At the moment I'd be happy to work for $17 for an eight hour day...
As long as the work wouldn't be naked! $17 for a day of being naked is much too low...
Note this is second TotP where nakedness is linked to profit.
I recall some article I read a few days ago where it was noted that in Poland women usually enter porn industry for money while men are doing it primarily for fun...
Nekkidness has been linked to profit for many, many years.....
More often it is profit that is linked with nekkidness...
Male part of my Forgotten Realms PF party seriously considered investing money into development of brothel. Party fighter (a former city guard from Baldur's Gate) suggested opening a brothel to a acquaintance city guards who were wondering what to do with great sum of money (party burned down a ruin infested by kobolds without finding a cache of valuables in the cellar, later those guardsmen found it and sold becoming quite rich in the process).
For a time two or three party members planned to invest their money as well, but they decided to invest them into new equipment instead (a shiny +1 mithral full plate for the fighter for example) so the guardsmen are starting the business alone. Still the fighter offered to work as a bouncer in brothel while the halfling warlock plans to keep an eye on the brothel to make sure it will become a high quality institution worthy of his ego (and Sune's blessing).
Aberzombie, while I was helping stamp books at my FLCS for Free Comic Book Day, I worked with someone who could be a cousin of yours. I did a double take when he walked up to the table.Probably my cousin Alfie "Barnacle Bunions" Abercrombie. He's been known to wander your neck of the woods, looking for wayward travelers to demonstrate his taxidermy skills on.....
He was really clever, then. He introduced himself as "Pete".
[Jeremy Clarkson's voice] Butter 2, margarine zilch! [/Jeremy Clarkson's voice]
Stop stealing my alias.
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Salt on everything?
Salt on everything?
My kinda salt....
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If that the salt, then I'm cutting out sodium.Salt on everything?My kinda salt....
more for me...
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Salt and Pepa...
Here! And we're in effect! Want you to push it babe!
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Male part of my Forgotten Realms PF party seriously considered investing money into development of brothel. Party fighter (a former city guard from Baldur's Gate) suggested opening a brothel to a acquaintance city guards who were wondering what to do with great sum of money (party burned down a ruin infested by kobolds without finding a cache of valuables in the cellar, later those guardsmen found it and sold becoming quite rich in the process).
For a time two or three party members planned to invest their money as well, but they decided to invest them into new equipment instead (a shiny +1 mithral full plate for the fighter for example) so the guardsmen are starting the business alone. Still the fighter offered to work as a bouncer in brothel while the halfling warlock plans to keep an eye on the brothel to make sure it will become a high quality institution worthy of his ego (and Sune's blessing).
The wife once played a Sharessan cleric who worked as a prostitute, at least until she made enough money to buy the brothel she worked at. Then she became a madam.
As long as the work wouldn't be naked! $17 for a day of being naked is much too low...
I'm a welder, so naked welding could hurt.
As long as the work wouldn't be naked! $17 for a day of being naked is much too low...I'm a welder, so naked welding could hurt.
I have some idea about that - one of my players (the halfling warlock from the post above) is welder.
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If that the salt, then I'm cutting out sodium.Salt on everything?My kinda salt....
That kind of salt is a little too high in silicone content
My oracle managed to take down three monsters in one round through cheap use of Silence.
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My oracle managed to take down three monsters in one round through cheap use of Silence.I love it when you can pull a quickie with the simple spells. ;)
Fixed it.
Welp, lost my first character!
That kind of salt is a little too high in silicone contentIf that the salt, then I'm cutting out sodium.Salt on everything?My kinda salt....
What? I don't think she's had the surgery. I'll have to research this post haste!
Today I learned how reach works.
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Today I learned how reach works.
That fits nicely on a headstone.
Well...nothing like making stupid postmortem decisions!
And my April shipment didn't make it out of the Paizo warehouse before the weekend. *
good morning FaWtL
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Wait until you get married and have kids, then when you can't go out and do anything you just won't have anything better to do. :/I have now beat Skyrim so many times that when I put it in the system it begs me not to hurt it again.Man, I wish I had that kind of time...
I don't go out as it is. More so than ever before, recently. Sometimes Wayfinder editing makes me very sad.
At this point, the chances of me getting married and having kids are about as big as the chances of the Ottawa Senators winning the World Series. And yes, I do know that's a hockey team, thank you very much.
Dammit. I won't get a ride to a friend's birthday party today... Argh. Bus tickets to get there will stab my wallet, beat it with a stick and leave crying in the dark.
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tonight we go to a concert by Unheilig, Sabine's favorite band, they are Neue Deutsche Härte, like Rammstein but softer and a bit more mainstream but their singer "Der Graf" has the raputationof a really good live frontman
Welp, lost my first character!
:(
Sometimes Wayfinder editing makes me very sad.
How so? At least so far, I've had a delightful time with my editing.
tonight we go to a concert by Unheilig, Sabine's favorite band, they are Neue Deutsche Härte, like Rammstein but softer and a bit more mainstream but their singer "Der Graf" has the raputationof a really good live frontman
Have fun!
Dammit. I won't get a ride to a friend's birthday party today... Argh. Bus tickets to get there will stab my wallet, beat it with a stick and leave crying in the dark.
Er, well, I hope you have a good time at the party at least.
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Muahahaha! Cunning, charm and a bit of geography checking wins again*! I will get a ride from different friends and probably ride back - I'll have to take a bus to the meeting point but that will be 2,8 zloty instead of 11,8... My wallet no longer looks on me with hatred, now it is only mild sadness.
Today's monster is a piscine planar pilgrim.
Editorial sense tingling... :P
Damage Reduction: I assume that DR 10/magic and unaligned means that the weapon cannot have chaotic, evil, good or lawful traits. I think it would be good to make special ability entry to make that clear as it is non-standard DR.
A few minor things:
- regular Pathfinder notation for telepathy does not use brackets for its range so it should be Languages ...; telepathy 120 feet.
- Spell-like abilities lack (CL xxth). [I looked through some bestiary entries, even creatures that have CL equal to their HD, like bearded devil, marid or shaitan have CL listed).
- Planar strike allows Fortitude saving throw for half damage. With rules as currently written it won't affect undeads and constructs because they are explicitly immune to effects that allow Fortitude save that do not state they affect objects. I wonder if it is deliberate choice or incidental.
Summon relativity salmon: Range should be either close or 30 feet but it can't be both at the same time* - close spell range is already defined as 25 feet plus 5 feet per two levels.
Yes Taig, you can take retribution on me for that while editing my beasties... :P
Also, I love plane-hopping monsters :D
Welp, lost my first character!:(
Eh, it was my own darned fault. Outright moved when I should've just taken a five-foot, got badly critted...and went from full to negative in a single round.
And now I know that reach is bad.
Can't wait for next session. My character made some...interesting choices that are definitely going to earn some...friendly in-character discussion.
I do not like margarine.
Ever since I learned that it is one molecule away from plastic, is black when manufactured and the yellow coloring is added later, and that if you leave it outside even the bugs won't touch it, I just, don't, eat it.
;P
Butter for the win!
Annnnd,... reach is bad, very bad, (unless YOUR pc is the one with reach!) :)
Today's monster is a piscine planar pilgrim.Editorial sense tingling... :P
Damage Reduction: I assume that DR 10/magic and unaligned means that the weapon cannot have chaotic, evil, good or lawful traits. I think it would be good to make special ability entry to make that clear as it is non-standard DR.
A few minor things:
- regular Pathfinder notation for telepathy does not use brackets for its range so it should be Languages ...; telepathy 120 feet.
- Spell-like abilities lack (CL xxth). [I looked through some bestiary entries, even creatures that have CL equal to their HD, like bearded devil, marid or shaitan have CL listed).
- Planar strike allows Fortitude saving throw for half damage. With rules as currently written it won't affect undeads and constructs because they are explicitly immune to effects that allow Fortitude save that do not state they affect objects. I wonder if it is deliberate choice or incidental.Summon relativity salmon: Range should be either close or 30 feet but it can't be both at the same time* - close spell range is already defined as 25 feet plus 5 feet per two levels.
** spoiler omitted **
Yes Taig, you can take retribution on me for that while editing my beasties... :P
Also, I love plane-hopping monsters :D
Thanks, Drejk!
There's some cleanup that's necessary when converting from HeroLab, and I missed a couple of things (telepathy, CL). I will fix those things and reconsider planar strike.
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Wait until you get married and have kids, then when you can't go out and do anything you just won't have anything better to do. :/I have now beat Skyrim so many times that when I put it in the system it begs me not to hurt it again.Man, I wish I had that kind of time...I don't go out as it is. More so than ever before, recently. Sometimes Wayfinder editing makes me very sad.
At this point, the chances of me getting married and having kids are about as big as the chances of the Ottawa Senators winning the World Series. And yes, I do know that's a hockey team, thank you very much.
I used to think the same thing, Shiny. Didn't meet the right gal until I was in my late 20s, didn't start dating her until I was nearly 30. Didn't get married to her until I was 35. And didn't become a father for the first time until I was 38.