin the All-Father told me that Huginn and Muninn told him that Freya told them that Heimdall told her that, come December 21, 2012, all those who don't praise Leafar are going to regret it.
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Also, I kind of enjoyed the Thor movie, but, I admit, I was thoroughly baked when I watched it.
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Anklebiter aren't you always half-baked? Sort of like you scheme to get us to think that Leafear and you are two seperate people?
We are two, separate people, Orc! Learn to spell before you make false accusations! You were born baked! Just admit that Orcs are an inferior race with an inferior god!
It had Hawkeye and Agent Coulson. What more can you want?
More scenes with Thor kicking the crap out of stuff.