FAWTLY TOWER IV

[Moorluck]

~Runs around thread naked handing out DVDs of his honeymoon.~

WOOT!! ToTP!

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Hmm I just noticed it's gone too, so I'll repost it :P

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.
Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.

[alleynbard]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

So Urizen just called me an evil bastard on FB. Does that mean I did something good or bad? I'm just confused now.

Its a good thing...trust me.

[Moorluck]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.

Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.

So do you accept my offer of Hugh Jackman porn? Solnes made them herself.... well he helped, but not as much as she had hoped. :P

[taig]

Moorluck wrote:

~Runs around thread naked handing out DVDs of his honeymoon.~

WOOT!! ToTP!

Huh. I had top of the page. Is Earth-1 trying to merge with Earth-2?

[Moorluck]

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

People who don't like tea and grits are weird. Also, I think they're more likely to post in the wrong thread. I call it, Premature Posting Syndrome.

I keep seeing commercials about medical remedies for it.

I wonder when they'll offer a drug for Fawtl posters.

[Mike Welham]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.

Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.

I bid one more penny than Mr. Derek Neve.

[Lord President Moorluck]

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

~Runs around thread naked handing out DVDs of his honeymoon.~

WOOT!! ToTP!

Huh. I had top of the page. Is Earth-1 trying to merge with Earth-2?

I out rank you. ;)

[taig]

Moorluck is in a different dimension from me!!!!

[Moorluck]

SO I wonder what it was that Gary told Sara Marie about us?

[Lord Secretary of Kicking A**]

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

~Runs around thread naked handing out DVDs of his honeymoon.~

WOOT!! ToTP!

Huh. I had top of the page. Is Earth-1 trying to merge with Earth-2?

I out rank you. ;)

Two words: Violent military overthrow

[Moorluck]

taig wrote:

Moorluck is in a different dimension from me!!!!

Dear God, tell me I'm not in the Twilight Zone! I can't bear any more sparkly twink-pires.

[Moorluck]

Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

~Runs around thread naked handing out DVDs of his honeymoon.~

WOOT!! ToTP!

Huh. I had top of the page. Is Earth-1 trying to merge with Earth-2?

I out rank you. ;)

Two words: Violent military overthrow

Three words for you: Solnes' Boobs.

[Moorluck]

I don't want to go back to the office. I guess I have to eventually though.

[Puffin Augustus]

Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

~Runs around thread naked handing out DVDs of his honeymoon.~

WOOT!! ToTP!

Huh. I had top of the page. Is Earth-1 trying to merge with Earth-2?

I out rank you. ;)

Two words: Violent military overthrow

Did someone call for a coup? Guards, arrest these Republicrats!

[taig]

Moorluck wrote:

SO I wonder what it was that Gary told Sara Marie about us?

It's probably best we don't know...

[Moorluck]

It keeps telling me other people are posting, but I can't see their post.

[Treppa]

I'm enjoying these Skittles, but eating them seems so wrong now.

[Lord President Moorluck]

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

SO I wonder what it was that Gary told Sara Marie about us?

It's probably best we don't know...

You're probably right. Do me a favor and blow up Mexico will ya.

[taig]

Treppa wrote:

I'm enjoying these Skittles, but eating them seems so wrong now.

Evidently, the trick is to mix them with grits.

[Moorluck]

Treppa wrote:

I'm enjoying these Skittles, but eating them seems so wrong now.

Don't eat those. They came from Sebastian.

[Mike Welham]

Moorluck wrote:

I don't want to go back to the office. I guess I have to eventually though.

It's almost quittin' time...

[Mike Welham]

Moorluck wrote:

It keeps telling me other people are posting, but I can't see their post.

I'm not seeing any indication that anyone is posting, then *POOF* there's 3 new posts before mine.

[taig]

Yep. Two retroactive posts from Moorluck.

[Edward Cullen]

Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck is in a different dimension from me!!!!

Dear God, tell me I'm not in the Twilight Zone! I can't bear any more sparkly twink-pires.

Always the outcast, *sigh* no one likes me *sad pouty face*

Well except my hordes of screaming teenage girls.

[Lord Secretary of Kicking A**]

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

SO I wonder what it was that Gary told Sara Marie about us?

It's probably best we don't know...

You're probably right. Do me a favor and blow up Mexico will ya.

Done!

[Moorluck]

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

It keeps telling me other people are posting, but I can't see their post.

I'm not seeing any indication that anyone is posting, then *POOF* there's 3 new posts before mine.

Has anyone else posted on this page besides us? Oh well, time to go clock out and wait for the wife to come and get me.

[alleynbard]

Treppa wrote:

I'm enjoying these Skittles, but eating them seems so wrong now.

Eating Skittles is never wrong. Unless, of course, you are talking about the game. In that case, yes, that is wrong.

[Screaming teenage girl]

Edward Cullen wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck is in a different dimension from me!!!!

Dear God, tell me I'm not in the Twilight Zone! I can't bear any more sparkly twink-pires.

Always the outcast, *sigh* no one likes me *sad pouty face*

Well except my hordes of screaming teenage girls.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints from lack of air*

[Moorluck]

Edward Cullen wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck is in a different dimension from me!!!!

Dear God, tell me I'm not in the Twilight Zone! I can't bear any more sparkly twink-pires.

Always the outcast, *sigh* no one likes me *sad pouty face*

Well except my hordes of screaming teenage girls.

Teenage girls aren't exactly know for their brains. Perky breast and tight tushes maybe, and annoying personalities to be sure, but not brains.

[Freehold DM]

Moorluck wrote:

Edward Cullen wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck is in a different dimension from me!!!!

Dear God, tell me I'm not in the Twilight Zone! I can't bear any more sparkly twink-pires.

Always the outcast, *sigh* no one likes me *sad pouty face*

Well except my hordes of screaming teenage girls.

Teenage girls aren't exactly know for their brains. Perky breast and tight tushes maybe, and annoying personalities to be sure, but not brains.

Drools into bucket saved especially for this purpose

[taig]

Did this thread end up in the Large Hadron Collider when Gary wasn't looking?

[Nikola Tesla]

taig wrote:

Did this thread end up in the Large Hadron Collider when Gary wasn't looking?

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!

[lynora]

It's been a weird day.
Spoilered for length.

Spoiler:

Kid broke his glasses last night so I had to take him to the mall to order new ones. Was referred to a jewelry repair place to get them hopefully soldered back together until the new pair comes in, but the place was gone. And then I got sniped at for not dealing with the situation correctly. WTF? I mean, if I don't take care of it, I'm lazy and never do anything and when I do all I get is how I didn't do it right. Grrr. Even more grr since I sent a text while I was at the mall and he waited to tell me that there was another jewelry repair place until I got home. Okay, I feel a little better. Sorry about the venting and all, but it's a lot easier to be calm and reasonable when discussing things later on if I've already had my tantrum. :)

Then we took the kid to a very expensive appointment with a pediatric psychologist specializing in autism and sensory processing disorder. That's pretty much what they deal with in their practice. It was a good appointment and we did get a referral to an OT, which will definitely be helpful. But right now I am feeling so frustrated. Yes, Bryce does have sensory issues. But all that time when I was saying that I think he has Aspergers and everyone kept telling me I was wrong....dammit I was right...but I didn't really want to be right. :( On the bright side it's better to deal with this now while there is still a chance to address a lot of the social problems. Sigh. And now I have yet more reading to do. We did get some good feedback on how to deal with his tantrums and transition problems, which will hopefully make life a little easier.

[Mike Welham]

lynora wrote:

It's been a weird day.

Spoilered for length. ** spoiler omitted **

Sorry to hear about your day. I would agree it's unfair to withhold information in order to "prove a point".

I'm glad the diagnosis is progressing with Bryce, even though it's not what you wanted it to be. Knowing what you're dealing with will go a long way to helping you deal with it, though.

[Freehold DM]

lynora wrote:

It's been a weird day.

Spoilered for length. ** spoiler omitted **

I'm sorry. It's horrible when you are right about something you don't want to be right about, especially when you are the lone voice saying it.

[Nikola Tesla]

Nikola Tesla wrote:

taig wrote:

Did this thread end up in the Large Hadron Collider when Gary wasn't looking?

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Look at them I say!!

[lynora]

Thank you for the sympathy/encouragement Taig and Freehold. I'm sure I'll feel better about the whole thing in a day or two.

[Freehold DM]

Awright folks, I'm off for now. I've got to get some stuff taken care of for mom and potentially stuff taken care of for the first few days of the SC portion of my vacation. Might be posting later, if not, see everyone tomorrow.

[taig]

Have a good evening, Freehold!

[Studpuffin]

In the name of Cosmo's Mustache, be turned Ghost Posts!

*Channels Positive Energy*

1d20 ⇒ 19
1d6 ⇒ 6

[Mairkurion {tm}]

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.

Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.

I bid one more penny than Mr. Derek Neve.

Apparently, the guy is a big time lawyer, so I'd be careful messing with him.

[Studpuffin]

In the name of Cosmo's Mustache, be turned AGAIN Ghost Posts!

*Channels Positive Energy*

1d20 ⇒ 4
1d6 ⇒ 1

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Hang in there, Lynora. One of my closest friends is dealing with this with his son, and it can be a long road, I know.

[lynora]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hang in there, Lynora. One of my closest friends is dealing with this with his son, and it can be a long road, I know.

Thank you. I like way the doctor described it. He's like a space invader who's been dropped on this planet without a guidebook. And somehow we have to help him understand human social behavior....Yeah, this is gonna take awhile.

[taig]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.

Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.

I bid one more penny than Mr. Derek Neve.

Apparently, the guy is a big time lawyer, so I'd be careful messing with him.

That was in the past. These days he's lounging in Cabo.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Moorluck wrote:

~Runs around thread naked handing out DVDs of his honeymoon.~

WOOT!! ToTP!

Um, this is a CARS dvd. WTH?

[Studpuffin]

*beats his head against his desk*

Edit: Apparently I do my beating Nekkid.