Kinky Paladins

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I was thinking about a gnome paladin with a "likes sniffing saddles" fetish.
Any problems?

[Celestial Healer]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I was thinking about a gnome paladin with a "likes sniffing saddles" fetish.

Any problems?

Do you have this paladin's number?

Rawr.

[Mephistopheles, Lord of the 8th]

Why can't I ever get any paladins? F~*#ing Assmodius.

[Morally confused Paladin]

"Whats wrong with liking to wear nice things? Soft lacy things? And a little lipstick ?"

[Kajehase]

Morally confused Paladin wrote:

"Whats wrong with liking to wear nice things? Soft lacy things? And a little lipstick ?"

Nothing at all. As long as you use product from Iomedae-approved brands.

[Oziap]

it's fabulous!

[The Ettercap]

The newest revisition of the Code of Conduct commands thee to keep such questions to the "Is this an evil act?" until we have 1000 posts or you will fall. This is the word of the Society of Very Strict Meta-Gamers!

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

What about a Pally with a Machine gun.... Would that be EVIL?

[Tensor]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I was thinking about a gnome paladin with a "likes sniffing saddles" fetish.

Any problems?

This is a symptom of greater psychological disorders, and if the paladin's god does not grant him the strength to grow and heal. Well, he should just stop being a paladin any longer, and go into the internet pr0n business.

[CourtFool]

You mean Cure Disease doesn't cure homosexuality?

Frak.

[Tensor]

CourtFool wrote:

You mean Cure Disease doesn't cure homosexuality?

Frak.

Is it a fetish?

[Nebulous_Mistress]

Only so long as the saddle says it's okay. Otherwise he falls.

[Paladin of Cayden Cailean]

<Strolls into thread, wearing no pants and carrying a bottle of Bick 4 leather conditioner...>

[Montalve]

we request that Calistria be given paladins..
who better to admonish and punish those who fell from the faith...

zon-kuthon says he deserves some too.. but they would be more... hardcore

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Morally confused Paladin wrote:

"Whats wrong with liking to wear nice things? Soft lacy things? And a little lipstick ?"

I didn't know Morally Confused Paladins were eligible for levels in the Morally Confused Lumberjack PrC? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[JMD031]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Morally confused Paladin wrote:

"Whats wrong with liking to wear nice things? Soft lacy things? And a little lipstick ?"

I didn't know Morally Confused Paladins were eligible for levels in the Morally Confused Lumberjack PrC? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Oh he's a paladin and that's ok

He smites all day and sleeps all night

He cuts down fiends, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wildflowers
He puts on women's clothing
and hangs around in bars?