Last one to post wins

[Message board troll]

*wraps his blankey around his neck like a cape* 'ERE I COME PRETTY LADY!!! *jumps off building*

[Gorilla Grodd]

What was I THINKING!?

*Face palms.*

[Alastor Solrider]

You weren't... As usual...

[Gorilla Grodd]

You like Magic?

"Why you gotta be so, roo-oo-oode?"

[Alastor Solrider]

Because the world deserves.

[Message board troll]

SPLAT!!!!!! *dies*

[Alastor Solrider]

Tsc... Someone clean these troll innards from the sidewalks... Where is that blond girl?

[Wylliam Harrison]

Cleanup crew, over here! As you can see, you've got some work to do, mopping up troll blood.

[Alastor Solrider]

I'm too good to touch this mess... You're the walking home appliance... Do your job and clean this up.

[GoatToucher]

Pity about your genitals.

[Wylliam Harrison]

Win 2.1 BETA, i hold it now.

[Triphoppenskip]

EEEWWWW troll splatter.

[Alastor Solrider]

Away with thee, mickey mouse...

[Gorilla Grodd]

For the last time, I turned them permanently into gorillas!

[Alastor Solrider]

Your definition of "permanently" seems a bit too generous.

[Capt. Marv]

So does that make him a Ratilla?

[Alastor Solrider]

Makes him an aberration.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

For once, longshanks has point. But he still lose to goblins.

[Auriea]

:floats to the ground, safely touching down:
Poor poor troll. This is why it is a nice thing being one of my kind!
:casts prestidigitation on MBT's corpse:

[Molten Dragon]

What did I miss? Not the win apparently....

[Message board troll]

Yawn. Dat wuz a good nap,

[Gorilla Grodd]

Ferocious George, for napping on the job you must thwack either yourself or one of your teammates over the back of the head.

[Message board troll]

HEY PRIVATE TINY DA BOSS HAS A JOB FOR YA GIT OVER HERE!!!!!

[Alastor Solrider]

Rats, goblins and monkeys... I'll grab my flamethrower.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Longshank not worthy of flamez, ZORONGAL FIRE!!!!! *overpowered burning hands in Alastor's face*

[Gorilla Grodd]

Nice! Burn the filthy human!

[Auron Luckstride]

As if some 3rd degree burn could diminish my impeccable beauty...

[Message board troll]

Hmmmm. I'm out til youse guys get all dis fire slingin outta yer systems.

[Alastor Solrider]

The night is mine!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fine - but I get the gloaming!

[Auriea]

:tackles A pastor, and proceeds to fly to the win:
Passing by IHIYC! I'm off to the win again!
:it seems that Auriea has taken Alastor's pants:

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Fine, girl have longshanks' pants, but Poog in winning place.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I Hide In Auriea's Closet long enough to steal all HER pants! Then I wear them on my head! And I visit Poog and Gorilla Grodd and The Fiend Fantastic and put a pair of her pants on each of THEIR heads! HAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

[Alastor Solrider]

I'm proud of my magnificent thighs. You can keep my pants, blondie... I'll have the win.

[VRMH]

No shoes, no pants, no service.
And no win!

[Alastor Solrider]

You were saying?

[Draklor Ribiera]

Pants...made of calamari.

Why is no one doing it as I speak?

Never mind, winning is gratification enough.

[Alastor Solrider]

Indeed it is.

[Gorilla Grodd]

*Assumes a cheesy, fake, foreign accent.*

Hello! I'm your new neighbour and I wear trousers on my head!

*Puts a comb between nose and mouth.*

I'm Italian!

(Just to be clear, this is meant as a joke. It's not meant to be offensive in anyway.)

[Wylliam Harrison]

I am winning again, how convenient.

[Alastor Solrider]

Oh, yeah? Santa Claus is not real!

[Gorilla Grodd]

Neither is the win! Or any of us, for that matter!

[Alastor Solrider]

Speak for yourself...

[Waterhammer]

Slap yo mammy!

[Gorilla Grodd]

That's telling him!

[Ms. Pleiades]

Victory is mine!

[Message board troll]

Alastor Solrider wrote:

Oh, yeah? Santa Claus is not real!

*sniffs* But...but...WAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[Triphoppenskip]

If Santa isn't real then who just brought me the win?

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Nobody bring you win, but....Poog wins again.

[Alastor Solrider]

Triphoppenskip wrote:

If Santa isn't real then who just brought me the win?

Sandy Claws... But he delivered it to me.