circles the thread once before dive bombing someone*WHOMP*
*Holds up sign:*
*Casts Enlarge Birdy then gives chase to Vinny*
CAW!
Hey, where'd my beak go? How come I can speak now!
Is this temporary?
Hey, where'd my beak go? How come I can speak now!
Is this temporary?
It should last for 20 minutes.
What if I want to perch horizontally while going vertical? Is this possible, my fine feathered friends?
You. Over there. Did you drop something? Right ... over ... there. Yesssss....
circles the thread once before dive bombing someone
Casts over himself and continues working over his cauldron, muttering something about embarrassing cousins...
Mmmmmm......roadkill
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*Bounces on his new pogo stick*
Boing, boing boing.
Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing.
CAW!
Damn graboids! They're always stealing the really good roadkill.
Then again, with all the trolls around, you'd think there'd be some pretty decent scraps left over.
Then again, with all the trolls around, you'd think there'd be some pretty decent scraps left over.
Those scraps become more trolls. :[
*pecks on the church bell 12 times with all the pecking power he has*
*bell rings out loudly enough to raise the dead*
It's Monday!
*bell rings out loudly enough to raise the dead*
Quarry?
*bell rings out loudly enough to raise the dead*Quarry?
*peck, peck*
*peck*
*peck, peck, peck*
*flies off with Quarrys' skull in his clutches*
while circling, sees an old man with a white beard and fancy clothes who looks to be dying
Mmmm.....potential roadkill
while circling, sees an old man with a white beard and fancy clothes who looks to be dying
Mmmm.....potential roadkill
I'm not a man!!!
I'm not a man!!!while circling, sees an old man with a white beard and fancy clothes who looks to be dying
Mmmm.....potential roadkill
*Holds up sign:*
Caw...
*stops scattering birdseed*
Ingrate...
ACK!
*defends herself admirably with a knitting needle in one hand and a handbag in the other*
Get your wings off me, you pervert!
*stops attacking*
pant pant... wheeze wheeze.
*holds up sign:*
I thought you'd never ask...
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*Uses his pogo stick*
Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing Boing boing
*Holds up sign:*
*Pecks his way free.*
*Eats graboid entrails*
Cawcawcawcawcaw!
Don't you know I'm on the endangered species list? If you attempt to harm me, the goverment will come in and declare eminent domain.
*bangs on his drum cawing in between ech beat*
*does a rain dance*
circles thread, looking for some roadkill
*Rots in the sun*
*Rots in the sun*
*Pulls out probe thermometer*
Looks almost done... just a few more minutes.
*explodes*
*A new Lobster is left in its place*
Muhahahaha, PINCH!
CAW?
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
picks at a rotting carcass he found