
Treppa |

Stupid 5 a.m. stupid tornado sirens! Why can't storms schedule themselves more conveniently?
My favorite weird sport is sumo wrestling. I adore watching it.

Patrick Curtin |

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Morning all
Gary Teter wrote:What can I say? Curling is coool. Try watching olympic trials sometime. Who knew there would be so much yelling about broom technique?Curling is also one of those sports, like bowling, that can involve alcohol. And curling enjoys relative popularity in Canada BTW. Could be the drinking.
Fairly popular in Nova Anglia as well. There is a curling club in the town I lived in for years. I used to hide in the woods by their parking lot with friends and drink back when we were all too young to have houses. Never played it though, games with esoteric expensive equipment FTL.
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Patrick Curtin |

Now. Hmmmm. Where to put the bodies?!
1. Dig hole, five or more feet deep.
2. Place body in hole. Make sure to remove teeth and dispose of separately.2. spread 40 lb bag of powdered lime on body.
3. Heap leaves, grass and manure on top , making a mounded layer of compostable materials at least five feet high from ground level. If time permits, build an enclosure to help materials stack.
4. Let Mother Nature recycle your problem.

Kruelaid |

Kruelaid wrote:Now. Hmmmm. Where to put the bodies?!
1. Dig hole, five or more feet deep.
2. Place body in hole. Make sure to remove teeth and dispose of separately.
2. spread 40 lb bag of powdered lime on body.
3. Heap leaves, grass and manure on top , making a mounded layer of compostable materials at least five feet high from ground level. If time permits, build an enclosure to help materials stack.
4. Let Mother Nature recycle your problem.
I heard that lime thing was b+~*!~#~.

Patrick Curtin |

Patrick Curtin wrote:I heard that lime thing was b@#@&+%@.Kruelaid wrote:Now. Hmmmm. Where to put the bodies?!
1. Dig hole, five or more feet deep.
2. Place body in hole. Make sure to remove teeth and dispose of separately.
2. spread 40 lb bag of powdered lime on body.
3. Heap leaves, grass and manure on top , making a mounded layer of compostable materials at least five feet high from ground level. If time permits, build an enclosure to help materials stack.
4. Let Mother Nature recycle your problem.
Meh. I always thought it was to lessened the smell and speed decomposition. I haven't done a really in-depth study since I have yet to desire someone's discarnation ... Yet.

Bitter Thorn |

Patrick Curtin wrote:I heard that lime thing was b++%~+!#.Kruelaid wrote:Now. Hmmmm. Where to put the bodies?!
1. Dig hole, five or more feet deep.
2. Place body in hole. Make sure to remove teeth and dispose of separately.
2. spread 40 lb bag of powdered lime on body.
3. Heap leaves, grass and manure on top , making a mounded layer of compostable materials at least five feet high from ground level. If time permits, build an enclosure to help materials stack.
4. Let Mother Nature recycle your problem.
I believe lye is the term you were looking for.
I think this method would work quite well.

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Patrick Curtin wrote:I heard that lime thing was b+%@&+@@.Kruelaid wrote:Now. Hmmmm. Where to put the bodies?!
1. Dig hole, five or more feet deep.
2. Place body in hole. Make sure to remove teeth and dispose of separately.
2. spread 40 lb bag of powdered lime on body.
3. Heap leaves, grass and manure on top , making a mounded layer of compostable materials at least five feet high from ground level. If time permits, build an enclosure to help materials stack.
4. Let Mother Nature recycle your problem.
Watched a deer disintegrate over 3 months' time. Barely even stank. It's now a skull and bones.

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:7 pm.
Still 100 degrees.
ugh.....At least there's not a hole in the ceiling under your AC unit.
I also had to Google moogle.
Kruely: hee-hee! Yeah, looks made to appeal to little girls.
What the frak is wrong with all you people. Ever heard of VIDEO GAMES?!???!?

Patrick Curtin |

Great googly moogly!
I smelled something cooking, and I looked to see
That's when I found out, they were cooking me!Great Googly Moogly!
Get me Outta here!