Nothing else matters
I have achieved victory
My win is priceless.
You have no such win
For I have stolen your win
It is mine for now
What was yours is mine
Do not cry about your loss
Try better next time
You! You fiendish fiend!
You have stolen what was once
my only prize! For Shame.
There will be others
For you to rejoice over
But this win is mine
I doubt that very much.
Can you not see your own shame?
I will take the win.
I do not feel shame
It is only a weakness
Reserved for losers
Again I see, Tirq,
That we resort to haiku
To solve our problems
Haiku is awesome
but I am not all that good
at them, like you are
It is not about
How well you convey your words
But that they are said
And totally listen to some Shakuhachi (Japanese flute) music while writing haikus.
Edit: A recommendation.
I'll gladly take advice
and thank you for the music
I will treasure them
If we strive to see
The world outside of our own
Then we all shall win
-sneaks away with the win while the others Haiku Duel-
OH NO YOU DO NOT!!
I think she's trying to steal
the win for herself!
Hey Lupi Rhatwell
You cannot just take the win
That was quite unkind
It was severly
unkind. Try asking for it,
then take it, ok?
I apologize.
But if I ask you say no
That is the problem.
My dear friend, Lupi,
did you not know? Ask and you
shall recieve. Most likely.
That is not quite so,
as it is not how this works,
the victor is last.
The victor may be
the last to post, but asking
might just do wonders.
Well, here I go, then:
Might I have the win rightly?
I promise prudence.
I'll give it to you
on one important rule, you
must post last, okay?
Tirq, you are a card
Having Lupi Rhatwell ask
For what must be won
NO!!! MY ONE WEAKNESS!! HAIKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm melting, I'm melting....
A puddle on the
Sidewalk, oh I guess it's gran
I'll get my good boots
Your good boots, they won't
stop you from loosing. Why not
give up now, Chiken?
Flark snork stinkorkle
Flibberty quark quork dadirk
Flirp flarp snerkledark
*wins haiku*
Pathetic duckling
Probably would be better
In an orange sauce
I have a feeling that he would make a less-than-adequate duck a la orange.
Your comment is not
In the form of a haiku
Therefore you just lost
Chicken From Bristol
Must soon face his nemesis
Norman the Hedgehog
There, nekkid haiku. You happy?
Yes I am happy since I won.
That's not a Haiku.
You have just lost the game.
Neener, Neener, Nee.
Nope I pretty much have won again. I am a Mad Badger I don't do haiku.
You don't do Haiku?
For shame, Mad Badger, for shame.
I'll just take the win.
Only to give it back to me.
Hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss
Hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss
Hiss hiss hiss my win.
Still mine
Just in case
You weren't aware.
Five/seven/five yo
Let me break it down for ya
You can't win, gangsta
I win
Not you
I can rhyme
So I can't Haiku
I can't rhyme, DJ
So here's a haiku for you
I win yet again
And you lose yet again. Now go sit in a corner and behave or you will have to Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
And now for something completely different...
I win.
Flip flappin brobdingnagian scripple scarp!
A tower stands on the edge of time
And then, as time wears inexorabably onward, topples off the edge into the abyss that is human consciousness.
Down in front! It's Grand Magus' story time.
It hard to be the winner all the time
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