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Sign in a restaurant:
Rare means RARE. A very red center that is still raw. Only the outside is cooked.
Medium Rare means JUICY. A pinkish-red center that has begun the cook.
Medium is still PINK. The center is cooking.
Medium Well. The center has lost all its pinkness and the juices are drying up.
Well Done. It's a burnt offering. You have destroyed a piece of nature and the Chef hates you.

Sir Limey De Longears |
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Bothe ye grate boss and ye lytle boss wert absent this afternoon, so ye maydens in ye ofyce were merye as sparrowes, and did gad about gygling about bosomes and pizzles, and showing one anothere Screneshottes they had taken of somme electronical entertaynement where Churls and Slatterns do gette all t'lot out in an attempte yto attract an paramour.
Thenne, thankes be, I was able to escaype and doe somme Wholesome Dager practysse at Wednesday HEMA

Limeylongears |

I just got home from choir practice.
I don't know how many of you are familiar with the composer Ralph Vaughan Williams, but he was a sadistic, alto-hating sonofableep and I'm glad he's dead.
Blimey. I do quite like his music, but I've never tried to sing it. The French Horn parts were always reasonable, IIRC.

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Sign in a restaurant:
Rare means RARE. A very red center that is still raw. Only the outside is cooked.
Medium Rare means JUICY. A pinkish-red center that has begun the cook.
Medium is still PINK. The center is cooking.
Medium Well. The center has lost all its pinkness and the juices are drying up.
Well Done. It's a burnt offering. You have destroyed a piece of nature and the Chef hates you.
CH and I got into a debate about this a few years back and there may be an issue where someone who does not have sick days available to them or may not be able to take time off of work, may have wanted the meats they had access to cooked well as they, and possibly their community, suffered if they ate meat that made them I'll.
I tend to request meat done-ness depending on my mood.

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Rosita the Riveter wrote:Okay, what have I missed in the past several years?Hey there.
Hey. Been a long time. I looked up my old posts, I last posted when I was getting ready to move to Japan. Which fell through, sucks. Travel-wise I have been on vacation to Japan, though. Also I did get to go on a school study trip to Mexico City before the pandemic, and then last month I went to Yucatan, and last year I got to explore Egypt all the way from Aswan to Alexandria. And I've been to Iceland and found an actual viking grave. So travel wise I've had some fun times even if Japan fell through.
Sadly when I was here talking about motorcyclws a couple years ago, I didn't talk about what was actually going on my life. My father was in a coma at the time, died in April 2020. Which has been a huge adjustment in my life.

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Anyway reason I left and am back are basically the same, and pretty simple. I left because I stopped playing Pathfinder, so I stopped frequenting on the Paizo forums. I'd switched over to D&d 5e (though I never did begin using WOTCs forums). Now I'm switching from 5e to PF2e, so now it makes sense to be on the Paizo forums again. And I' not jumping to Pathfinder because I'm mad at WOTC over the OGL thing. What it's about is, back in the PF1e days, I really liked the Alchemist and Witch and wrapped those into my worldbuilding. I never really stopped using them, but 5e just cannot provide a suitable replacement, and it's been a frustration for years. And my favorite monster type has long been undead, which 2e has released a whole supplement for in Book of the Dead, and Dark Archive also looks interesting. I am pro-muzzleloading firearms in D&D, there's Guns and Gears. The Kineticist is coming to 2e soon for all my Avatar needs. In general I love archetypes as a concept. I prefer the higher level of character options of PF over modern D&D. It just sorta feels like PF2e better fits what I actually want to do in my fantasy.

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Son: I don't have any socks!
Also son, as I clean out the Pit of Despair, aka his bedroom, and find SEVEN dirty mismatched socks (under and on top of the bookcase, under his piano, in his backpack, in his Lego bin, in his dinosaur drawer along with one of his grandmother's shrimp forks, and one on top of the ceiling fan): Oh.

gran rey de los mono |
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Interesting evening.
My phone has been having connectivity issues for a while. I noticed it in early January, who knows when it actually started. So tonight, I was going to meet my parents for dinner, and asked them to meet at the Verizon store first so we could try to get it fixed (we're on a family plan, and Dad is the account owner, so he had to be there). Turns out, because none of us had upgraded our phones in so long, we had a ton of offers available. Long, long story short, we walked in with my malfunctioning Galaxy S5 and their two Galaxy S9s, and now:
I got a Galaxy S21 for $350.
They are each getting a Galaxy S23 (the 256Gb version) for free.
Our monthly payment is increasing by $10 (The offers required us to move to unlimited data plans, instead of the capped data plans we had and never came close to using all of. That would have raised the price by $35 a month, but my folks qualified for a senior citizen discount of $25 a month, so only $10 more.)
The offer for the free S23 ended today (it was a pre-order offer, and they release tomorrow), and I didn't qualify only because you had to have an S7 or newer. So, definitely not what any of us expected to have happen, but kinda cool.

gran rey de los mono |
Interesting evening.
My phone has been having connectivity issues for a while. I noticed it in early January, who knows when it actually started. So tonight, I was going to meet my parents for dinner, and asked them to meet at the Verizon store first so we could try to get it fixed (we're on a family plan, and Dad is the account owner, so he had to be there). Turns out, because none of us had upgraded our phones in so long, we had a ton of offers available. Long, long story short, we walked in with my malfunctioning Galaxy S5 and their two Galaxy S9s, and now:
I got a Galaxy S21 for $350.
They are each getting a Galaxy S23 (the 256Gb version) for free.
Our monthly payment is increasing by $10 (The offers required us to move to unlimited data plans, instead of the capped data plans we had and never came close to using all of. That would have raised the price by $35 a month, but my folks qualified for a senior citizen discount of $25 a month, so only $10 more.)The offer for the free S23 ended today (it was a pre-order offer, and they release tomorrow), and I didn't qualify only because you had to have an S7 or newer. So, definitely not what any of us expected to have happen, but kinda cool.
I forgot to mention, I could have gotten my phone for free too, if I had gotten a new number. Because then it would have been a "new line" instead of an "upgrade". But changing my number would have been super inconvenient due to 2FA on various accounts, including stuff for work. And trying to get ahold of tech support at work is, frankly, so bad that I would rather pay $350 than have to do.

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The garden show exhibit we built!
And by we, I mostly mean Robert (the college kid I trained up when he was in high school) and I.
I'm very proud of the work we put into it!

gran rey de los mono |
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Mark Twain certainly had a way with words. For instance, when talking about a man named Page who wound up bankrupting him, Twain said:
"Page and I always meet on effusively affectionate terms; and yet he knows perfectly well that if I had his nuts in a steel-trap I would shut out all human succor and watch that trap till he died."

gran rey de los mono |
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Fantasy Monster: Clockwork casket.
Not a mimic.
Are you sure it isn't a mimic pretending to be a clockwork casket?

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Drejk wrote:Are you sure it isn't a mimic pretending to be a clockwork casket?Fantasy Monster: Clockwork casket.
Not a mimic.
Sounds like a clockwork version of a Chest Creature to me.

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And for the record:
(1) Mom had her first stroke at 91. Being a "grizzly woman", it only affected her physical mobility, not her mental capacity. The day after the stroke the physical therapist walked in, took one look at her determinedly doing every rehabilitation exercise obsessively, and said, "She'll be fine."
Sure enough, Impus Major visited her over the holiday weekend and said that she's back to walking a mile a day. She needs a walker, but she's determined to get back up to two milse a day.
(2) GothBard starts her new job today!!
193 days of unemployment heck. At $450/week for unemployment with a $10,000 max, she drained her unemployment fund to $150.
Nice timing, but considering unemployment is less than minimum wage, she'd've rather have had a job.

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Just had a guy get mad at me because we don't have an iPhone cable he could use. It went something like this:
Guy: "I need an iPhone cable."
Me: "I'm sorry sir, we don't sell those."
Guy: "I don't want to buy one, just give me one to use."
Me: "Again, sir, I'm sorry, but we don't have cables for guests to use."
Guy: "UGH! Just go grab one out of Lost and Found!"
Me: "Items in Lost and Found are not for lending out."
Guy: "WELL HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO CHARGE MY PHONE IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CABLE FOR ME TO USE!?!"
Me: "I suppose you should have brought one with you."
Guy: *storms off muttering under his breath*Gentle reminder: Hotels are not responsible for providing you with chargers/cables. Now, some will have a few random cables that they lend out. Hell, we did back when I started here. But do you know what happens about 50% of the time you lend someone a cable? You never see it again. So we ran out and stopped. (We used to take the chargers/cables that had been in Lost and Found for over 6 months and lend them out, but now they're just put out for employees to take.) Same thing happens with ice scrapers, we loan them out and about half of the time the person just drives off with them.
50%? At a hotel? Your guests are far more honest than I'd've given them credit for.
We have cable drawers: One for network, one for USB, one for video and audio. They're only for the family. Yet at least four or five times a year I open the drawer, find we're out of a particular type of cable, and immediately order two more.
In theory, our house is an infinite sink for cables.
In practice, I'm sure there's a cozy raccoon nest made of charging cables somewhere under the house...

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gran rey de los mono wrote:Just had a guy get mad at me because we don't have an iPhone cable he could use. It went something like this:
Guy: "I need an iPhone cable."
Me: "I'm sorry sir, we don't sell those."
Guy: "I don't want to buy one, just give me one to use."
Me: "Again, sir, I'm sorry, but we don't have cables for guests to use."
Guy: "UGH! Just go grab one out of Lost and Found!"
Me: "Items in Lost and Found are not for lending out."
Guy: "WELL HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO CHARGE MY PHONE IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CABLE FOR ME TO USE!?!"
Me: "I suppose you should have brought one with you."
Guy: *storms off muttering under his breath*Gentle reminder: Hotels are not responsible for providing you with chargers/cables. Now, some will have a few random cables that they lend out. Hell, we did back when I started here. But do you know what happens about 50% of the time you lend someone a cable? You never see it again. So we ran out and stopped. (We used to take the chargers/cables that had been in Lost and Found for over 6 months and lend them out, but now they're just put out for employees to take.) Same thing happens with ice scrapers, we loan them out and about half of the time the person just drives off with them.
50%? At a hotel? Your guests are far more honest than I'd've given them credit for.
We have cable drawers: One for network, one for USB, one for video and audio. They're only for the family. Yet at least four or five times a year I open the drawer, find we're out of a particular type of cable, and immediately order two more.
In theory, our house is an infinite sink for cables.
In practice, I'm sure there's a cozy raccoon nest made of charging cables somewhere under the house...
Taking into account what you said so far, I suspect that those raccoons are called Raccoon Major and Raccoon Minor...

Limeylongears |
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gran rey de los mono wrote:Just had a guy get mad at me because we don't have an iPhone cable he could use. It went something like this:
Guy: "I need an iPhone cable."
Me: "I'm sorry sir, we don't sell those."
Guy: "I don't want to buy one, just give me one to use."
Me: "Again, sir, I'm sorry, but we don't have cables for guests to use."
Guy: "UGH! Just go grab one out of Lost and Found!"
Me: "Items in Lost and Found are not for lending out."
Guy: "WELL HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO CHARGE MY PHONE IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CABLE FOR ME TO USE!?!"
Me: "I suppose you should have brought one with you."
Guy: *storms off muttering under his breath*Gentle reminder: Hotels are not responsible for providing you with chargers/cables. Now, some will have a few random cables that they lend out. Hell, we did back when I started here. But do you know what happens about 50% of the time you lend someone a cable? You never see it again. So we ran out and stopped. (We used to take the chargers/cables that had been in Lost and Found for over 6 months and lend them out, but now they're just put out for employees to take.) Same thing happens with ice scrapers, we loan them out and about half of the time the person just drives off with them.
50%? At a hotel? Your guests are far more honest than I'd've given them credit for.
We have cable drawers: One for network, one for USB, one for video and audio. They're only for the family. Yet at least four or five times a year I open the drawer, find we're out of a particular type of cable, and immediately order two more.
In theory, our house is an infinite sink for cables.
In practice, I'm sure there's a cozy raccoon nest made of charging cables somewhere under the house...
Electric raccoons!