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Yes but Flumphs can fly and have a higher intellegence. My money is on the Flumph.We've seen what high intelligence can do.
Don't let them fool you, tribbles have sharp nasty pony teeth.
Edit: I wanted to type pointy, but I like the original better.
Yeah but when Sebastian wakes up he's gonna get his teeth back from 'em.
Tribbles reproduce faster than flumphs can kill them.
Hmmm, tribble swarm.
Given the alignment of Flumphs (lawful good) and the fact that tribbles are nearly defenceless, they wouldn't fight. The flumphs would eat them a few at a time if tribbles were acceptable food to the flumphs or, if tribbles were not considered a proper meal, the flumphs would take them as pets, which would help console the poor flying jellyfish after hard days of getting squashed by falling adventurers.
Tribbles are chaotic evil. I read that somewhere on the internet. Therefore, flumphs would be duty-bound to battle them (epicly, I might add).
As for the choking theory, by the time the flumph finished choking on the tribble, it will have popped out 40 more. Tribbles win!
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Tribbles are chaotic evil. I read that somewhere on the internet. Therefore, flumphs would be duty-bound to battle (epicly, I might add) them.
As for the choking theory, by the time the flumph finished choking on the tribble, it will have popped out 40 more. Tribbles win!
They can't reproduce without corn though, where was the corn? Doesn't anyone think of the corn!?
I wonder what tribble poo looks like now...
Tribbles eat quadrotriticale!!! Leading to the best ST line ever.
Fflumps eat tribbles. That is why they are not dead yet. A huge food source.Or maybe tribbles are just a reproductive stage of the Flumph. Some insects do it.That's a good point...
What? Tribble is evolving?
Shudders~
are they like grabboids then? Whats next the asblasters?
Graboid!
Fflumps eat tribbles. That is why they are not dead yet. A huge food source.Or maybe tribbles are just a reproductive stage of the Flumph. Some insects do it.That's a good point...
What? Tribble is evolving?
{looks in Urizen's Big Little Book of Conspiracies, vol 14:} Ah yes, flumphs are the next stage in development of the tribble. The final stage is {shudders}... a Poodle Lord, which like the tribble, is perpetually horny and hungry.
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{looks in Urizen's Big Little Book of Conspiracies, vol 14:} Ah yes, flumphs are the next stage in development of the tribble. The final stage is {shudders}... a Poodle Lord, which like the tribble, is perpetually horny and hungry.Fflumps eat tribbles. That is why they are not dead yet. A huge food source.Or maybe tribbles are just a reproductive stage of the Flumph. Some insects do it.That's a good point...
What? Tribble is evolving?
Yeah, but the same could be said about me, or even you for that matter. ;)
My momma always told me Horny is as Horny does.
{looks in Urizen's Big Little Book of Conspiracies, vol 14:} Ah yes, flumphs are the next stage in development of the tribble. The final stage is {shudders}... a Poodle Lord, which like the tribble, is perpetually horny and hungry.Yeah, but the same could be said about me, or even you for that matter. ;)
I thought I only existed in Urizen's head. I can reproduce? {looks around} Yeah, I guess there's plenty of room.
{cues BOW-CHICKA-WHA-WHA music}
I'm surprised this isn't obvious to everyone. Tribbles, of course. I refuse to explain the obvious.
Graboids!
De Nile apparently flows into Town Lake.
De Nile apparently flows into Town Lake.
{bottles the De Nile water, markets it as "Moland Springs" for Mr. Pitt}
Tribbles win. They'd threaten the Klingon Empire with their cuteness if the Klingons didn't exterminate the flumphs, and the rest would be history.
"If you have to ask then you are a fool. Tribbles make nations tremble, they put fear into the heart of warroirs and charm the gods with cuteness. Nothing beats a tribble, nothing. We always outnumber you."
They're our only hope against those douchey borg.
The designated species are unworthy of assimilation
"You are unworthy of my BBQ'
BBQ is irrelevant
"Somethings wrong with you"
This unit is functioning within parameters
"Somebody needs to check those then"
Checking.........
Parameters are correct
"If you say so"
We have said so
"Ok then" walks off muttering under his breath about crazy bio mechanical lifeforms not liking BBQ "That's just not right"
"OWWWW ya want fondled! I'll help!!" Starts fondling studpuffen "Ohhhhhh feathers soooooo soft"
"Awww but it's the most fun part"
THE SITUATION IS IRRECONCILABLE WITHOUT ERADICATION.
EXTERMINATUS HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED. YOU HAVE THIRTY MINUTES TO EVACUATE.
Y'know the last time this happened, we got spritzed with water (that's what I'm going to assume it was), and then everything was business as usual...
I can't decide...
Tribbles taste like chicken and flumphs taste like marshmallows with peanut butter!
They're completely different tastes. It's not fair to judge.
I can't decide...
Tribbles taste like chicken and flumphs taste like marshmallows with peanut butter!
They're completely different tastes. It's not fair to judge.
I HUNGER!
::Swallows Crimson line thief::
Let's see how he will fertilize my coffee beans!