Someone is dressed up like a cow in my lobby. It could be PJs but it does have a cow hood with horns and a tail.As long as he's wearing a mask.
She... and fair point.
Could be worse I suppose could be naked.
If it's her nekkid, it might not be worse.Someone is dressed up like a cow in my lobby. It could be PJs but it does have a cow hood with horns and a tail.As long as he's wearing a mask.She... and fair point.
Could be worse I suppose could be naked.
No it would be worse. She is 16 max.
It's pajamas, Crookshanks has the same set, they're found at Target.
Someone is dressed up like a cow in my lobby. It could be PJs but it does have a cow hood with horns and a tail.As long as he's wearing a mask.She... and fair point.
Could be worse I suppose could be naked.
...send this woman to me.
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How to clear out an area in no time at all.
Co-worker: Oh man, you got a new truck! Does it still have that new car smell?
Me: I don't know, I can't smell anything!
Everyone immediately backs up 6 feet away from me.
Fun fact: I was born with almost no sense of smell, which was damaged further when I almost severed my nose in a mini bobcat incident a couple of years ago.
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"The Lawnmower 2.0 is a personal care device, it's not meant to be used on other people or animals"
Damn. So much for my plans for the local squirrel populace.
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...send this woman to me.Someone is dressed up like a cow in my lobby. It could be PJs but it does have a cow hood with horns and a tail.As long as he's wearing a mask.She... and fair point.
Could be worse I suppose could be naked.
Freehold, please re-read the other posts for complete and critical information. I'm *positive* you missed at least one really important detail.
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I started the week with four others on my crew.
Today, just Rocko. And some poor kid I ground down last year.
So Vany was pretty accurate.
"The Lawnmower 2.0 is a personal care device, it's not meant to be used on other people or animals"
Damn. So much for my plans for the local squirrel populace.
That only means that there's still room for the punt gun/voulge combo weapon I am sure you have (not) been dreaming of.
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Well, he broke a lot faster this year. I was hoping to get a couple more out of him.
Damn, I'm going to miss him, whatever his name was.
Freehold, please re-read the other posts for complete and critical information. I'm *positive* you missed at least one really important detail....send this woman to me.Someone is dressed up like a cow in my lobby. It could be PJs but it does have a cow hood with horns and a tail.As long as he's wearing a mask.She... and fair point.
Could be worse I suppose could be naked.
XD
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New Year's party went well, time to see what this year has in store.
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The boss (to me): I'm giving you the general manager's cousin on this one, so don't pull any punches!
Summer Co-worker: Oh man, Yesterday gets to punch someone!
Bob Ross Captain: It's pretty hilarious that we have one hippie working here, and he's the one running a fight club out of his truck during the winter!
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Peace love and a good butt whoopin when you have it coming.
XDFreehold, please re-read the other posts for complete and critical information. I'm *positive* you missed at least one really important detail....send this woman to me.Someone is dressed up like a cow in my lobby. It could be PJs but it does have a cow hood with horns and a tail.As long as he's wearing a mask.She... and fair point.
Could be worse I suppose could be naked.
what could I possibly have missed?
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I'm back, what did I miss in the last, like, what, year? Something like that. I've been gone because I got converted over to D&D 5E, but I've got a Starfinder project brewing now. Also I'm moving to Japan in (checks notes) three months, so that's a thing.Moving to Japan is exciting!
*sobs*
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*sobs*I'm back, what did I miss in the last, like, what, year? Something like that. I've been gone because I got converted over to D&D 5E, but I've got a Starfinder project brewing now. Also I'm moving to Japan in (checks notes) three months, so that's a thing.Moving to Japan is exciting!
Make it happen, Freehold!
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Covid test was negative!
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Okay. Its been just about 2 full weeks in what some would call paradise. I am heading back home today. Should be touching down at 940 pm or so?
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Covid test was negative!Hooray!
We were colossally stupid and seem to have dodged a bullet. I don't know that this merits cheering.
On Christmas Eve, our church hosted an outdoor, distanced Christmas Eve service where masked family groups (there were only four groups including ours, totalling 10 people) sat 18 feet apart and watched a livestream of the service in the sanctuary, but our pastor came out (masked and freshly sanitized) to distribute pre-portioned Communion. While we were all assured before the service that every possible precaution was being followed and we were all as safe as we could be, our pastor emailed us a few days later to say, "Whoops, I have Covid, as do the music director and his wife. Better get tested, folks."
The utter hubris of "Yes, we know this is something we absolutely should not do, but we can get away with it because we're somehow magically doing it better and more safely than everybody else" is not lost on me.
So far, I'm the only one who has their results back, but if I don't have it, chances are that WW and the kids don't, either. It's been nine days now and none of us has had any symptoms.
So, yes, most of the time I generally think I'm smarter than most other people, because I'm an a******, and this time, I was not only dead wrong, I was a freaking moron.
what could I possibly have missed?XDFreehold, please re-read the other posts for complete and critical information. I'm *positive* you missed at least one really important detail....send this woman to me.Someone is dressed up like a cow in my lobby. It could be PJs but it does have a cow hood with horns and a tail.As long as he's wearing a mask.She... and fair point.
Could be worse I suppose could be naked.
Fixed it with missing link.
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Covid test was negative!Hooray!We were colossally stupid and seem to have dodged a bullet. I don't know that this merits cheering.
** spoiler omitted **
So, yes, most of the time I generally think I'm smarter than most other people, because I'm an a******, and this time, I was not only dead wrong, I was a freaking moron.
I too am rolling the dice on this trip. We have taken every possible precaution for travel and while here(for the most part), but still...things could go wrong. I am going to be tested tomorrow as soon as the place opens.
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Covid test was negative!Hooray!We were colossally stupid and seem to have dodged a bullet. I don't know that this merits cheering.
** spoiler omitted **
So, yes, most of the time I generally think I'm smarter than most other people, because I'm an a******, and this time, I was not only dead wrong, I was a freaking moron.
Glad you're OK!
I also like the fact that the priest was pre-sanitised, or in other words
Pastor-ised
*Tumbleweed*
Covid test was negative!Hooray!We were colossally stupid and seem to have dodged a bullet. I don't know that this merits cheering.
** spoiler omitted **
So, yes, most of the time I generally think I'm smarter than most other people, because I'm an a******, and this time, I was not only dead wrong, I was a freaking moron.
Glad you're OK!
I also like the fact that the priest was pre-sanitised, or in other words
** spoiler omitted **
*Tumbleweed*
Have a cookie, Limey.
First fight with Mrs Sunrise this morning. We disagree on who is responsible for pre-cleaning dishes before they're loaded into the washer, so I'll be doing chores other than dishes for the immediate future.
Bleh.
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Now, I misread that as fist fight initially, which startled me for a second.
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Now, I misread that as fist fight initially, which startled me for a second.
Damn, and here I thought I had more members for my truck cab fight club.
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Impus Major and I were having a political debate and disagreeing as to whether or not taking advantage of the general public's ignorance could be classified as a "brilliant" strategy.
I described why it was, leading Impus Major to declare,
"Ah, yes. Stupidity. America's greatest natural resource."
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America will always be torn between the poles of "there's a sucker born every minute" and "you can't believe everything you hear".
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Ah, its nice and cold.
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Ah, its nice and cold.
Not cold enough. It's never cold enough.
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Ah, its nice and cold.Not cold enough. It's never cold enough.
You wouldn't say that if you've ever been to Wisconsin in January.
There is in fact a time when it's too cold, and that's usually January 14-29th.
Impus Major and I were having a political debate and disagreeing as to whether or not taking advantage of the general public's ignorance could be classified as a "brilliant" strategy.
I described why it was, leading Impus Major to declare,
"Ah, yes. Stupidity. America's greatest natural resource."
I'll buy 3!
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Impus Major and I were having a political debate and disagreeing as to whether or not taking advantage of the general public's ignorance could be classified as a "brilliant" strategy.
I described why it was, leading Impus Major to declare,
"Ah, yes. Stupidity. America's greatest natural resource."
I personally would like to be the first to welcome our new impus overlord.
My suggestion is to throw rotten fruit at the weatherman... unless he's carrying a bow and arrow. then probably don't
To obscure a reference?