Last one to post wins

[Tirq]

Erm...

I think you mean Castigation...

[gran rey de los stereo]

Nope. Snip snip.

[The Mad Badger]

Man poor Tirq ... Hmm should I let him think he won... nope still the winner here.

[Charles Scholz]

The Mad Badger wrote:

Man poor Tirq ... Hmm should I let him think he won... nope still the winner here.

Wrong Again!

[Quiche Lisp]

Double wrong !

And before you ask : no, that doesn't make one right.

The rightful winner is of course Quiche Lisp, fancy bald gourmet of teh Win !

[Charles Scholz]

You are correct. You are double wrong.

[Tirq]

Two Wrongs don't make a Right.

Ah, but do two Wrights make an airplane?

[Charles Scholz]

So long as they were not wight Wrights.

[Tirq]

And only if their Ghoulfriends didn't help them.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Are the Wight Brothers allowed to seek assistance from their Fiends with Benefits?

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Weight, no they donut.

[DJ-Bogie]

Donut they get to phone a Fiend? To deny them would be Cruller.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Depending on the 'fiend' it might be Cruller to allow them to call.

[DJ-Bogie]

1-800-Soul-Eaters

[Conman the Bardbarian]

And being a fiend I was hoping I could call collect.

[gran rey de los stereo]

That's too fiendish.

[DJ-Bogie]

Aw, go for it!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Do people even call collect anymore?

[Conman the Bardbarian]

There's probably an app for that.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Probably. There's an app for pretty much everything.

Except winning.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Yeah, I announced that I was here winning on foursquare.

[gran rey de los everything]

Actually, there is an app for winning. I wrote it but I haven't distributed it. That way I keep all the win,

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Pull the other one.

[gran rey de los stereo]

No.

[Tirq]

Cause you're still the one that makes me glad!
Still the one, you're my better half.
We're still having fun, and you're still the one.

[Charles Scholz]

Поблагодарить вас

[Tirq]

нет проблем ;)

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Moving on...

[Adequate Duck]

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

[Ninjaotic]

I think that duck just got ninja'd by a chicken...

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Poultry no Jutsu!

[Ninjaotic]

*bows*

I believe these are your glasses.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

What are you trying to say?

[Ninjaotic]

I have your glasses.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Obscure webcomics do not work on me!

[gran rey de los surround sound]

If you have to fight one of the ducks, don't fight Adequate. He may be proficient in wing-to-wing combat. Less-Than-Adequate, on the other hand, may simply fling himself down the stairs repeatedly until you get tired of waiting and give up.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I'm a lover, not a fighter. Besides, I have a hefty amount of money set aside for assassinations.

[gran rey de los mono]

Give it to me and I'll be sure the ducks rarely bother you again.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Nope. I only hire union assassins.

[gran rey de los everything]

Pay me enough and I'll assassinate an entire union.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I'd need to see credentials first.

[gran rey de los stereo]

Well, I could get you some references, but I killed them all.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

That's a poor way to get a job.

[Tirq]

Wait a second... I'm one of gran's references!

I'll vouch for him. He did a good job killing my character. I have to say, I don't think any of the party members will be able to link it to me.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

He did it!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

While it is true that you have no character, I can't, in good conscience, just hire someone off the street to do mah killins.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

What's science got to do with it. The way of the Ninja! That's the way for some killins.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Are you free Saturday at 12:30? Some of my employees need some training.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

I don't doo diapers. I'm grown up now.

[Ninjaotic]

I apologize for my dimwitted friend. He doesn't actually know the way of the ninja. Just the way to the bathroom.