lucky7 is banned for being a bad dog.
lucky7 is banned for shedding on the carpet.
lucky7 is banned for not clinging tenaciously to my buttocks.
lucky7 is banned because, y'know, I'm Batman.
Lucky7 is banned, because I'm not gloomy Batmany-man nor Supersquare Man but I'm Quiche Lisp and I'm armed with a ban-hammer the size of my ego (tremble and weep, mortals !).
Quiche Lisp is banned because real roleplayers don't eat quiche.
YAAR, lucky7 be banned fer tryin' ta steal me BOOTY!!!
lucky7 is banned for trying and failing to be a Big Bad Wolf.
Charles Scholz is banned because he isn't Charlie Brown.
lucky7 is banned for not sharing the pie.
lucky7 is banned for inviting his teddy's uncle.
lucky7 is banned for stealing my invitation and replacing it with Folger's Crystals. I hate coffee.
Charles Scholz is banned for having a name similar to Charles Shultz, the creator of Peanuts, which reminds me of Sunday morning comics, which reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes. I miss Calvin and Hobbes.
I met the little tick, once (Calvin). He was infuriating !
Hobbes was cool, though, except for his bizarre taste in sandwiches.
Ho, and Uncle Teddy is banned for trying to mollify me with comics reminiscing !
Quiche Lisp is banned because my name is almost calvin hobbes!
You're banned for symetry's sake, Gruumash (check the "last one to post WINS !" thread) !
Quiche Lisp is banned for insulting Calvin and Hobbes and because I can't think of any other reason to ban him at the moment.
Uncle Teddy is banned because he should have thought of a better reason.
Little Skylard is banned so she has a taste of her own medicine (or is Skylark a hunky male ? Damned intarweb !)
Quiche Lisp is banned for being concerned about Little Skylark's gender. One should not care about such things when they ban.
Lucky& is banned for attempting to bring down the bureaucracy. We all need more red tape.
I ban the red tape !