She was here from Friday through Tuesday. We had a wonderful time.My X-Box live membership is activated and I can now access NetFlix on my X-Box as well as chat with karen on my laptop. SWEET!!!Have you met her yet?
Pics or it didn't happen.
And Google delivered.The Will of Solnes and the Might of Moorluck are all that keep this place clean.Maybe that's why I've been slacking. I want pure unadulterated flarmin' flarmin' filth!
Oh yes, it did. I waffled until I turned blue in the face.
I am not joking. See my avatar? BLUE IN THE FACE!
Change is over rated.I'll tell you what's broken: all these new avatars attached to the names of people I'm supposed to know. Please fix this. It makes Butterfrog's picture obsolete.w00t! And now it's fixed and I can pretend it was never broken in the first place.Congrats! On what I am unsure of. But hey as long as it works right?
Unless it comes out of my pocket in the wash. I feel a couple cents richer.
Damn, I'm good. I'm glad I made wisdom my dump stat, not charisma...Speaking of, can you share me your 'evidence'? :PWant me to send it to your phone or email?
Warning, it isn't impressive.
I don't do picture phone as I don't have an account. I have an oldschool flip phone past its prime.
But since you put it that way... let me hem and haw for awhile.
Do you have some ice cream? That way when the fire comes in the morning I can at least say, "Come on ice cream!!!".BT, you are going to regret it much sooner than that. If you only knew the wretched power of the blue waffle.Anybody else want blueberry waffles?I'm good. I just had chili and cheese with some habanero sauce called "After Death" It's not as insane as "Religious Experience!", but It's damned hot!
I'm going to regret this in the morning!
ZOMG! This is wrong on so many levels. I'm going to cry. I thought TAD was the champion, but this trumps everything I lamblast him for.
Hehehe
And to think we have a ursine to thank for its origin to our psyche. And who said irony is a dead scene?
ROFLMAO!Do you have some ice cream? That way when the fire comes in the morning I can at least say, "Come on ice cream!!!".BT, you are going to regret it much sooner than that. If you only knew the wretched power of the blue waffle.Anybody else want blueberry waffles?I'm good. I just had chili and cheese with some habanero sauce called "After Death" It's not as insane as "Religious Experience!", but It's damned hot!
I'm going to regret this in the morning!
Glad I'm not the only one. What makes this even more fncking hilarious is that one of us is not on the same page. I'm crying.
There's a script just waiting to be written.
Do you have some ice cream? That way when the fire comes in the morning I can at least say, "Come on ice cream!!!".Oh, hey, I love that song.
....and it gets worse. A theme song to go with the segue cut-away.
And James Wood.I'd rather follow a Reese's trail. It worked for E.T.I dropped an M&M and was sad that it might have landed on the floor. I was happy that it landed on my chair. Why is it that a chair seat seems cleaner than the floor?Scatters more M&Ms on the floor of the thread.
Crap. The reference escapes me. Can I buy a vowel?
I could use one of those. Or two. Perhaps three.... or four?Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?I'm hedging my bets and collecting the vig on that theorem. Which is why I'm being made to do this for the next six weeks beginning this Friday. :/
I won't lie; I'm kind of edgy about it. The guy I was talking to was very nice on the phone. Apparently, he lives within miles of me.
What perturbed me was he said on a couple of times "we're going to help you reach your potential and take control of everything that God has given you."
And it has nothing to do with me being an atheist; anyone who knows me should be well aware that saying such in passing doesn't phase me.
There's a movement or two that I'm actually thinking of, but their name currently escapes me. It's ... how should I say it ... cultish?
Then again, insurance did approve it. *shrug* I'll find out on Friday.
So surgery then?They waffled.That's where they weep from??? That can't have evolved.It was the chicken that came first. Problem solved. Creationists scramble after weeping torrentially from their manginas.Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?Dkkyjrukdjkd fekjrhebfne. YAH!!!!!
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If there's anything resembling powder on that, I'm walking the other way. Quickly. Unlike Lot's wife, I'm not looking back.
When you say that you have to stick you pinky up or it's not a proper crown unit.I sometimes click on this thread just to see how high the postcount will be after a certain period of time. I'm making a FAWTL unit of time.Just like s!*&load is a standardized system of measurement.
Or another phrase I forgot to mention.
"When in doubt, stick your pinky finger out."
I think someone commented on the sock puppet thread that mine was, well..., suitable.You just don't fnck with perfection.So, who kept their avvies?
Sharoth, Mairkurion, Flash, E7, Studpffin...anyone else?
I'll have to check it the next day. After I wrap this thread, I'm waaaaay past bedtime and will be up in four hours. :/
Why do I check this thread right before I go to bed again? Oh yeah, it's to give my subconscious plenty more material to work with. ;P
The question is whether I'm good for your subconscious playground.
TERRIBILIS EST LOCUS ISTE!
...and I made it. Frightfully so.
Ciao! Until next whim.
*blink*
Morning folks. Another day, another lack of dollars . ..
*blink*
Anybody else want blueberry waffles?
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I have a story to tell you about me, an ex and being the only two in a theater...If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?If there's a movie scheduled to begin and no one buys a ticket, does it actually run?
I feel bad for whomever sat in your seats fir the next showing. :)
Good morning folks. Let's go and see what the hell work was smoking when they made my schedule for today, shall we?
Whoa man! Bong hit?
Anybody else want blueberry waffles?
Ugh! What he said, plus....
Good morning Patrick. Hope your day goes well.
It should be OK. My wife has the day off after a brutal 11-hour shift prefaced by a ten-hour shift the day before. Plus, they were readying for a white-glove inspection by the #3 bigwig from their company when one of the many idiot stoner kids they are forced to hire left the freezer off all day, ruining all the frozen goods.
*sigh*
I swear, when I see these kids today slips into grognard mode ...
Why is it that they seem to have to be high or drunk 24-7? At work? Why do they go on 'cigarette breaks' to drink and smoke weed? When did this become socially acceptable? And perscription pills? For a country with supposedly lousy health insurance everyone around here 18-25 seems to come with their own mini-pharmacopea. Jeeze .... [/rant]
Plus, they were readying for a white-glove inspection by the #3 bigwig from their company .....
Bend over, and....try to relax.
Oh, wow. I even creeped myself out with that one....
Not true! New Jersey fell because of Atilla the Hun, everyone knows that!Damnit Taig, not you too! No more new avatars!!! Don't you fools understand that new avatars resulted in the fall of Atlantis/Rome/New Jersey?Chernobyl & Three Mile Island, too.
That's what Yellow Dingus told me.
Plus, they were readying for a white-glove inspection by the #3 bigwig from their company .....Bend over, and....try to relax.
Yeah, but that's basically what it was there Creepy. And stoner dude just planted a big polyp on their ailmentary wall.
I sometimes click on this thread just to see how high the postcount will be after a certain period of time. I'm making a FAWTL unit of time.Just like s#%*load is a standardized system of measurement.
I'm a fan of metric s~@@tonne, myself.
That's what Yellow Dingus told me.
He told me I should build a wall from Provincetown to Marblehead, pump out all the water and build Disneyland-Stellwagen on the new dry land ...
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I'm a fan of metric s#!&tonne, myself.I sometimes click on this thread just to see how high the postcount will be after a certain period of time. I'm making a FAWTL unit of time.Just like s#%*load is a standardized system of measurement.
I thought Mona established that as a metric assload?
Not that I have any idea why he was trying to smuggle that much stuff into prison, mind you.
Not that I have any idea why he was trying to smuggle that much stuff into prison, mind you.
He was bunking with Romper Stomper?
Good morning folks. Let's go and see what the hell work was smoking when they made my schedule for today, shall we?Whoa man! Bong hit?
Duuude! You got some Visine?
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Good morning!
Sounds like Moorluck and Patrick have fun-filled days ahead of them, and HD probably couldn't sleep because he looked up stuff on the Internet after he was warned not to. *shudder* It was OK until the freakin' picture.
Actually, I never looked at the thing a certain d+~@### wanted to call me, but my cousin sent me some links to videos that should never again be seen by man, and, in fact, the makers of said videos should be hunt down and thrashed to within inches of their lives.
shudder
Duuude! You got some Visine?Good morning folks. Let's go and see what the hell work was smoking when they made my schedule for today, shall we?Whoa man! Bong hit?
I snorted the last of it yesterday. That's some good s&#& man!
That's what Yellow Dingus told me.He told me I should build a wall from Provincetown to Marblehead, pump out all the water and build Disneyland-Stellwagen on the new dry land ...
That's the only way to give those Imperialists what for. I know this because my IQ is Avocado's Number.
The waffle thing?Good morning!
Sounds like Moorluck and Patrick have fun-filled days ahead of them, and HD probably couldn't sleep because he looked up stuff on the Internet after he was warned not to. *shudder* It was OK until the freakin' picture.
Yep, the thing.
I'm off to work (where I still don't hate my job--so weird). Back in a bit.
I snorted the last of it yesterday. That's some good s*@# man!Duuude! You got some Visine?Good morning folks. Let's go and see what the hell work was smoking when they made my schedule for today, shall we?Whoa man! Bong hit?
Hey don't bogart that man! Let's head out behind the dumpsters! I can take some off the shelves! Lemme grab a paper bag and some model glue too!
I'm off to work (where I still don't hate my job--so weird). Back in a bit.
Peace out Meles Meles!
Ugh - still 450 messages to go and now I have to go to work. I'm sure by lunch the unread page count will climb to 700. Will it never end?
It never ends. ~grins~ I feel for you.