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Anyone else feeling tubby?
Liberty's Edge

Can't... answer... too... hard... to breathe!

GASP!

<Dies>
CourtFool wrote:
Anyone else feeling tubby?

Who is Tubby and why should we be feeling him? Does he have squeaky toys?

RPG Superstar 2012

I hope Southwest Airlines will let me sit in the exit row on my next flight...the whole exit row.

Maybe it's just me, but couldn't tubby afford 1st class? He wouldn't have to worry with the b.s. seating restrictions in coach.
The Exchange

Posting Blitz!

Tubby in question was on standby and took a coach seat so he could have an earlier flight. The captain kicked him off because he did not have two seats. Which is what the say fat people should do. Well he waited for the next plane and road coach there,the second captain did not make him buy a second seat or even bother him.

I like lard!

Yap!

Yay, Hump day!

*Humps the mailbox*

Humps the mailman.

I believe in going to the source.

*Humps the mail truck*

*humps a cow*

*makes butter* *rolls in butter*

Butter is like lard, right?
Yankee Poodle wrote:
Butter is like lard, right?

Yap!

goes to the post office for some major-league humping
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
goes to the post office for some major-league humping

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous poodles from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

We's got some major humping to do!

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pant pant pant

HumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHum pHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHu mpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpH umpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHump HumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHum pHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHu mpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHump......

You missed a spot.

Damn!

HumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHum pHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHu mpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHump......

How's that?

Much better. I like what you did there at the end.

Thanks boss. I try.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Damn!

HumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHum pHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHu mpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHump......

How's that?

Now that's some poodle example to follow

*humps CDP*
Llamafrog wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Damn!

HumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHum pHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHu mpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHumpHump......

How's that?

Now that's some poodle example to follow

*humps CDP*

Well, it is hump day.

*humps Llamafrog*

*joins the pile*

Humps Yankee Poodle.

Yap! Yap!

Is this our new home? YAP!
Snarky Poodle wrote:
*joins the pile*

*gives a "Snarky Hump" to Snarky.

Cockapoo wrote:
Is this our new home? YAP!

I was waiting to see if anyone noticed the difference. You win!

Humps Cockapoo.
CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Is this our new home? YAP!

I was waiting to see if anyone noticed the difference. You win!

Humps Cockapoo.

What a great prize! Oooohhhh! Give it to me daddy!

CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Is this our new home? YAP!

I was waiting to see if anyone noticed the difference. You win!

Humps Cockapoo.

OMPG, I didn't noticed!!!

*humps Cockapoo*
Cockapoo wrote:
Give it to me daddy!

Gives it to Cockapoo in a neatly wrapped package, complete with big, red bow.

Will the Mondays find me in here?

Mondays specialize in Scry and Fry.

Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!...
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!...

Don't worry. You have five days to hide.

Woah! A new poodle thread!

<Humps Cockapoo>

Whoa, I think my meds are giving me the shakes.
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Woah! A new poodle thread!

<Humps Cockapoo>

Is that a piece of pig iron or are you happy to see me? I guess the fact that it didn't disintegrate answers my question.

Oh, I forgot to take my antenna mittens off.

<Disintegrates pig iron rod and resumes humping Cockapoo>
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Oh, I forgot to take my antenna mittens off.

<Disintegrates pig iron rod and resumes humping Cockapoo>

ROFL!

does the Truffle Shuffle

Everything's so greeeennnnnn!

Yeah, for some reason they planted me in this damn thread. Now I've got p*%% all over me.
Leaf Ericson wrote:
Yeah, for some reason they planted me in this damn thread. Now I've got p*%% all over me.

lifts a leg on a leaf

also pees on the talky leaf thing

What about me?
Wet Blanket wrote:
What about me?

lifts a leg on the blanket

*Drags rear end on the blanket*
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