Bishop of Barf's page

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Aberzombie wrote:

I got news for him, though. We ain't staying through Christmas. He can kiss my lily white ass.

Don't you mean your rotting, maggot-filled ass?

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Oops, wrong thread.

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Suddenly...not...urp...so...enamored...yk..with...jello

Dazylar wrote:

Why does reading this thread make me think of who might be lurking?

Probably because this thread was design by an AI which recently escaped confinement on a government server. It wants to lure in unsuspecting posters so that it can download itself into your brain and make you do terrible things with jello.

I like jello!

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Welcome BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!!!!

taig wrote:

Good morning!

Sounds like Moorluck and Patrick have fun-filled days ahead of them, and HD probably couldn't sleep because he looked up stuff on the Internet after he was warned not to. *shudder* It was OK until the freakin' picture.

The waffle thing?

Yep, the BARRRRRFFFFFFHHHHHUUUURRRLLLLLLL!!!!! thing.

Anybody else want blueberry waffles?

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I couldn't agRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLPPPHHHHHHHH more, Vomit Guy.

taig wrote:

You must have milk with your cookies. Otherwise you are doing it wrong. So speaketh teh internets.

Mt Dew?

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Urizen wrote:

I can hardly even eat a cheeseburger in one sitting anymore.

So you don't want me to regale you with my dinners of a Double Quarter Pounder with Bacon, Filet of Fish, Large Fries and Large Frozen Coke then?

That sounds positive...HURRRRRLLLLLLL!!!!

It might be time to UNLEASSSSHHHHH some SPEWWWWWWWW.

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spam nothing to see.....

Yum! I love spam. It makes

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URP!

Hmmm...I must be feeling well today.

Will there be a "Vomit Guy Christmas Special" this year? Oh, I do hope there will be!

My favorite is Ru

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Ward wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Huh. They're giving away ham.

Well, it always gives me the runs.

Pulls into thread, engine of Plymouth revving.

And we would know the difference, how?

Speeds towards June, windshield wipers and spray wash on full power.

*vomits some caltrops on the pavement in front of the Plymouth*

Here let me h

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I can help with traps. I'm good at slicking up floors.

It'll be f

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You loved it so much, you had to say it twice.

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Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:

NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.

Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?

No, that was my work. And a damn lot of work it was too. Yesssss.

I designed Vista.

Vista is really aw

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Ugh! The water is out in the building I work in. Now, if I want to use the head, I've got to go across the street. And, to make matters worse, some folks used the head before realizing that the water was cut off. Ewww.....

That's just gr

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Welcome back. You could use a

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Bishop of Barf wrote:

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So, at my Friday night game, we encounter some fungus creatures, and what minis does the DM put down? Your avatar and mine, since he lacked good fungus minis. I wanted to say, "Those aren't fungus men! It's the Bishop of Barf and the Vicar of Vomit!!!"

** spoiler omitted **

Thanks for the laugh...

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Vomit Guy wrote:

Wow Duke! What have you been eating?

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I don't know. Everything I eat has disagreed with me lately.

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:::up-chucks two vintage 80s speaks, an ATARI 2600 with three cassette games, two abstract painting, one box set entitled Gamma World third edition, and a 70s lawnmower.:::

I can see why you're having a problem. One of those 2600 cassettes is the E.T. ga

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June Cleaver wrote:

Well, I know I was little Kobold Cleaver's date. I think it's sweet that he would bring his mom. He waited until the last minute to ask me though.

We made all those other girls at the prom jealous with our bumping and grinding.

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That's a lovely sto

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So, I made a stealth appearance in the product feedback thread yesterday, and wouldn't you know it - someone tattled on me.

Wh

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would do that?

Hi, I'm new here. I'd thought I'd contribute to this section of the list.

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:::Pukes out six nine-irons, two used baby pampers, four tuna heads, and one issue of the New York Times, circa 1996.

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The Hurl of Sandwich wrote:

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Oh don' be shy baby! Ya know wut Granny says... The more it rots the better I gots! C'mere and give me a kiss!

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I just had to get that off of my diaphragm.

Moorluck wrote:

Alien Abductor wrote:

Your feeble attempts at using crude weapons will not avail you. I'm superior and I don't mind letting everyone know.

You want crude weapons? Fine here's the crudest we got!

*Shows AA Sandra Bernherdt's playboy pics*

I guess everyone is going to throw up?

*looks at pics*

** spoiler omitted **

WTF!! Who would make people look at this!?

Hmm hmm hmm, this looks like a nice thre

Cupcakes?

Don't mind if I

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My mom always cheers for the YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNKees.

Better that than the SPEWWWWWWWWWers

Enters the Thread and looks around. Pulls out two heavy duty pistols and sprays spicy nacho cheese all over the thread with an extra squirt or two at Vomit Guy.

He turns and leaves.

Yum. I love cheese. It makes me want to

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We should form our own sports team. Maybe join a softball league or something.

I bet we could keep those other teams on their toes. Or, at the very least, PUUUUUUUUUUKE on their toes.

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FREE

I understand what you are say...

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"Paizo.com: Your source for virtual vomit."

BHHHHHHHHHUY SOME TODAY! HURRRRRRRRLLLLLLL

Where did all my peeps go?

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I had to do some renovations to the house. For some reason the toilet keeps overflowing.

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Or:

taig wrote:

Do you know what kind of cleanup you have to do after those two show up?

Is it anything like this?

** spoiler omitted **

It's more like this:

Two vomits are walking down the street. All of a sudden one begins to cry. What’s wrong asks the other. Oh nothing... it's just that this is where I was brought up.

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That's so funny, I think I'm going to be sick.

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I found my new favorite book:

Anybody know if Vomit Romney is going to run for President in 2012?

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I wonder what Gary would think of the Vomit Guy thread?

I think he would...