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BluuuuuRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH


BLIUUURRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!


This thread is moving too faurrrrrrrllllllllllll!!!!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

HOW'S EVERYONE DOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I got news for him, though. We ain't staying through Christmas. He can kiss my lily white ass.
Don't you mean your rotting, maggot-filled ass?

Sounds lOOOOORRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH


SAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

Oops, wrong thread.


Aww, HeUUUUUURRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!


Suddenly...not...urp...so...enamored...yk..with...jello


Conspiracy Buff wrote:
Dazylar wrote:
Why does reading this thread make me think of who might be lurking?
Probably because this thread was design by an AI which recently escaped confinement on a government server. It wants to lure in unsuspecting posters so that it can download itself into your brain and make you do terrible things with jello.

I like jello!


HUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLLLLLL!!!!!!!


Welcome BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!!!!


Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:

Good morning!

Sounds like Moorluck and Patrick have fun-filled days ahead of them, and HD probably couldn't sleep because he looked up stuff on the Internet after he was warned not to. *shudder* It was OK until the freakin' picture.

The waffle thing?

Yep, the BARRRRRFFFFFFHHHHHUUUURRRLLLLLLL!!!!! thing.


Studpuffin wrote:
Anybody else want blueberry waffles?

SPLORRRRRTTTTTCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!


I couldn't agRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLPPPHHHHHHHH more, Vomit Guy.


Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
You must have milk with your cookies. Otherwise you are doing it wrong. So speaketh teh internets.
Mt Dew?

Blurrrrrrgghhhhhhhh


flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I can hardly even eat a cheeseburger in one sitting anymore.
So you don't want me to regale you with my dinners of a Double Quarter Pounder with Bacon, Filet of Fish, Large Fries and Large Frozen Coke then?

That sounds positive...HURRRRRLLLLLLL!!!!


It might be time to UNLEASSSSHHHHH some SPEWWWWWWWW.


HURRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL!!!


Heathansson wrote:
spam nothing to see.....

Yum! I love spam. It makes

HUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL!!!


URP!

Hmmm...I must be feeling well today.


Bill Lumberg wrote:
Will there be a "Vomit Guy Christmas Special" this year? Oh, I do hope there will be!

My favorite is Ru

DOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFF******


June Cleaver wrote:
Ward wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:

Huh. They're giving away ham.

Well, it always gives me the runs.

Pulls into thread, engine of Plymouth revving.

And we would know the difference, how?

Speeds towards June, windshield wipers and spray wash on full power.

*vomits some caltrops on the pavement in front of the Plymouth*

Here let me h

ELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH


I can help with traps. I'm good at slicking up floors.

It'll be f

uuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!


You loved it so much, you had to say it twice.

HUUUUUURRRRLLLLLLL!!!!!


Dick Cheney wrote:
Gentleman Nurn wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
One-Of-Many wrote:
NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.
Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?
No, that was my work. And a damn lot of work it was too. Yesssss.
I designed Vista.

Vista is really aw

HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!


Aberzombie wrote:
Ugh! The water is out in the building I work in. Now, if I want to use the head, I've got to go across the street. And, to make matters worse, some folks used the head before realizing that the water was cut off. Ewww.....

That's just gr

BLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Welcome back. You could use a

HHHHHHUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!


The Vicar of Vomit wrote:
Bishop of Barf wrote:


BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

So, at my Friday night game, we encounter some fungus creatures, and what minis does the DM put down? Your avatar and mine, since he lacked good fungus minis. I wanted to say, "Those aren't fungus men! It's the Bishop of Barf and the Vicar of Vomit!!!"

** spoiler omitted **

Thanks for the laugh...

SSSSSSSPEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!


Duke of Disgorge wrote:
Vomit Guy wrote:

Wow Duke! What have you been eating?

UUURRRRRRRRP!

I don't know. Everything I eat has disagreed with me lately.

BBBBBAAAAAA-RRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHCCCCCKKKKKKKK!

:::up-chucks two vintage 80s speaks, an ATARI 2600 with three cassette games, two abstract painting, one box set entitled Gamma World third edition, and a 70s lawnmower.:::

I can see why you're having a problem. One of those 2600 cassettes is the E.T. ga

BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Princess of Puke wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:

Well, I know I was little Kobold Cleaver's date. I think it's sweet that he would bring his mom. He waited until the last minute to ask me though.

We made all those other girls at the prom jealous with our bumping and grinding.

BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFF!!!

That's a lovely sto

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!


Vomit Guy wrote:
So, I made a stealth appearance in the product feedback thread yesterday, and wouldn't you know it - someone tattled on me.

Wh

UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!!!!

would do that?


Duke of Disgorge wrote:

Hi, I'm new here. I'd thought I'd contribute to this section of the list.

BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

:::Pukes out six nine-irons, two used baby pampers, four tuna heads, and one issue of the New York Times, circa 1996.

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMME!!!!!


Granny wrote:
The Hurl of Sandwich wrote:
BLAAAARRRPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh don' be shy baby! Ya know wut Granny says... The more it rots the better I gots! C'mere and give me a kiss!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!


Hu...

Hu...

HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

I just had to get that off of my diaphragm.


Moorluck wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Alien Abductor wrote:

Your feeble attempts at using crude weapons will not avail you. I'm superior and I don't mind letting everyone know.

You want crude weapons? Fine here's the crudest we got!

*Shows AA Sandra Bernherdt's playboy pics*

I guess everyone is going to throw up?

*looks at pics*

** spoiler omitted **

WTF!! Who would make people look at this!?

Hmm hmm hmm, this looks like a nice thre

Spoiler:
BLORRRRRTCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Puffy the Cup Cake wrote:
Cupcakes?

Don't mind if I

HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLLLL!!!!


Vomit Guy wrote:
My mom always cheers for the YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNKees.

Better that than the SPEWWWWWWWWWers


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Enters the Thread and looks around. Pulls out two heavy duty pistols and sprays spicy nacho cheese all over the thread with an extra squirt or two at Vomit Guy.

He turns and leaves.

Yum. I love cheese. It makes me want to

HEEEEEAAAAAAVE!!!!


The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

We should form our own sports team. Maybe join a softball league or something.

I bet we could keep those other teams on their toes. Or, at the very least, PUUUUUUUUUUKE on their toes.

Can I be the catchUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRLLLLLL!!!!!


FREE

Spoiler:
HURRRRRRLLLLLLLL!!!!


I understand what you are say...

IIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!


Bill Lumberg wrote:

"Paizo.com: Your source for virtual vomit."

BHHHHHHHHHUY SOME TODAY! HURRRRRRRRLLLLLLL


Vomit Guy wrote:

Where did all my peeps go?

HUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRL!

I had to do some renovations to the house. For some reason the toilet keeps overflowing.

SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCH!!


Or:

vomit:
FAWWWWWWWWWWWWWTLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!


The Vicar of Vomit wrote:
taig wrote:
Do you know what kind of cleanup you have to do after those two show up?

Is it anything like this?

** spoiler omitted **

It's more like this:

barf:
HHHHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!


Vomit Guy wrote:

Two vomits are walking down the street. All of a sudden one begins to cry. What’s wrong asks the other. Oh nothing... it's just that this is where I was brought up.

BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!

That's so funny, I think I'm going to be sick.

HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!!!!


I found my new favorite book:

Spoiler:
HHHUUUUUCKLEBERRRRRY finn


Anybody know if Vomit Romney is going to run for President in 2012?


FLLLLLLUMMMMMMPHHHHHHHHH!!!


Celestial Healer wrote:
I wonder what Gary would think of the Vomit Guy thread?

I think he would...

Spoiler:
HUUUUURRRRRLLLLLL!!!

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