And the shoggoth said "RROOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"
And I said, "whatever!"
And the shoggoth said "RROOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"
And I said, "whatever!"
I forsee great things from this topic and approve highly.
There was this time when I was a player in Masks where my Ex-British Army Officer PC and his heavily armed Cambridge University rugby team friends (the big game hunter and explorer PCs) snuck into the basement of the JuJu house during a cult meeting and (stealthily) pulled aside the curtain revealing the cultists celebrating the capture of the private eye PC (aka the mine detector: He originally got captured by walking into the JuJu house and asking - I swear - "You wouldn't happen to know of any cults around here, would you?"). The combat played out as follows:
Army officer: I throw the jerry can of petrol into the fire with the cultists dancing around it [roll dice: 02 - impale the throw check]
Big game hunter: I let the priest have it - both barrels [roll dice: 01 - impales... with an elephant gun!]
Explorer: I shoot the cultist with the knife next to the private eye [roll dice: 02 - impales with a .303 rifle]
Brief pause for detonation and screaming. PCs drop rifles and draw service revolvers. Next round. By now most of the surviving cultists are on fire.
Army officer: I step into the room, pistol drawn and yell "Nobody Move! We're British!"
Keeper: "Oh dear God..."
Unfortunately things went a little down hill from there on out. After rescuing the PI, we escaped and got into the getaway car (luckily, being experienced investigators we had made the necessary modifications and removed all the rear view mirrors so the driver couldn't see what was chasing us - preventing any unfortunate San loss incidents). At this point, the surviving cultists had regrouped and sent a Hunting Horror after us. The party beat an ignominious retreat across the Brooklyn Bridge with the Hunting Horror in pursuit and the elephant gun weilding game hunter leaning out the back window shouting "Slow Down, damn you! I'm going to have that bugger's head for my wall!"
Those were the days!
Jesus SAVES.... Rolls the ball out to Allah, Allah moves up through the midfield and crosses to Buddha, Buddha hemmed in by the defence chips over the head of Moloch to Sol Invictus, Sol Invictus is sprinting towards the goal Sol Invictus shoots .... Goaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll.....
And the crowd goes wild.....ly insane thanks to Cthulu the popcorn vendor!
CTHULUCORN - NOW WITH SHOGGOTH SAUCE!
Do you mind if my brother Yog and I set up shop in here?
Jesus SAVES.... Rolls the ball out to Allah, Allah moves up through the midfield and crosses to Buddha, Buddha hemmed in by the defence chips over the head of Moloch to Sol Invictus, Sol Invictus is sprinting towards the goal Sol Invictus shoots .... Goaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll.....
Divinty F.C. have been really upping their game this season. They could go all the way, though the Shub-Niggurath Kids from Westbrom are really on form.
Jesus SAVES.... Rolls the ball out to Allah, Allah moves up through the midfield and crosses to Buddha, Buddha hemmed in by the defence chips over the head of Moloch to Sol Invictus, Sol Invictus is sprinting towards the goal Sol Invictus shoots .... Goaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll.....Divinty F.C. have been really upping their game this season. They could go all the way, though the Shub-Niggurath Kids from Westbrom are really on form.
They still have to watch West Abyss United they have a made strong showing their only problem is Satan and Lucifer face suspension for dirty play and attempting to bribe the ref.
Olympus F.C is having problems due to the GFC gate takings are down, and their top Star Zeus is talking about going over to Roma, the Roma fans call him Jove and are pushing hard for either Roma to buy out Olympus or for some sort of a merger.
Atheists City FC are all brilliant but some of them like their star player Hawkings doesn't have the legs for a full game and often Dawkins doesn't believe that he should be out there. Although he is at his most dangerous when he proves that the divine is nothing but a social construct to fill gaps in our ignorance of the scientific truth, thus leaving the field open and the goal mouth vulnerable.
Agnostics United you can never tell if they are going to turn up either metaphysically or physically, they deserve their rankings.
:-)
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Jesus SAVES.... Rolls the ball out to Allah, Allah moves up through the midfield and crosses to Buddha, Buddha hemmed in by the defence chips over the head of Moloch to Sol Invictus, Sol Invictus is sprinting towards the goal Sol Invictus shoots .... Goaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll.....
No wonder I'm an atheist, if all the gods are playing soccer...
[No wonder I'm an atheist, if all the gods are playing soccer...
You're a lapsed atheist, dearie.
... luckily, being experienced investigators we had made the necessary modifications and removed all the rear view mirrors so the driver couldn't see what was chasing us - preventing any unfortunate San loss incidents ...
Those were the days!
Yay this is a good way to get noobs. Just when they think they are speeding away - *zap*!! ... drool, drool, drool.
That's what she said.
"The Messiah is comming,
Hastur! Hastur! Has... Meow?
Fortunately Jesus can save me from being Cthulu's sandwich so it's all good.
Fortunately Jesus can save me from being Cthulhu's sandwich so it's all good.
Nyarlathotep can also save you from becoming a Cthulhu snack.
Fortunately Jesus can save me from being Cthulhu's sandwich so it's all good.Nyarlathotep can also save you from becoming a Cthulhu snack.
Yog Sothoth can save you from Cthulhu by erasing you from Time and Space!
<loses 1d100 Sanity and runs around screeeeaaaming>
Can I have a supersized #5 combo with an orange drink.
No wonder I'm an atheist, if all the gods are playing soccer...
{hands HD a vuvuzela}
{broadens her diaphragm, inhales deeply, and imagines her mouth is a cathedral... shouts:} {crowd roars as Osiris fumbles his kick}
No wonder I'm an atheist, if all the gods are playing soccer...{hands HD a vuvuzela}
{broadens her diaphragm, inhales deeply, and imagines her mouth is a cathedral... shouts:} {crowd roars as Osiris fumbles his kick}
You...can BROADEN that?! o_O
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You...can BROADEN that?! o_ONo wonder I'm an atheist, if all the gods are playing soccer...{hands HD a vuvuzela}
{broadens her diaphragm, inhales deeply, and imagines her mouth is a cathedral... shouts:} {crowd roars as Osiris fumbles his kick}
Sure. Can't you? Puffins need for going deep.
For fish you pervert! >:(
My favorite episode of "1000 way to die"?
The one where the annoying fan with a vuvuzela dies of an aneurysm caused by him blowing on the damn thing constantly and with vigor.
My favorite one was of the guy being suctioned to death by his hot tub. Second favorite is the #1 death, which is a japanese couple so nervous about having sex/losing their virginity they died whilst attempting.
In my Homebrew Cosmology Samir Nasri has just passed the Test of the Starstone
Unfortunately he passed it to Bendtner who missed.
Again.
Bendtner is not a god.
Still, all you heathens better watch out. Especially once Vermalean gets healthy again.
With Walcott, Denilson and Wilshere growing up -- the League shall belong to us.
Change those names and that statement sounds very familiar. Now, if you don't mind I'll step into a corner on Anfield Road and continue crying until John Barnes and Ian Rush gets reincarnated.
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My favorite one was of the guy being suctioned to death by his hot tub. Second favorite is the #1 death, which is a japanese couple so nervous about having sex/losing their virginity they died whilst attempting.My favorite episode of "1000 way to die"?
The one where the annoying fan with a vuvuzela dies of an aneurysm caused by him blowing on the damn thing constantly and with vigor.
My number two was the chick who threw her boyfriend out of the tent because he was inept in bed, and, without his added weight, the tent was lifted by the wind, taking her over a quarter mile and dropping her on a house from a considerable elevation.