Were they the kind that hatch into slaad spawn and erupt from your chest cavity? That's the kind I like.Mmmm, I love eggs. I found some chocolate eggs once... except they were Carub :(Ooh. This place seems really chaotic!
*eggs Bear on a Unicycle and settles into a reclining chair*
No, I'm still pretty sure they were carub.
<piddles and leaves a pile of "carob eggs" on the floor>
No thanks, Carob is terrible. Besides, these appear to be full of Christmas tinsel... how'd that get in there?
O really, lets see what happens if I start making the fur uneven with my clippers.
Ha! I have no fur! {piddles on vacuum cleaner}
O really, lets see what happens if I start making the fur uneven with my clippers.
gives Jeremy Mcgillan a rock bottom, then proceeds to hump his leg
YAP!!!
O really, lets see what happens if I start making the fur uneven with my clippers.
Oooh thanks! I had low blood iron, and I was starting to get the shakes.
*Tosses a tennis ball in the air, catches it...*
Hey, look what I got!
What is this? Is it a tennis ball?
*throws ball*
*preens himself*
runs through the thread naked
runs through the thread naked
CAW CAW CAW!
runs through the thread naked
*frolicks with CDP*
*throws ball*
*starts making paw signs*
Ninja Poodle Art: Catch from the Shadows!*the ball vanishes*
*goes off to a corner to chew on newly 'found' ball*
*ominous theme from Jaws playing in the background*
*GSPS lies hiding in wait*
*calls the dog catcher*
dances mockingly on his hind legs before fleeing
*calls the dog catcher*dances mockingly on his hind legs before fleeing
No need to flee, I'll defend your honor. One bite from me can sever a human leg from the knee down.
*Feeds GSPS a license plate, a plastic cup, a wooden spoon, a ball of rubber bands, and some burlap.*
Eh, they were just lying around and it seemed like a good place to dump them.
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*Feeds GSPS a license plate, a plastic cup, a wooden spoon, a ball of rubber bands, and some burlap.*
Eh, they were just lying around and it seemed like a good place to dump them.
*Feeds GSPS a wall clock, a good chain, some gold teeth, and a jesters cap*
This bunch should have some good... uh... flav-a-flav...
*Feeds GSPS a license plate, a plastic cup, a wooden spoon, a ball of rubber bands, and some burlap.*
Eh, they were just lying around and it seemed like a good place to dump them.
*Feeds GSPS a wall clock, a good chain, some gold teeth, and a jesters cap*
This bunch should have some good... uh... flav-a-flav...
I'm gonna have to make some room first.
*uses the toilet*
*washes paws*
*eats breakfast*